Pet Hates

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

35 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I actually know the answer to the MAD. It's to stop someone finding or stealing a contactless card and rattling up multiple purchases. After a set number they ask for the pin regardless of where or how much it is.

I fairly get your point min and understand it's done randomly as a form of protection and security, but it's bloody embarrassing when it happens.

Even if some scrote did pinch your debit card, used it illegally on several occasions, and there is plenty of CCTV footage and other evidence to back this notion up, your bank wouldn't bother their arse as it is not their money, therefore wouldn't investigate the matter, although to hoodwink you into believing they will, a debit card dispute would be raised, your stolen card would be blocked from use, and a new debit card would be posted out to you, eventually.

However, if it was your credit card that had been nicked then unlawfully used and evidence backs up this notion, the bank would initiate an investigation straight away, no questions asked, just because it is their money after all that has been pilfered, regardless if they have allocated a credit card to you in your name.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s a security thing MAD that kicks in every so often just to prove you are the legit card owner. Great when you forget what the fucking PIN is because you hardly ever use it. 

I understand that loon but, as detailed in my reply to Moobs, It's a fucking nuisance.

[alscotoz]

On 9/6/2023 at 2:04 PM, Poodler said:

Not worth a new thread 

 

do you use bandits? Either in the boozer or the bookies? Why? 
 

never understood how they work and never been interested to try. They’re massive over here (Govt taxes them).
 

(if someone is playing the quiz one in the bar and the music round is on, I’ll watch that)  

A pox on society 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Can I tell my 'hid my badly shitted undies in the cistern of the Jewel in the Crown bogs' story again? 💩

Go for it min.👍

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Er, that's pretty much it .. I do pity the users who went in after me until the offending garment had been fished out. Unless they're still there after all these years ..

Did the deed occur in a Subcontinental or Nepalese restaurant min?🤔

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Jewel in the Crown, Crown Terrace.

Come to think of it, if any Hat users are in there sometime, could they maybe lift the cistern lid and see if my clarted boxers are still in there? Happened circa 10 years ago Thanks.

You put them in the cistern?😄😄😄

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

It was my only option to be fair 

Was it? Or are you just a fucking mink?

[Bluto10]

29 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I fairly get your point min and understand it's done randomly as a form of protection and security, but it's bloody embarrassing when it happens.

why would it be embarrassing?

it’s perfectly normal

 

the transaction is never declined. it’s just on hold until you enter your pin

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

It was my only option to be fair 

Flushing it down the bog and making sure it had successfully made its way past the u-bend would have been another option open to you min, speaking from experience.

If the boxers happen to get stuck in the pipe network thereafter, it's either the premises' issue or the local Council's, depending on the location of the blockage, and nae your problem, unless you wrote your name on the tally of the disposed-of boxers.

 

[sigh]

45 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I feel your anxiety min.

A similar thing happened to me the second last time my brother and I were in Gdansk in October last year.

Went to this place called "Chleb I Wino" (bread and wine to me and you) for our breakfast. (39 zl. for the breakfast I had was brilliant. It's about £7.50 in oor money).

I ordered a breakfast that included 3 poached eggs served on 2 waffles, along with avocado, salmon, strawberries, and rocket leaves, topped with hollandaise sauce and swilled down with a litre of Blackcurrant juice.

Only managed 3/4 quarters of it as the helping was vast. My brother only managed roughly the same of his breakfast and saying something.

Left the restaurant, heading back in the direction of our hotel. Reached the old town square and the bowels were into overdrive. Stopped walking to buy me some time in the hope of reaching out hotel without shiting myself en route.

Got to the hotel and sprinted to the communal ground floor bogs, As soon as the door opened, the shite had exploded fae my arse before making it to a cubicle. Eventually got to the cubicle and true enough my boxers and trousers were absolute clarted in shite. The boxers had seen better days so I ended up flushing them doon the bog after I'd deshited/cleaned myself up. 

Whilst in the hotel bogs, I phoned my brother to take down a fresh pair of boxers and shirts, of which he kindly did. Happy days. 😄

 

Dunno whats worse, that or the story of similar events at a festival 

How did you deskitter yourself - stand in the communal toilet sink and just wash yesrelf doon with handfuls of water?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

why would it be embarrassing?

it’s perfectly normal

 

the transaction is never declined. it’s just on hold until you enter your pin

It shouldn't be socially-accepted as a norm min.

It's nonsendical and irrational to decline a transaction, then approve the same transaction seconds later just because you inserted it into the retailer's card reader instead of paying contactless with use of the same card. 

Over here (it may be different in Holland), when your transaction is declined it is not put on hold at all, it is declined, end of. That's why you need to start the payment process again.

Never ever trust a bank.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, sigh said:

Dunno whats worse, that or the story of similar events at a festival 

How did you deskitter yourself - stand in the communal toilet sink and just wash yesrelf doon with handfuls of water?

Plenty of bog roll min, followed by putting on a clean pair of boxers plus shorts, whilst trying to obscure the shite on my trousers from the inquisitive eyes of fellow guests, en route to my hotel room. 

I then got showered. Job done.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It shouldn't be socially-accepted as a norm min.

It's nonsendical and irrational to decline a transaction, then approve the same transaction seconds later just because you inserted it into the retailer's card reader instead of paying contactless with use of the same card. 

Over here (it may be different in Holland), when your transaction is declined it is not put on hold at all, it is declined, end of. That's why you need to start the payment process again.

Never ever trust a bank.

It's not. It's normal. It happens to everyone. Don't let it piss you off, not one single person will be judging you. 

[Fridge]

5 minutes ago, sigh said:

Dunno whats worse, that or the story of similar events at a festival 

How did you deskitter yourself - stand in the communal toilet sink and just wash yesrelf doon with handfuls of water?

I was in Tens at Christmas and someone had shat all over the floor, happened to be there were only birds behind the bar so I had to go into get the restaurant and find the manager.

Was a cracking conversation, alright min you needing food, unfortunately not I have some bad news for you.

Before anyone starts it wasn’t me.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

It's not. It's normal. It happens to everyone. Don't let it piss you off, not one single person will be judging you. 

It's me that self-critically judges myself when it happens min.👍

Self-doubt, and my short fuse, automatically arises until such time the transaction is approved and completed. 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was your brother unaffected shit-wise?

He was indeed. He has the storage capacity to keep it in unlike myself.😄

[sigh]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

He was indeed. He has the storage capacity to keep it in unlike myself.😄

So, he's no as full of shit as you then?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 minutes ago, sigh said:

So, he's no as full of shit as you then?

Yes.😄

[Redforever86]

5 hours ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Just a fucking mink.

Please don't tell me you used the bogs in there after me and are carrying a grudge.

Nope, but surely you could have dealt with the situation better than leaving them for some poor cunt to find in the cistern. Even just chuck them on the floor. 

[Fridge]

12 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Nope, but surely you could have dealt with the situation better than leaving them for some poor cunt to find in the cistern. Even just chuck them on the floor. 

Na come on min, you’re nae wanting any evidence it was you. Best disposed of. Denial of everything is the way forward.

Although to be fair I would launched them in the bin and fired a heap hand towels over them and then walked away.

Nobody would have been any the wiser.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 hours ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Jewel in the Crown, Crown Terrace.

Come to think of it, if any Hat users are in there sometime, could they maybe lift the cistern lid and see if my clarted boxers are still in there? Happened circa 10 years ago Thanks.

It is not and never has been on Crown Terrace and you're a clatty tink cunt.  Well you were 10 years ago.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Crown something or other. I'm still a clatty tink cunt, disguised as an O&G 'Professional'. During work hours anyway. Honestly the saying fake it till you make it is so true

😂😂

Crown Street.  Nae difficult to remember.

Have you made it tho?

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Have you ever been in the bogs in that place? A basic shitter and a tiny wee sink if I remember rightly. Wee air hand dryer thing and no paper towels. No window otherwise I'd have chucked them out but would have been at the risk of them landing on a passer by.

Some plumber probs got paid £150 to fish them out, so I'm supporting local tradesmen and the economy.

They probably found them a week later and used em in their base gravy.

[Don Fonte]

4 hours ago, sigh said:

So, he's no as full of shit as you then?

Surely he'd be more full of shit seeing as he kept it in.

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

I guess if you were to measure my current status in society vs my lack of education, general overall cuntishness and being a dirty mink, then yes I'd say I've made it.

Excellent stuff.  A comfortable life style, decent health and good family and friends is all that's needed.  

Bat away life's challenges as they come at you.

[Daisy1903]

Think I'll migrate back to the gaylord forum after this

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Daisy1903 said:

Think I'll migrate back to the gaylord forum after this

Please do.  You'd be no loss and more suited to that place.

Thanks.

[Daisy1903]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Please do.  You'd be no loss and more suited to that place.

Thanks.

😪

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Daisy1903 said:

😪

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’ve enjoyed Daisy’s musings. A welcome addition imo.

Personally I've no fucks to give.

He/she whatever it is, has/have no significance, positive or negative in my life.