ddia Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Cry Boy Cry: Episode 2 Baby steps. That's the best way to approach posting on football forum. That's exactly the way the young man approached it. Suitable frothing at the mouth if there's more than one defensive error, demand the club be sold to highest bidder if a toaster ends up in the wheelie bin. He eventually got into a niche of like-minded posters and then he was able to project the 'front' he had honed in his formative years to deflect from Daddy's devotion to spunk. Tales of womanising, late night drinking sessions and liberal drug abuse were all posted; an ideal image to hide behind to shield his own curiosity regarding penis. He became so entrenched with his new online friends he plucked up courage to attend a meeting at a football match with the proper gents. It was there he first met Him. Not much to look at; poor dress sense, strange tattie picker accent and bad teeth. But this bald midget had the elusive IT the young man craved to have. Confident in conversation, a swagger to his walk which hinted at a menacing physical ability, defeating any and all at pool with complete disregard. The young man was in awe, he couldn't keep his eyes off Him. So awestruck he couldn't speak, but the swelling in his pants hinted at the true feelings. He was in love... Episode 3 to follow. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Tup + poodles = love Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 The Lost Bhoys Young louns from Glasgow get convinced to play for Celtic under the ruse they will turn into vampires and live forever. In reality they are getting molested by scumbag paedo’s. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Cry Boy Cry: Episode 2 Baby steps. That's the best way to approach posting on football forum. That's exactly the way the young man approached it. Suitable frothing at the mouth if there's more than one defensive error, demand the club be sold to highest bidder if a toaster ends up in the wheelie bin. He eventually got into a niche of like-minded posters and then he was able to project the 'front' he had honed in his formative years to deflect from Daddy's devotion to spunk. Tales of womanising, late night drinking sessions and liberal drug abuse were all posted; an ideal image to hide behind to shield his own curiosity regarding penis. He became so entrenched with his new online friends he plucked up courage to attend a meeting at a football match with the proper gents. It was there he first met Him. Not much to look at; poor dress sense, strange tattie picker accent and bad teeth. But this bald midget had the elusive IT the young man craved to have. Confident in conversation, a swagger to his walk which hinted at a menacing physical ability, defeating any and all at pool with complete disregard. The young man was in awe, he couldn't keep his eyes off Him. So awestruck he couldn't speak, but the swelling in his pants hinted at the true feelings. He was in love... Episode 3 to follow.Show cancelled, no need for episode 3 thanks Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Drop the Dead Donkey’s. Satirical humour about how every member of the Scotland team gets dropped before getting humped tonight. Except it’s not actually funny. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Drop the bread, honkey. Parklife gets mugged for his groceries whilst holidaying in Compton 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Drop the shed, chunky. Manboobs is encouraged to spend less time in his shed wanking over currency and lead a more active lifestyle. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Mop on head junkie Fly on the wall documentary about a man with a fascinating haircut who locks himself in hotel rooms around the world sampling local drugs. Look out for the Wales episode. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Spunk your wad Frisky Hidden camera show in apartments around Aberdeen, tracking Poodles' conquests. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Mop on head junkie Fly on the wall documentary about a man with a fascinating haircut who locks himself in hotel rooms around the world sampling local drugs. Look out for the Wales episode. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 “It was there we met Him” Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Mop on head junkie Fly on the wall documentary about a man with a fascinating haircut who locks himself in hotel rooms around the world sampling local drugs. Look out for the Wales episode.Haha. Series should have finished there if truth be told. Did well to survive. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 The Littlest Homo Nacho Novo wanders about with a dog constantly trying to escape and would rather risk it’s life on the line saving kids than put up with Hun shit. Think my favourite episode was this. 6 mins in, fucking ledge. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 The life and times of jamie mac donald from the thick of it. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 The nick of it. X-rated satire about the abject state of health of Bluto’s thumb. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 The Great Brazilian Cake Off. São Paulo’s gay community compete to win the affection of a Leith junkie with baked delights. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Drugrats. Toddlers Tommy and Chuckie get up to class A fuelled escapades with toddler sized Poodle. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Drugrats Somebody injects Ryan Jack with heroin and then tortures him to death. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Deadliest Snatch Poodler goes through coopers bar at 9am on a Monday morning sniffing oot who’s got the most STDs 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Deadliest Snatch Poodler goes through coopers bar at 9am on a Monday morning sniffing oot who’s got the most STDsHaha. I’d have doubts about his sense of smell there like. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Dug-nats After a night of drinking and drug abuse, AK breaks in to the cat and dog home with terrifying consequences Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Snatch of The Day Think "Match of The Day" meets "Naked Attraction". A panel of "experts", in this case, because i'm fucking writing it ok, it's 3 stunning blondes wearing short sundresses with no knickers on sitting around a glass see through table discussing highlights of the best snatches of the week. Footage is mainly candid pervy stuff. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Dempsey and Makepeace Gary Dempsey apologies to the Aberdeen fans for being utterly fucking shite. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Dempsey and Makepeace Gary Dempsey apologies to the Aberdeen fans for being utterly fucking shite.DYA Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Dempsey and Makepeace Gary Dempsey apologies to the Aberdeen fans for being utterly fucking shite. DJ Makebelieve Captain Cavemen music show. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Top Of The Cops. Teams of bobbies compete to see who can be the most racist, have the most inappropriate WhatsApp messages, cover up internal fuck ups and kill the most people in custody. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Deadliest Snatch Poodler goes through coopers bar at 9am on a Monday morning sniffing oot who’s got the most STDs Don't have to look much further than the mirror right now Link to comment
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