Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

[Fridge]

The Pink Windmill

 

Remake of the classic program, Dayt’s sports a pink Pringle top he has had since the 80s and starts windmilling in hits at anyone. Emu being first. Grotbags second.

 

Everyone laughs at Rod Hull’s comedy demise.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/1999/mar/19/libbybrooks

[Studebaker-90]

Blindfeld

 

A harrowing remake of dads kidnapping and subsequent imprisonment of sooper hanz.

[Fridge]

Blindfeld

 

A harrowing remake of dads kidnapping and subsequent imprisonment of sooper hanz.

Follow up series Prison Break

 

Eventually escapes by telling Dad the radiator is needing bled then legging it. Dad falls for this simple rouse.

 

Last Scene is SH shouting fuck your DWQ before pegging it down the road in his boxer shorts.

[BrianFaePerth]

As if dad would let SH wear boxers while under his control

[The Boofon]

Blindfeld

 

A harrowing remake of dads kidnapping and subsequent imprisonment of sooper hanz.

 

 

He wasn't kidnapped. He ended up in a mental hospital.

[Fridge]

The Fugitive

 

Poodler ducking and diving his way round Glasgow trying not to get to get attacked by online warriors

[reekie_dock]

Garbage Hunters

 

Tups still raking through what he thinks is Johnny Hayes bins. Due to his undeserved banning from the hat he didn’t know Hayes left yonks ago and his house is now rented out to a family of athletic gentlemen who violently gang rape him for his troubles.

 

Tune in next week to see if Tup does some ATM

[Fridge]

Steptoe and Hun

 

Durrant has his toe stepped on by a fair challenge and goes down like a sack of tatties.

[Fridge]

Bananas in Pyjama’s

 

Remake of the tv series where members of the hat go banana’s over whether it is acceptable to wear PJ’s or not and have a massive scrap.

 

On after the watershed due to some naked middle aged men throwing punches against folk in dressing gowns and slippers.

[BrianFaePerth]

Bananas in Pyjama’s

Remake of the tv series where members of the hat go banana’s over whether it is acceptable to wear PJ’s or not and have a massive scrap.

On after the watershed due to some naked middle aged men throwing punches against folk in dressing gowns and slippers.

And a ginger freak in a kimono

[Fridge]

T-Bag

 

Outrageous late night remake of the classic kids programme.

 

Cheesepipes features as the lead dipping his balls into hookers mouths and gets the nickname T-Bag.

 

Kelt is his assistant T-shirt paying slave wages to kids to make garments depicting horrendous incidents involving Huns.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-Bag

[Studebaker-90]

And a ginger freak in a kimono

Can’t remember that one on the original 12 days of Christmas

[Poodler]

[manboobs109]

Britains Gout Talent

 

Birds with gout get judged

[Fridge]

The Naked Chef

 

Nigella Lawson, fully naked shows members of the Hat how to cook stovies properly.

 

I’m just watching.

[Studebaker-90]

Britains Gout Talent

Birds with gout get judged

Shagged*

[Don Fonte]

The Naked Chef

 

Nigella Lawson, fully naked shows members of the Hat how to cook stovies properly.

 

I’m just watching.

Nigella Lawson - Absolute fox and cocaine abuser. What a ride that would be.

[maryhilldon]

Nigella Lawson - Absolute fox and cocaine abuser. What a ride that would be.

Making patterns in the flour with her nipples ©cheesepipes

[The Buzzard]

Making patterns in the flour with her nipples ©cheesepipes

Was that the straw that broke the camel's back for LGIR!?

[Ke1t]

Was that the straw that broke the camel's back for LGIR!?

 

I thought it was after Daytripping's somewhat savage post that she disappeared. 

 

Seems like there might have been a story there. 

[Fridge]

The Hairy Bikers

 

Bluts takes tourists cycling round Netherlands showing the bars they have.

 

Everything after 7pm is complete fiction and edited in by the producer

 

He’s asleep while they head immediately for hookers

[maryhilldon]

Was that the straw that broke the camel's back for LGIR!?

I suspect the less than complimentary remarks about the wimmins WC and wimmins football generally might have had something to do with it, as well as Dayts rather personal abuse. It was the perfect storm.

[Chewie37]

Moist Her Mound.......quiz show where contestants get to pound their specialist subject.....they’ve started so they’ll finish

[The Buzzard]

I suspect the less than complimentary remarks about the wimmins WC and wimmins football generally might have had something to do with it, as well as Dayts rather personal abuse. It was the perfect storm.

I can't remember Dayts comments. Pipes' descriptive prose was up there with the best erotica novel.

[Fridge]

Goodwillie Hunting

 

A spin off tv series from the film following the above mentioned out and about in various city centres being a sexual predator.

 

Guest appearance from Ched Evans

[StandFree1982]

Levein On A Jet Plane

 

Craig Levein stars in a new "Idiot Abroad" style show where he travels the world doing different challenges, which he ultimately never wins.

[The Buzzard]

Whose erotic writing would you compare it to Buzz?

Has to be up there with your best Mills & Boon book.

[The Buzzard]

Has to be up there with your best Mills & Boon book.

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[Fridge]

Beadles About Kids

 

Archived BBC footage showing the prankster actually was a raging sex fiend like it seems everybody on tv and radio was in the 80s.

 

Majority of footage involves him dressed as a woman or traffic warden and trying to prey on kids.

 

 

 

Genuinely always wondered what would happen if he hilariously towed your car away, rang your doorbell and you melted him. Surely he should also get charged.

[Fridge]

The Cook Report

 

Roger Cook goes around folks houses kicking their door in and questioning how shit their stovies are.