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Drop the Dead Donkey’s. Satirical humour about how every member of the Scotland team gets dropped before getting humped tonight.

 

Except it’s not actually funny.

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Drop the shed, chunky. 

 

Manboobs is encouraged to spend less time in his shed wanking over currency and lead a more active lifestyle.

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Mop on head junkie

 

Fly on the wall documentary about a man with a fascinating haircut who locks himself in hotel rooms around the world sampling local drugs.

 

 

 

Look out for the Wales episode.

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Spunk your wad Frisky

 

Hidden camera show in apartments around Aberdeen, tracking Poodles' conquests.

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Mop on head junkie

 

Fly on the wall documentary about a man with a fascinating haircut who locks himself in hotel rooms around the world sampling local drugs.

 

 

 

Look out for the Wales episode.

 

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Mop on head junkie

 

Fly on the wall documentary about a man with a fascinating haircut who locks himself in hotel rooms around the world sampling local drugs.

 

 

 

Look out for the Wales episode.

Haha.

 

Series should have finished there if truth be told. Did well to survive.

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The Littlest Homo

 

Nacho Novo wanders about with a dog constantly trying to escape and would rather risk it’s life on the line saving kids than put up with Hun shit.

 

Think my favourite episode was this.

 

6 mins in, fucking ledge.

 

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The Great Brazilian Cake Off.

 

São Paulo’s gay community compete to win the affection of a Leith junkie with baked delights.

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Drugrats.

 

Toddlers Tommy and Chuckie get up to class A fuelled escapades with toddler sized Poodle.

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Drugrats

 

Somebody injects Ryan Jack with heroin and then tortures him to death.

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Deadliest Snatch

 

Poodler goes through coopers bar at 9am on a Monday morning sniffing oot who’s got the most STDs

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Deadliest Snatch

 

Poodler goes through coopers bar at 9am on a Monday morning sniffing oot who’s got the most STDs

Haha. I’d have doubts about his sense of smell there like.

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Dug-nats

 

After a night of drinking and drug abuse, AK breaks in to the cat and dog home with terrifying consequences

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Snatch of The Day

 

Think "Match of The Day" meets "Naked Attraction".

 

A panel of "experts", in this case, because i'm fucking writing it ok, it's 3 stunning blondes wearing short sundresses with no knickers on sitting around a glass see through table discussing highlights of the best snatches of the week. Footage is mainly candid pervy stuff. 

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Dempsey and Makepeace

 

Gary Dempsey apologies to the Aberdeen fans for being utterly fucking shite.

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Dempsey and Makepeace

 

Gary Dempsey apologies to the Aberdeen fans for being utterly fucking shite.

 

 

DJ Makebelieve

 

Captain Cavemen music show.

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Top Of The Cops.

 

Teams of bobbies compete to see who can be the most racist, have the most inappropriate WhatsApp messages, cover up internal fuck ups and kill the most people in custody.

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Deadliest Snatch

 

Poodler goes through coopers bar at 9am on a Monday morning sniffing oot who’s got the most STDs

 

Don't have to look much further than the mirror right now

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Blindfeld

 

A harrowing remake of dads kidnapping and subsequent imprisonment of sooper hanz.

Edited by Studebaker-90

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Blindfeld

 

A harrowing remake of dads kidnapping and subsequent imprisonment of sooper hanz.

Follow up series Prison Break

 

Eventually escapes by telling Dad the radiator is needing bled then legging it. Dad falls for this simple rouse.

 

Last Scene is SH shouting fuck your DWQ before pegging it down the road in his boxer shorts.

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Blindfeld

 

A harrowing remake of dads kidnapping and subsequent imprisonment of sooper hanz.

 

 

He wasn't kidnapped. He ended up in a mental hospital.

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The Fugitive

 

Poodler ducking and diving his way round Glasgow trying not to get to get attacked by online warriors

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