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Wish you were queer

Doco about the large percentage of hatters who are gay for other posters

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Hosted by the authority on what’s gay, Betty 

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Forgot all about this thread

 

I’m a Celebrity get me out of here

 

Starring Madeline Mcann

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Knight Rider. 

 

Documentary following opportunists in black leather jackets jabbing attention seeking women and humping them in dark doorways. 

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Last of the Bummer Wine.

Don Fonte and Bluto down a couple of glasses of white wine.

Last one to finish his bottle gets bummed.

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Quid games. 
 

Scotlands hardest junkies must compete in a series of life threatening games battling to the death until only one remains and wins a shiny pound coin. 

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Bid BAMES

In a disturbing hark back to olden days, rich white people compete in an auction to win the possession of captive…. 

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Kid Games.

1970s TV show hosted by Jimmy Saville, cancelled after the pilot episode and never aired. 

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1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

Quid games. 
 

Scotlands hardest junkies must compete in a series of life threatening games battling to the death until only one remains and wins a shiny pound coin. 

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An Audience With Derek McInnes

Are You Being Served?........under age children go into pubs and off licences wearing hidden cameras and try to buy a pint/bottle of MD 20/20

 

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9 hours ago, Poodler said:

Hosted by the authority on what’s gay, Betty 

Come awa! If the evidence includes being a male nurse who drives a Fiat500 to Brighton for short breaks it doesn't take an expert to spot a bent shot min.

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A no-holds barred, interrogative interview hosted by Anne Robinson, held behind locked doors manned by rabid American Bull Mastiffs, with guests Gerry and Kate McCann called "You Did It, Didn't You?"

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1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Come awa! If the evidence includes being a male nurse who drives a Fiat500 to Brighton for short breaks it doesn't take an expert to spot a bent shot min.

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Murder of a Hotelier (A sequel to Happy Days).

A hotelier, who takes great, tasteless pleasure out of people being disabled and unemployed, finally gets his long overdue comeuppance and meets their maker, played to the movie's signature tune "Instant Karma".

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7 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Murder of a Hotelier (A sequel to Happy Days).

A hotelier, who takes great, tasteless pleasure out of people being disabled and unemployed, finally gets his long overdue comeuppance and meets their maker, played to the movie's signature tune "Instant Karma".

Haha sma feeji

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1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

A lovely, peaceful, and idyllic country by all accounts. 

Wouldn’t be if you moved there. 

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This seems like a good next installment of the Hat fight club.

RF - 1/5

MAD - 3/1

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'Chois on the Blackstuff'.  Harassed Chinese restaurant owners go on a tour of Dublin looking for the 'best point in da world'.

 

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1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Tenner on mad

Noted 

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2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

'Chois on the Blackstuff'.  Harassed Chinese restaurant owners go on a tour of Dublin looking for the 'best point in da world'.

 

Choi’s on the hot stuff

Delivery man gets a face like Simon Weston due to his wife being repulsive 

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Choi Division

A NE restauranteur quits fast food life and starts a cover band. 

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4 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

This seems like a good next installment of the Hat fight club.

RF - 1/5

MAD - 3/1

Like setting two yelping chihuahuas on each other

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