[buzz15afc]

after buying Milne oot, this is how to spend your money...

 

 

http://www.aboardtheworld.com/

 

was working a train in and out of edinburgh and this yacht was docked in the forth.......

a studio apartment would cost you $2,000,000 plus fees of up to $270,000 per year , you can live on it permanently or fly and meet it wherever it may be docked, now i had a load of the residents on the train on tuesday and if i had known they were filthy rich i might've just been over the top nice to them, but they all looked like your average american tourist....

 

the idea behind it seem to be good, residence decide where they will visit, with the captain having days where its his choice, the penthouse is for sale just now so on tuesday once ive won the euro millions i will be buying it and sail the world for a couple of years!!

 

IMO it doesnt look that great from the outside just the same as any other cruise ship that docks in the forth!!

[Ke1t]

Buy and island, build a glass dome over it, and put a sign at the entrance that says "f**k OFF".

[Sheep#1]

A crate of vodka and a jacuzzi full of clunge. I'm a man of simple means.

[TheG_L_A]

I'd get a car.

[amancalledbuck]

I'd buy some duck eggs.

[TheG_L_A]

I'd have a boiled Ostrich egg every morning for my breakfast and use a whole loaf of bread as a soldier.

[OddJob]

Would take care of my family first then probably invest the rest after buying a house and car, but then again if i did really win that sort of money i'd probably just piss it all away no doubt

[TheG_L_A]

I'd keep a dog.

 

But it would have to sleep in the utility room of the new house I will get.

 

Maybe in Ferryhill or somewhere nice like that.

[minijc]

Clears Aberdeens debt and leave a couple of Million for new signings, then buy all my close pals a house and car each, once I had done that f**k off over to Thailand to train for 2 month, on the way home drop in by Dubai maybe a trip to Ibiza with the mates after all that come back and get on with work.

[amancalledbuck]

I'd get a one year ticket for the bus.

 

It would be great to go to Portlethen any time I wanted to.

[OddJob]

Clears Aberdeens debt and leave a couple of Million for new signings, then buy all my close pals a house and car each, once I had done that f**k off over to Thailand to train for 2 month, on the way home drop in by Dubai maybe a trip to Ibiza with the mates after all that come back and get on with work.

Would Milne allow you to do that though? He holds all the cards remember.

[THE GINGER ONE]

Happily invest in our club.Would say to milne there 10 mill. and say that pays wages only for the players brown wants. Plenty o boys on the free transfer list

[TheG_L_A]

I'd buy the Dons for 20 Million, then put an ad in the paper for 'Apprentices' so they can go through the Alan Sugar (in this case TheG_L_A) treatment, just like off of the telly.

 

The victorious 'Apprentice' will run the club for me.

 

I can't wait to tell Willie Miller.

 

 

"You're fired"

[360]

I'd buy a slave

[360]

Also, I'd buy a boozer.

[Dynamo]

I won the euromillions on Friday.

[TheG_L_A]

Also, I'd buy a boozer.

 

I'd buy a boozer for a cool million, then put an ad in the paper for 'Apprentices' so they can go through the Alan Sugar (in this case TheG_L_A) treatment, just like off of the telly.

 

The victorious 'Apprentice' will run the pub for me.

 

I can't wait to tell Willie Miller.

 

 

"You're barred"

[THE GINGER ONE]

Aboot 40 std free hookers

[minijc]

Would Milne allow you to do that though? He holds all the cards remember.

Well if he didn't, I'd simply buy Peterhead and try make then an SPL side in 4 seasons, hopefully relegate the dons aswell on the way up.

[360]

I'd also buy the new Football Manager when it's released.

 

Also, an audience to follow me around who would whoop, cheer and wolf-whistle every time I enter a room.

[daytripping]

Milne owns a pad on that World ship.

[forbesz1903]

I'd buy several houses in different countries and invest a large portion of it in Properties and businesses, allowing me to have a wealthy income to tide me over, I'd also Buy heaps of cars and spend most of my days on holidays or driving about the globe.

[Dynamo]

A new tractor

 

Broaden your horizons min!

[forbesz1903]

You've just won 90 million!

 

yeah but still it pays to invest and invest, so that when i inevitably die my family will still be catered for.

[tightbreeks]

I'd start a sinister organisation using aberdeen FC as a cover.

 

oh no that's rangers.

[BrianFaePerth]

Aw these c**ts who say "winning the lottery ruined my life" need a good f**kin shake.

 

Eh'd have no problem living the rest of meh days in some luxury mansion in a warm climate wi a boat, a nice car or five etc.

 

Eh'd invest in some shitey wee fitba team, say Aberdeen, where eh'd lord it up, have them grovel at meh feet, and then pull meh funding and watch them suffer. A bit of a reverse Calum Melville if ye will

[Bluto10]

it wouldnt change me, i'd still be myself.

funny, intelligent, cool and bloody good looking.

[scoutman70]

I would only tell my extremely close family.

 

I would keep studying and working for the moment. Satisfied in the knowledge that if at any point I was unhappy I could just tell them to get lost.

 

Would also invest substantially in the Dons on the uderstanding I became manager and got to pick teams and scream from touchlines. Would employ someone like Archie Knox to do all the day to day stuff.

[BillShankly]

I would only tell my extremely close family.

 

I would keep studying and working for the moment. Satisfied in the knowledge that if at any point I was unhappy I could just tell them to get lost.

 

Would also invest substantially in the Dons on the uderstanding I became manager and got to pick teams and scream from touchlines. Would employ someone like Archie Knox to do all the day to day stuff.

 

The absolute biggest cliche ever when it comes to talking about winning the lottery. If i won, you wouldnt see me for dust. There would be absolutely no chance i would be doing any kind of work. I would be lying on a beach in a sunny country, f**king hoors and taking coke.

[E-P-K]

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