Latest Purchase Thread

[cheesepipes]

10 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Be odd if they sold them separately 

They do resemble something a bappit footed mongoloid with several sizes between feet might wear. 

[Parklife]

58 minutes ago, Dad said:

 

Thats winter time sorted - off the fucking page ?

I reckon they'd be worn by the kinda guys who go about in fleeces. 

You a fleece man, Dad?

[manboobs109]

9 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I reckon Dad is a community warden. Explains the injuries and footwear 

I don't know what a community warden for sure but I'll bet they get stones chucked at them by kids.

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

I don't know what a community warden for sure but I'll bet they get stones chucked at them by kids.

Are you ok?

[Ten Caat]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Looks like something a ned would wear with their grey trackie bottoms

He'll be pairing them up with brown cords and one of his unsold DWT t-shirts

Off the page

[Poodler]

3 hours ago, Dad said:

For the love of fuck 

 

A good solid pair of shoes crafted by a brand I trust ? 

I'm off to a place where minus twenty isnae off the menu much - as such I need a pair of big clonky bastards ^ 

 

 

Yous know me - generally the feet drip in sex appeal; but common sense takes over in a snow drift ✌️

If you’re going somewhere wild, invest properly in decent footwear. Go for Salomons or something. May seem pricey to start with but you can get about ten year about of them, diluting the price. 
 

Id rather be skint and have dry comfy feet than the other way round. 

[Quagmire]

3 hours ago, Dad said:

Ach aye - yon ^ a good MOR number for now - will be getting a more specifically terrific pair once where I am. 

 

The price on the above was simply too good to miss.

They were on sale for a reason you old fart. 

[DD1903]

6 hours ago, Dad said:

Ach aye - yon ^ a good MOR number for now - will be getting a more specifically terrific pair once where I am. 

 

The price on the above was simply too good to miss.

Off to Siberia ?

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Other direction son - the United States of A ? 

 

Pretty exciting stuff tbf - on the road towards emigration 

 

Off the page ?

Oh! Exciting times

[Zeus]

An oil filter and some oil. Ah no! 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

Other direction son - the United States of A ? 

 

Pretty exciting stuff tbf - on the road towards emigration 

 

Off the page ?

Filling the vacancy left by Epstein?

[Poodler]

3 hours ago, Dad said:

Other direction son - the United States of A ? 

 

Pretty exciting stuff tbf - on the road towards emigration 

 

Off the page ?

Emigrating to a colder climate, at your age? Mental 

[Henry]

34 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Emigrating to a colder climate, at your age? Mental 

Could be Hawaii

[Redforever86]

Must o heard Kelt has a son. 

[Betty Swallicks]

16 hours ago, Poodler said:

If you’re going somewhere wild, invest properly in decent footwear. Go for Salomons or something. May seem pricey to start with but you can get about ten year about of them, diluting the price. 
 

Id rather be skint and have dry comfy feet than the other way round. 

Agreed! I've a pair of Skarpas. Must have had them over 20 years. Look after them, get comfy as fuck and they last a hoor of a time. 

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Agreed! I've a pair of Skarpas. Must have had them over 20 years. Look after them, get comfy as fuck and they last a hoor of a time. 

I’ve a pair of dunlops 

had them for years, still going strong.

tough as old boots

[Betty Swallicks]

4 hours ago, Dad said:

Other direction son - the United States of A ? 

 

Pretty exciting stuff tbf - on the road towards emigration 

 

Off the page ?

Fuck that. Warmer winter climes for Old Betty from now on. 

[Don Fonte]

55 minutes ago, Dad said:

Ach only through winter son - come summertime, it's on with the sweat wicking gear and sunglasses owing to the 40 degree heat, then off down the fucking beach - that's the stuff ?

 

How you doing anyway old boy?

Your wife still loving you sooking her tits and fingering her hairy fanny?

That's the stuff.

[Don Fonte]

11 hours ago, Dad said:

Ayer no bad son you filthy wee arsehole

You still philandering you dirty prick?  Merry go round up there in the Sneck; you'll have the flavour of many a horrible mess if you're no careful

 

Just watch yourself mind - position your pencil in the wrong inkwell and you'll end up upsetting a gype cunt with a shit ton of angry brothers eager to bounce up and down on an arrogant shaggers noggin

 

Near 40 now son - ease her down

Philandering is the number one string to my bow.

Not many brothers up here tbh padre, not that multi-cultural a society yet so I should be ok. Thanks for the concern though.

[Ten Caat]

2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Where in the states you moving to, old chap?

1/50................somewhere within 200 yards of a children's playground

evens...............somewhere within 200 yards of a T-shirt factory

5/1....................Death Row (via an unfortunate children's playground "incident")

10/1..................A dedicated retirement village for the elderly in Florida

20/1..................An autopsy room (after being shot in the head after an unfortunate children's playground incident)

100000/1................A native American reservation to become chief of the Hoomama tribe after tracing his family history back 

 

Perm any 3 outcomes from 6 and you will find a treble that has more chance of coming up than his DWT efforts

.

[Redforever86]

11 minutes ago, Dad said:

Aye Boston - have contacts there too which is handy (means a gaff to crash at after landing ?) .

Been on the cards for a fair whiley tbh son; covid slowed the dream substantially alas.

So essentially picking up from where the pin was stuck in back in march '20 - only this time with some very generous assistance on the visa front from some top, top cunts.

 

All a bit humbling truth be told - been greeting myself to sleep most nights as a result. Happy tears though finally - about fucking time ?

 

 

You won’t be able to afford the medical bills you gypochondriac.

[BrianFaePerth]

Onya old man.

Hate to break it to you though, the only time it’s 40 degrees there is when you use Fahrenheit.

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

Aye Boston - have contacts there too which is handy (means a gaff to crash at after landing ?) .

Been on the cards for a fair whiley tbh son; covid slowed the dream substantially alas.

So essentially picking up from where the pin was stuck in back in march '20 - only this time with some very generous assistance on the visa front from some top, top cunts.

 

All a bit humbling truth be told - been greeting myself to sleep most nights as a result. Happy tears though finally - about fucking time ?

 

 

Can I get your vape when you go? You'll never get that through customs.

[Betty Swallicks]

21 hours ago, Dad said:

Ach only through winter son - come summertime, it's on with the sweat wicking gear and sunglasses owing to the 40 degree heat, then off down the fucking beach - that's the stuff ?

 

So its too hot in summer and too cold in winter?

Daft old cunt.

[Poodler]

Could’ve flown first class with your DWT losses if you didn’t gamble 

[manboobs109]

5 hours ago, Dad said:

Bollocks son - I was there in June of 2019 and it was hot with plenty to fucking spare. 

 

For sure son - buy a DWT TShirt and I'll sling it in with the delivery ?

Ach here - it's just the starting point son; once I've settled in and toured about, I'll slip into a climate more befitting my mantra (tepid with a nice breeze) ?

What's the script with the t shirts Dad? Is this a code?

[Fridge]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

In a spaceship .

We would have all happily chipped in him to take him there to get away from his ridiculous bets that were impossible not to put on as you just knew if you didn’t it would win

Alas they never did

[Henry]

13 hours ago, Fridge said:

We would have all happily chipped in him to take him there

Speak for yourself. 

[Zeus]

Haircut - £17 (lug burning included) 

[BrianFaePerth]

29 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Haircut - £17 (lug burning included) 

Fuckin hell normality in ABZ has returned if Zeus is getting his hair did