NEM Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 6 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: A new washing machine from Currys. The soon-to-be old one is fucked and is honking oot the hoose, although it gets its insides cleaned every month. Opened the door to the drum this morning and was hit with a waft similar to that of a decomposing dead haddock. Out with the old.... Leave the door open when not in use Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 3 hours ago, Redforever86 said: Chuck the stinky cunt in the sea. Unprecedented death and destruction to sea life and their habitat in the surrounding are. You’re worse than shell. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 13 hours ago, NEM said: Leave the door open when not in use Never thought of doing that min. I will try that out with the new machine when it gets delivered and installed on Saturday, and thereafter when all of the laundry is washed. Cheers for the tip.👍 Link to comment
NEM Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Never thought of doing that min. I will try that out with the new machine when it gets delivered and installed on Saturday, and thereafter when all of the laundry is washed. Cheers for the tip.👍 No worries. Keeps the air circulating and avoids mould forming 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Got myself a new Storz & Bickel "Plenty" Vapouriser. Great piece of kit. My old one served me well for over 10 years, but was pretty done in by now and past its best. The detachable mouthpiece part was like Trigger's Broom with all the replacement bits and bobs it had. My S&B "Crafty" recently gave up the ghost so will seek to get some replacement for that too, in time to take on hols. Also got a new PC game (WH40k Chaos Gate: Daemon Hunters). Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 28 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: Also got a new PC game (WH40k Chaos Gate: Daemon Hunters). acer aspire hardware test 1 7 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Veg chopper/food processor, sink, tandoori skewers and heaps other kitchen bits and pieces.* *possibly all cancelled when they tell me they want an extra £200 to deliver to the highlands. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Got my first order from Temu yesterday. 3 x pairs of socks (black) Electric tin opener Airbuds (terrific sound quality) Battery operated air compressor Travel coffee cup Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 12 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: Got myself a new Storz & Bickel "Plenty" Vapouriser. Great piece of kit. My old one served me well for over 10 years, but was pretty done in by now and past its best. The detachable mouthpiece part was like Trigger's Broom with all the replacement bits and bobs it had. My S&B "Crafty" recently gave up the ghost so will seek to get some replacement for that too, in time to take on hols. Also got a new PC game (WH40k Chaos Gate: Daemon Hunters). 🤓 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 12 hours ago, Parklife said: acer aspire hardware test Hey! I dont have a ponytail! 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 here’s a tip clydeside for free. ditch the role playing games eh 2 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 3 hours ago, Redforever86 said: Veg chopper/food processor, sink, tandoori skewers and heaps other kitchen bits and pieces.* *possibly all cancelled when they tell me they want an extra £200 to deliver to the highlands. It gets in my cra' when retailers demand more money for delivery to where we stay (compared with the rest of the UK) due to its alleged remoteness. A typical phone conversation I've had with retailers regarding this...... "According to our research Fraserburgh is in the Highlands & Islands and for that reason our courier sets the delivery charge of £30". "Actually, it is in Grampian and is 40 miles north of an international airport and busy train station/recreational substance exchange centre". "It's not". "Go fuck yourself then". Order cancelled. (People who stay in the Highlands & Islands shouldn't be charged extra for delivery. End of). 1 1 Link to comment
milne_afc Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 7 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: "Go fuck yourself then". Not the best negotiating tactic but leaves a semblance of satisfaction. 5 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 4 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Not the best negotiating tactic but leaves a semblance of satisfaction. It does indeed min.👍 Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 2 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: Got my first order from Temu yesterday. 3 x pairs of socks (black) Electric tin opener Airbuds (terrific sound quality) Battery operated air compressor Travel coffee cup Is that temu thing legit? Thought it was just some Chinese scam your eratic selection of purchases makes me think of Winston’s betting in still game Link to comment
milne_afc Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 2 minutes ago, Poodler said: your eratic selection of purchases makes me think of Winston’s betting in still game Looks more like he’s preparing for the Rapture, although I do like the idea of a battery operated compressor, probably something everyone needs. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 46 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: It gets in my cra' when retailers demand more money for delivery to where we stay (compared with the rest of the UK) due to its alleged remoteness. A typical phone conversation I've had with retailers regarding this...... "According to our research Fraserburgh is in the Highlands & Islands and for that reason our courier sets the delivery charge of £30". "Actually, it is in Grampian and is 40 miles north of an international airport and busy train station/recreational substance exchange centre". "It's not". "Go fuck yourself then". Order cancelled. (People who stay in the Highlands & Islands shouldn't be charged extra for delivery. End of). nae just ask for a discount instead min? 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 27 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Looks more like he’s preparing for the Rapture, although I do like the idea of a battery operated compressor, probably something everyone needs. Probably ok for pumping up fitbas. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 33 minutes ago, Poodler said: Is that temu thing legit? Thought it was just some Chinese scam your eratic selection of purchases makes me think of Winston’s betting in still game It all comes from China to be fair, takes an age to arrive. Its like Amazon on drugs. You end up in rabbit hole after rabbit hole when searching. Quality all seems legit though. Got the lot for £21 - a bargain in anybody's eyes. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 1 minute ago, cheesepipes said: Probably ok for pumping up fitbas. Granted its the only thing ive nae taken out the box but i suspect it will do the job in the event of a slow puncture. A must have contingency in any motor vehicle. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said: Granted its the only thing ive nae taken out the box but i suspect it will do the job in the event of a slow puncture. A must have contingency in any motor vehicle. I was going to add.....and tyre inflation. In that case a very handy tool. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 17 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: nae just ask for a discount instead min? I've tried that but to no avail. The only way to get a discount if they've emailed ot texted you directly, or you successfully discover one on a voucher code website. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 33 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: I was going to add.....and tyre inflation. In that case a very handy tool. Indeed - pride of place in the boot. Link to comment
sigh Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Just now, dazzy_deff said: Indeed - pride of place in the boot. I can just sense a new Jumby/Guff question poll coming - what do you keep in your car boot and why Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 8 minutes ago, sigh said: I can just sense a new Jumby/Guff question poll coming - what do you keep in your car boot and why How is your wife anyway? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 4 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: Got my first order from Temu yesterday. 3 x pairs of socks (black) Electric tin opener Airbuds (terrific sound quality) Battery operated air compressor Travel coffee cup If you hae the app I’d delete it aff your phone when nae using. Be spying on you nae doubt. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 41 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: If you hae the app I’d delete it aff your phone when nae using. Be spying on you nae doubt. They can fill their boots, nothing much interesting they'll get out of me. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 2 hours ago, sigh said: I can just sense a new Jumby/Guff question poll coming - what do you keep in your car boot and why I've around fifty quids worth of carrier bags, a bucket n spade (non human) and a tin of de icer that old it's corroded. A neat booted man is for the watching. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 yeah. hallmarks of a serial killer is a neat/empty boot Link to comment
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