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6 hours ago, daytripping said:

Not at all, I regularly masturbate over the stuff. I admire the Germans, takes a special type to start a war with half the World. They didn't bargain on Churchill though. He was our Liam Neeson.

"Herr Hitler? Yes, Mr Churchill wishes me to convey to you that he has a very particular set of skills..."

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4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I don't think Poodler's ornament ( GBN)  is an eagle at all.  Looks more like a pigeon with Downs.

Loved Chop Suey. 

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On 8/13/2021 at 2:47 PM, Poodler said:

06-ECBC20-48-C6-4-F7-E-BE76-BED38-FF2-E6
 

 

for the mantelpiece 

You into Harry Potter or something 🤔

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On 8/13/2021 at 11:18 PM, Ke1t said:

Under the Nazis there were two imperial eagles. The eagle of the party faced right , the eagle of the Reich faced left.  I've heard various reasons for that... a couple being that the Nazis were looking East for Lebensraum, or that they just wanted to be cunts because they were, after all, Nazis. 

Historically, the Germans usually used the left-facing eagle, but they also used a two-headed eagle early doors. But since 'Germany' as we know it has only really been around since 1815, you can dismiss any eagle prior to that as being representative of Germany, as far as I'm concerned. 

Anyway, the Nazis and the Reich were two separate entities, even though the Nazis controlled the Third Reich. Maybe the Nazis just wanted to be different. Who knows what goes on in a Nazis head?

Probably one or two posters on here. 😬

Anyway, different, but same. 

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No idea why I'm quoting Studebaker. 

You're clever people... you'll figure out who I meant to quote. 

Is that my right or the pigeons right?

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Tickets 

Doherty - Swansea and Wolves, next month 

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Hopefully a speed awareness course instead of the 3 points and £100.

Just sent the paperwork back this aft.

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9 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Hopefully a speed awareness course instead of the 3 points and £100.

Just sent the paperwork back this aft.

Getting a gummy from the young bird as you careered dangerously down the road?

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29 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Getting a gummy from the young bird as you careered dangerously down the road?

No such luck DF.

Coming back from London last week.Dabbed the gas to get past a slow driver in the middle lane and got tagged at 79.

Should be a speed awareness course as haven’t had a speeding fine for about 15 years.

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9 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

No such luck DF.

Coming back from London last week.Dabbed the gas to get past a slow driver in the middle lane and got tagged at 79.

Should be a speed awareness course as haven’t had a speeding fine for about 15 years.

Since you were 40, well done brother.

My story would have been better though.

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31 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

No such luck DF.

Coming back from London last week.Dabbed the gas to get past a slow driver in the middle lane and got tagged at 79.

Should be a speed awareness course as haven’t had a speeding fine for about 15 years.

They weren’t that slow if you had to do almost 80 to get by them 😂

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Hazards of driving a Tesla, they automated cameras are unforgiving for such whips.

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Limited run of about 200 or so... can't remember... there's about 20 left, if anyone is interested in a bottle of cheap whisky with an Aberdeen sticker on it. 

This will be an heirloom for my American kid to look at after I die and he's cleaning out my house so he can sell it... 

"What's this motherfuckin' bullshit, man?" He'll say... "Goddamn motherfuckin' whiskey, and those assholes spelled whiskey wrong."

And then he'll lob it in the skip with all my other shit. 

Anyway... heartwarming stories aside, 

 

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*300 bottles... it's right there in the description. 

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Guys... 8 left. 
 

Hurry. 

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5 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Guys... 8 left. 
 

Hurry. 

Did you buy 12?

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24 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Did you buy 12?

Ha... I'm no drinking that shite. 

I'm a Glenfiddich man... this is purely for display purposes to impress all our friends. 

Sold out now. 

Anyone who didn't get one has missed out on a piece of history. 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Ha... I'm no drinking that shite. 

I'm a Glenfiddich man... this is purely for display purposes to impress all our friends. 

Sold out now. 

Anyone who didn't get one has missed out on a piece of history. 

 

 

If it was a smokey Islay I would have purchased.

Good work promoting it though min. AFC should hire you as a marketing guru.

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17 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

If it was a smokey Islay I would have purchased.

Good work promoting it though min. AFC should hire you as a marketing guru.

I'd be terrific as a marketing guru.

"BUY OUR SHIT, IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!"

Sold out in 5 minutes.

See how that works, @AFCMarketingDept ?

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5 hours ago, Ke1t said:

I'd be terrific as a marketing guru.

"BUY OUR SHIT, IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!"

Sold out in 5 minutes.

See how that works, @AFCMarketingDept ?

Like the film Crazy People with Dudley Moore.

Do only 'Crazy People' advertise with honesty? | Workshop MarketingThe Sleazy Jaguar Ad Don Draper Should Have Presented | Crazy people movie, Funny  ads, Crazy people

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Bought an AberDNA from a wifie on the phone today-she was from the club I might add.

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1 hour ago, YorkDon said:

Bought an AberDNA from a wifie on the phone today-she was from the club I might add.

She sound tidy?

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23 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

She sound tidy?

Sounds good on the phone... add 2 stone.

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1 minute ago, Roberto said:

Sounds good on the phone... add 2 stone.

Always a disappointment

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20 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Sounds good on the phone... add 2 stone.

Word

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On 6/18/2021 at 1:25 PM, Poodler said:

Anyone been to formula one? Surely that would just be annoyingly loud 

a bit like @ebbe

I’ll be on mute from now on you little cat molesting guff.

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55 minutes ago, ebbe said:

I’ll be on mute from now on you little cat molesting guff.

Good lord, they’re all comin back! 

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