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Hopefully the butler keeps the gardener suitably refreshed when the job starts. 

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1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Taking advice from a uneducated /thick/racist/bigoted moron. 

Did i miss anything else boobzie? 

Nice to see really. 

I'm a full time troll apparently. Anything that proves Parky wrong is "trolling" now.

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2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I'm a full time troll apparently. Anything that proves Parky wrong is "trolling" now.

Theres you trolling again, man. 

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10 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Drink 30ltrs (and some) in a weekend 

I do that a Friday lunchtime, twice that when I get home from work.

Good we've learned the moobs trade today though, I had him down as pool table repair man. Expert on the pipes it seems.

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15 hours ago, daytripping said:

30l will last a Month?? I'll assume you've missed a zero or 2?

If he invites misers round that keg has a life expectancy in hours

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9 hours ago, daytripping said:

Good we've learned the moobs trade today though, I had him down as pool table repair man. Expert on the pipes it seems.

I thought he emptied the jukebox of pound coins and changed the urinal cakes. 

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For some reason I thought Moobz went about cleaning the chewing gum from the pavements.

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Or that might just have been a hobby he does in his spare time. 

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34 minutes ago, Henry said:

I thought he emptied the jukebox of pound coins and changed the urinal cakes. 

Hand dryer technician 

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4 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Moobs is big in the roofing game. 

No chance that lazy shite could handle a day of the manual labour required in the roofing game. 

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6 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Moobs is big in the roofying game. 

Probably how he got to shag that Home and Away tart.

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16 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Probably how he got to shag that Home and Away tart.

massive tsb loan imo

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19 hours ago, Henry said:

I thought he emptied the jukebox of pound coins and changed the urinal cakes. 

Moobs licks used urinal cakes like a lollipop

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11 hours ago, milne_afc said:

No chance that lazy shite could handle a day of the manual labour required in the roofing game. 

Couldn’t think of anything worse than that. 
 

 

 

on topic - 

Saucony’s from attic and an IRA book, hopefully arriving today 

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2 night stay in Glasgow October.

Fancy change of scenery.

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22 hours ago, milne_afc said:

He’s the Winston Wolf of the pub trade.

The Problem Solver, that's how I'm known round these parts.

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That is a bit sick tbh 

Wee girls velvet quims would be a much better flick

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36 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

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You make me sick

I just want to ken what temperature and situation requires a mix of flip flops, shorts and a puffer jacket.

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7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I just want to ken what temperature and situation requires a mix of flip flops, shorts and a puffer jacket.

Trying to find a lost cornetto at the bottom of an extra large chest freezer on a hot summers day. I'd chuck on gloves too. 

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40 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Thongs in ABZ ffs

Do you prefer your men in a baggy pair of boxers?

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Just handy to run round to the shops in instead of putting on socks/ trainers. It’s nae raining every day 

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