Cats...

[BWG]

Cats and dogs are fantastic; I understand people dont like them - but to me, these folk are talking shite. I've always recognised an uncanny knack within cats and dogs to recognise evil within a person - which is generally met with growling/hissing/scratching/biting - a shocking moment at the time; but believe me - when that prick is being jailed for molesting a donkey or whatever - you soon side with the wee puss puss or doggy. Can tell you without doubt that Blutos hombre deserved every scratch he received (like you all didnt know).

 

Dayts - these cunts are just looking for a pot to stir; quite literally the best way to deal with it, is by doing absolutely nothing. Listen to what they say, say ok, then go about your day. Repeat these steps when they re-occur. Then film the cunt doing whatever damage/mischief he will eventually do. Upload the video to twitter.com/pigs, and hey presto - sorted.

 

Absolutely. Our cat attacked one of Mrs BWGs mates' lads, which aroused my suspicion and indicated that he was probably a paedophile. As it turned out the truth was much worse, he was actually a hun. I immediately ejected him from the household and gave the cat a biscuit treat. He celebrated by licking his own arsehole for about half an hour and then went to sleep. Good boy.

[ollie1903]

 

Absolutely. Our cat attacked one of Mrs BWGs mates' lads, which aroused my suspicion and indicated that he was probably a paedophile. As it turned out the truth was much worse, he was actually a hun. I immediately ejected him from the household and gave the cat a biscuit treat. He celebrated by licking his own arsehole for about half an hour and then went to sleep. Good boy.

Haha, love it

[spamspamspam]

 

Raises an interesting point. If you knew you were flexible enough to lick your own arsehole would you?

 

Doubtful.

 

I'd be too busy sucking my cock.

[alscotoz]

The best is when you have a wee puss puss and a wee doggy and theyre best buddies - sleeping next to each other, licking each others faces, play fighting - all those things you regularly see on youtube/imgur/instagram and all those places.

 

They'd be traitors to their species.

[Reed or deed]

Cats are antisocial bastards.

[rumpus]

My daughter's homework once consisted of fwriting a poem about their pet. Which was a cat.

 

They had to read it out in front of the class.

. She'd written this get long poem about Puff but I took the paper from her bag and replaced it with my own poem, as follows;

 

Cats are cool cats are nice,

They don't like birds and they don't like mice

They sleep all day and half of the night

The only time they go out when's they're needing a shite.

 

 

 

She didn't see the funny side, I did.

[King Street Loon]

To quote @@heppy.

Dogs nae cats.

[alscotoz]

Cats are shite. End of.

[The Village Seagull]

The Village Seagull is partial to a bit of pussy.

[Poodler]

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My best pal and absolute Proper Gent.

 

@@CrazyBullSheep mon en

[BrianFaePerth]

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My best pal and absolute Proper Gent.

 

@@CrazyBullSheep mon en

^^loser.

 

The cat is just using you.

[Poodler]

We're all being used Bri

 

You're paying off someone else's mortgage, per example

[BrianFaePerth]

We're all being used Bri

 

You're paying off someone else's mortgage, per example

Fake news my friend. Got our own pad now.

[Chewie37]

We're all being used Bri

You're paying off someone else's mortgage, per example

  

Fake news my friend. Got our own pad now.

Paying off your husbands mortgage, so when you get divorced, he's alright

[BrianFaePerth]

 

Paying off your husbands mortgage, so when you get divorced, he's alright

This is a thread about cats, not your problems.

[Poodler]

This is a thread about cats, not your problems.

Haha

[Poodler]

Would you shag this cat?

 

Done worse tbh

 

 

Famous animals that you'd shag

 

 

A thread for the 1000 club

[Chewie37]

This is a thread about cats, not your problems.

Shame you and your husband have never tasted pussy

[SheepieBaaBaa]

What about this filthy feline?

 

 

Same cat, just an Instagram filter on the 2nd one.

[The Buzzard]

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My best pal and absolute Proper Gent.

 

@@CrazyBullSheep mon en

Cracking cat @@Poodler. We had two then one dropped down dead in front of us last month. Still gutted. I reckon our other one could take yours though.

[Hewitt a the pies]

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My best pal and absolute Proper Gent.

 

@@CrazyBullSheep mon en

He's thinking about leaving a birds headless corpse at the door to show you he loves you!

[Guest findlay_1903]

I’ve a Russian blue. Excellent elegant cat. Very sleekit.

[Redforever86]

I’ve a Russian blue. Excellent elegant cat. Very sleekit.

Oleg Salenko was a weird signing for the Huns.

[dave_min]

Went Cat shopping last weekend.

 

Stuck a deposit down on a new one.

 

Thinking of calling it @@Millertime

[manboobs109]

Fuck cats, Dogs rule

[Henry]

 

 

High maintenance though and usually the morning kiss is much more hoachin than the fluffys...

 

Sounds like BrianfromPerth

[alscotoz]

GB’s favourite pastime

 

So when he talks about screwing pussy...

 

Cats are shite. Have I mentioned that before?

[King Street Loon]

Would you shag this cat?

 

Cat from Heathcliffe?

[BWG]

He's thinking about leaving a birds headless corpse at the door to show you he loves you!

 

Apparently they do this because they've noticed you're shite at hunting and are trying to teach you.

[Poodler]

Carts are shite at hunting if a mouse is their best effort. Bring home a cow and I'd be impressed.

 

@@cow brutal m8