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Dandyesque

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  • 2 weeks later...

My Da's cat fucked off on the 17th August.

 

Da and I came in from the boozer, I picked him up for a photae and he fucked off.

 

Everyone thought he had gone to die.

 

Swaggered in today as if nothing has happened. Resilient. A dog wouldn't survive that long.

 

Here's the offending picture which caused him to have the hump

 

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My Da's cat fucked off on the 17th August.

 

Da and I came in from the boozer, I picked him up for a photae and he fucked off.

 

Everyone thought he had gone to die.

 

Swaggered in today as if nothing has happened. Resilient. A dog wouldn't survive that long.

 

Here's the offending picture which caused him to have the hump

 

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Looks like a scrapper

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  • 5 months later...

My workplace has 2 wee black cats that live there and one of them, the male, Miles (Davis), got hit by a car last week. He's a wanderer. Beautiful little friendly guy with a fat face and head that just needs smooshed a whole lot.

 

He's gonna be ok. Still recovering at the vets. Just tearfully watched a video of him tryna walk and falling over.

 

Take care of your pets.

 

Prove if proof was needed that blokes who like cats are faggots.

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Get a scooshy water gun thingy, that cunts use to spray on plants.  Fuck knows what they are called, but it acts as a water pistol.   When itchy and scratchy go for the sofa you can have tremendous fun shooting them and watch them scarper.  A smart cat will make the association between scratching the sofa and water and stop scratching the sofa.  A dumb or evil cat will suck the breath out of your child as it sleeps for your being a water wideo.   Worth the risk in my opinion - kids are more expensive than sofas and lippy to boot.  

 

Edit - Well done on the Hun kicking - sterling effort.

 

Keep saying I’ll get one of those nerf guns but worried I’ll start to enjoy shooting it.

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My workplace has 2 wee black cats that live there and one of them, the male, Miles (Davis), got hit by a car last week. He's a wanderer. Beautiful little friendly guy with a fat face and head that just needs smooshed a whole lot.

 

He's gonna be ok. Still recovering at the vets. Just tearfully watched a video of him tryna walk and falling over.

 

Take care of your pets.

 

 

Prove if proof was needed that blokes who like cats are faggots.

 

 

English Motherfucker. Do you speak it?

 

Walk like a man, talk like a man my son, walk like a man my son.

 

:gay:

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