Cats...

[1903Fitba]

Nothing a volley to the whiskers wont sort out

Only animals I’m willing to kick are huns.

 

Usually opt for something soft (cushion etc) to throw at it.

[The Boofon]

Prove if proof was needed that blokes who like cats are faggots.

Fuck you Betty.

[1903Fitba]

Get a scooshy water gun thingy, that cunts use to spray on plants.  Fuck knows what they are called, but it acts as a water pistol.   When itchy and scratchy go for the sofa you can have tremendous fun shooting them and watch them scarper.  A smart cat will make the association between scratching the sofa and water and stop scratching the sofa.  A dumb or evil cat will suck the breath out of your child as it sleeps for your being a water wideo.   Worth the risk in my opinion - kids are more expensive than sofas and lippy to boot.  

 

Edit - Well done on the Hun kicking - sterling effort.

 

Keep saying I’ll get one of those nerf guns but worried I’ll start to enjoy shooting it.

[YorkDon]

 

Cats are cool as fuck.

Dogs are too,but cats are just cooler...

[The Boofon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiLXv7aI7bA&feature=share

 

Cats are cool as fuck.

Dogs are too,but cats are just cooler...

Ledge.

 

[Ke1t]

I've never eaten cat, but I'd definitely try it. 

 

And dog. 

[The Buzzard]

Cats are the fucking business.

[Dom Sullivan]

Ledge.

Appears to have a bit of a “fuck you lookin’ at” attitude

[King Street Loon]

I've never eaten cat, but I'd definitely try it.

 

And dog.

I'm pretty sure I've eaten dog.

Wisnae fine.

[Hewitt a the pies]

I'm pretty sure I've eaten dog.

Wisnae fine.

A bit ruff?

[Reed or deed]

I've eaten a yorkie.

[Betty Swallicks]

Just about everytime you post you're calling someone a faggot. Grow up.

 

  show me some evidence of that weeg. 

[Betty Swallicks]

My workplace has 2 wee black cats that live there and one of them, the male, Miles (Davis), got hit by a car last week. He's a wanderer. Beautiful little friendly guy with a fat face and head that just needs smooshed a whole lot.

 

He's gonna be ok. Still recovering at the vets. Just tearfully watched a video of him tryna walk and falling over.

 

Take care of your pets.

 

 

Prove if proof was needed that blokes who like cats are faggots.

 

 

English Motherfucker. Do you speak it?

 

Walk like a man, talk like a man my son, walk like a man my son.

 

[Ke1t]

I'm pretty sure I've eaten dog.

Wisnae fine.

 

A risk you take any time you're abroad, I suppose. 

 

Funniest dog-eating-related story was the World Cup in South Korea, where the SKs went mental when Westerners told them not to eat their dogs. 

 

"Kim Hong-shin, an opposition parliamentarian, said: "Foreign criticism of dog meat reflects lack of understanding of our nation's ancient culture. It is blasphemy, not criticism."

The legislative fightback by 20 MPs from the ruling party and main opposition party proved enormously popular last week on the streets of Seoul. Support, not surprisingly, was strongest among patrons of the 6,000 restaurants that thrive on a mixture of dog stews, soups and satays washed down with alcoholic drinks flavoured with pulverised cat."

 

How do you even flavour a drink with 'pulverised cat'?

 

*Googles Drink made from cats in South Korea*

 

Goyangi Soju is, I guess, made from liquefying a cat, according to the internets. 

 

Anyone had that? 

[shut up meg]

^^^^^^

Thank fuck we don't qualify for tournaments now if that's the sort of foreign muck we would have to eat or drink.

[King Street Loon]

A risk you take any time you're abroad, I suppose. 

 

Funniest dog-eating-related story was the World Cup in South Korea, where the SKs went mental when Westerners told them not to eat their dogs. 

 

"Kim Hong-shin, an opposition parliamentarian, said: "Foreign criticism of dog meat reflects lack of understanding of our nation's ancient culture. It is blasphemy, not criticism."

The legislative fightback by 20 MPs from the ruling party and main opposition party proved enormously popular last week on the streets of Seoul. Support, not surprisingly, was strongest among patrons of the 6,000 restaurants that thrive on a mixture of dog stews, soups and satays washed down with alcoholic drinks flavoured with pulverised cat."

 

How do you even flavour a drink with 'pulverised cat'?

 

*Googles Drink made from cats in South Korea*

 

Goyangi Soju is, I guess, made from liquefying a cat, according to the internets. 

 

Anyone had that? 

Was when I was in St Lucia.

Stray dugs fucking everywhere and whilst at a street party I tried some 'street food'.

Fucking bogging meat type thing and I was sure it was a relative of a dog that was taking an interest in what I gave up on eating.

Dropped the muck on the floor and the dog was right into it eating what I think was it's sibling.

[Chewie37]

Reckon if you buy Special Flied Lice from any Chinkoid in the UK that bit of meat you can’t quite put your finger on, is dog

Always thought it more likely to be seagull

[Poodler]

Longshot

 

 

Anyone ever got an animal from the SSPCA? Were they sound enough to deal with? I see they come to do a home check before allowing you an animal hame.

[The Boofon]

Longshot

 

 

Anyone ever got an animal from the SSPCA? Were they sound enough to deal with? I see they come to do a home check before allowing you an animal hame.

Got both mine from cats protection. Both complete ledges.

[BrianFaePerth]

Longshot

 

 

Anyone ever got an animal from the SSPCA? Were they sound enough to deal with? I see they come to do a home check before allowing you an animal hame.

You expect your place passing is a long shot?

 

Optimistic.

[Poodler]

Rude

 

My hoose is immaculate

 

It's my life that's the mess

[BrianFaePerth]

Rude

My hoose is immaculate

It's my life that's the mess

 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

ignore - phone arsed the dates up. One for the phone thread really.

[BWG]

So een of my cats has become a glutinous fat bastard and has started to use his excessive weight to bully the other two out of their food.  Considering investing in those bowls that you can pair with the chip and it'll only open for the assigned cat.  Anyone here ever used them?  Do they actually work?

[maryhilldon]

Considering investing in those bowls that you can pair with the chip and it'll only open for the assigned cat. Anyone here ever used them? Do they actually work?

Ask Stinky Bri, his wife makes him wear one.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Funny^^^

[Poodler]

So een of my cats has become a glutinous fat bastard and has started to use his excessive weight to bully the other two out of their food. Considering investing in those bowls that you can pair with the chip and it'll only open for the assigned cat. Anyone here ever used them? Do they actually work?

Pics of the fat one plz

[The Boofon]

So een of my cats has become a glutinous fat bastard and has started to use his excessive weight to bully the other two out of their food.  Considering investing in those bowls that you can pair with the chip and it'll only open for the assigned cat.  Anyone here ever used them?  Do they actually work?

 

 

Bet he's not got stuck half way through a cat flap and ended up outside with it wedged between him.

 

@@Poodler

[Poodler]

Can't believe you didn't photograph that

 

The ledge he is!

[The Boofon]

Can't believe you didn't photograph that

 

The ledge he is!

 

 

I was pished and concerned for his safety.

 

He was itching to leg it away and likely would have waddled off with it away down the garden and done hmself an injury.