1903Fitba Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Nothing a volley to the whiskers wont sort outOnly animals I’m willing to kick are huns. Usually opt for something soft (cushion etc) to throw at it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Prove if proof was needed that blokes who like cats are faggots.Fuck you Betty. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Get a scooshy water gun thingy, that cunts use to spray on plants. Fuck knows what they are called, but it acts as a water pistol. When itchy and scratchy go for the sofa you can have tremendous fun shooting them and watch them scarper. A smart cat will make the association between scratching the sofa and water and stop scratching the sofa. A dumb or evil cat will suck the breath out of your child as it sleeps for your being a water wideo. Worth the risk in my opinion - kids are more expensive than sofas and lippy to boot. Edit - Well done on the Hun kicking - sterling effort. Keep saying I’ll get one of those nerf guns but worried I’ll start to enjoy shooting it. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Cats are cool as fuck.Dogs are too,but cats are just cooler... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiLXv7aI7bA&feature=share Cats are cool as fuck.Dogs are too,but cats are just cooler...Ledge. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I've never eaten cat, but I'd definitely try it. And dog. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Cats are the fucking business. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted May 13, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted May 13, 2019 Ledge. Appears to have a bit of a “fuck you lookin’ at” attitude Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 I've never eaten cat, but I'd definitely try it. And dog.I'm pretty sure I've eaten dog.Wisnae fine. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 I'm pretty sure I've eaten dog.Wisnae fine.A bit ruff? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Just about everytime you post you're calling someone a faggot. Grow up. show me some evidence of that weeg. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 My workplace has 2 wee black cats that live there and one of them, the male, Miles (Davis), got hit by a car last week. He's a wanderer. Beautiful little friendly guy with a fat face and head that just needs smooshed a whole lot. He's gonna be ok. Still recovering at the vets. Just tearfully watched a video of him tryna walk and falling over. Take care of your pets. Prove if proof was needed that blokes who like cats are faggots. English Motherfucker. Do you speak it? Walk like a man, talk like a man my son, walk like a man my son. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 I'm pretty sure I've eaten dog.Wisnae fine. A risk you take any time you're abroad, I suppose. Funniest dog-eating-related story was the World Cup in South Korea, where the SKs went mental when Westerners told them not to eat their dogs. "Kim Hong-shin, an opposition parliamentarian, said: "Foreign criticism of dog meat reflects lack of understanding of our nation's ancient culture. It is blasphemy, not criticism."The legislative fightback by 20 MPs from the ruling party and main opposition party proved enormously popular last week on the streets of Seoul. Support, not surprisingly, was strongest among patrons of the 6,000 restaurants that thrive on a mixture of dog stews, soups and satays washed down with alcoholic drinks flavoured with pulverised cat." How do you even flavour a drink with 'pulverised cat'? *Googles Drink made from cats in South Korea* Goyangi Soju is, I guess, made from liquefying a cat, according to the internets. Anyone had that? Link to comment
shut up meg Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 ^^^^^^Thank fuck we don't qualify for tournaments now if that's the sort of foreign muck we would have to eat or drink. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 A risk you take any time you're abroad, I suppose. Funniest dog-eating-related story was the World Cup in South Korea, where the SKs went mental when Westerners told them not to eat their dogs. "Kim Hong-shin, an opposition parliamentarian, said: "Foreign criticism of dog meat reflects lack of understanding of our nation's ancient culture. It is blasphemy, not criticism."The legislative fightback by 20 MPs from the ruling party and main opposition party proved enormously popular last week on the streets of Seoul. Support, not surprisingly, was strongest among patrons of the 6,000 restaurants that thrive on a mixture of dog stews, soups and satays washed down with alcoholic drinks flavoured with pulverised cat." How do you even flavour a drink with 'pulverised cat'? *Googles Drink made from cats in South Korea* Goyangi Soju is, I guess, made from liquefying a cat, according to the internets. Anyone had that? Was when I was in St Lucia.Stray dugs fucking everywhere and whilst at a street party I tried some 'street food'.Fucking bogging meat type thing and I was sure it was a relative of a dog that was taking an interest in what I gave up on eating.Dropped the muck on the floor and the dog was right into it eating what I think was it's sibling. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Reckon if you buy Special Flied Lice from any Chinkoid in the UK that bit of meat you can’t quite put your finger on, is dogAlways thought it more likely to be seagull Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Longshot Anyone ever got an animal from the SSPCA? Were they sound enough to deal with? I see they come to do a home check before allowing you an animal hame. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Longshot Anyone ever got an animal from the SSPCA? Were they sound enough to deal with? I see they come to do a home check before allowing you an animal hame.Got both mine from cats protection. Both complete ledges. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Longshot Anyone ever got an animal from the SSPCA? Were they sound enough to deal with? I see they come to do a home check before allowing you an animal hame.You expect your place passing is a long shot? Optimistic. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Rude My hoose is immaculate It's my life that's the mess Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 RudeMy hoose is immaculate It's my life that's the mess Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 ignore - phone arsed the dates up. One for the phone thread really. Link to comment
BWG Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 So een of my cats has become a glutinous fat bastard and has started to use his excessive weight to bully the other two out of their food. Considering investing in those bowls that you can pair with the chip and it'll only open for the assigned cat. Anyone here ever used them? Do they actually work? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Considering investing in those bowls that you can pair with the chip and it'll only open for the assigned cat. Anyone here ever used them? Do they actually work?Ask Stinky Bri, his wife makes him wear one. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 So een of my cats has become a glutinous fat bastard and has started to use his excessive weight to bully the other two out of their food. Considering investing in those bowls that you can pair with the chip and it'll only open for the assigned cat. Anyone here ever used them? Do they actually work?Pics of the fat one plz Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 So een of my cats has become a glutinous fat bastard and has started to use his excessive weight to bully the other two out of their food. Considering investing in those bowls that you can pair with the chip and it'll only open for the assigned cat. Anyone here ever used them? Do they actually work? Bet he's not got stuck half way through a cat flap and ended up outside with it wedged between him. @@Poodler Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Can't believe you didn't photograph that The ledge he is! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Can't believe you didn't photograph that The ledge he is! I was pished and concerned for his safety. He was itching to leg it away and likely would have waddled off with it away down the garden and done hmself an injury. Link to comment
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