sheepcrooky Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-57999917 Mobs, get yourself down the local skips looking for a mog. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 6 minutes ago, Poodler said: There are hatters who have slept with other hatters’ weemin the names wont be leaked by me but it has happened That's quite a grenade being thrown in for a Wednesday afternoon! ? 3 Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-57999917 Mobs, get yourself down the local skips looking for a mog. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 22 hours ago, Roberto said: Quite a lot of it gone on. Ex Donstalkers who've pumped lassies from Donstalk. Exes of hatters pumped hatters. Hatters who've pumped hatters birds. Ex hatters pumping ex female hatters. Many DTers trying to pump a certain female DTer. (Harcus will remember her name, Edinburgh way). AFC Chat created Tinder before it was even thought of. Bebo should be looking for a pay out. Arent Bebo and tinder 2 completely different things? Link to comment
Dons79 Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 On 7/28/2021 at 3:54 PM, The Buzzard said: That's quite a grenade being thrown in for a Wednesday afternoon! ? How did it get from cats to hatters pumping other hatters wimmen ?? quite the leap Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Oh I’d rather shag a cat than Mrs Greys Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said: I had my wee guy in the vets today for surgery. I burst out crying, in my home, when the vet told me he could die if he didn't get the surgery. He's fine now. A bloody difficult day I tell thee. Terrific wee fluffy friends. You should get your cat, Moobs. When a cat is in the room that's a peaceful place to be. You need to stop shagging it up the arse you sick bastard. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: That was your Mum that was. That shagged your cat up the arse? That's a revelation. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 On 7/30/2021 at 11:37 PM, Grays Babylon 1875 said: I had my wee guy in the vets today for surgery. I burst out crying, in my home, when the vet told me he could die if he didn't get the surgery. He's fine now. A bloody difficult day I tell thee. Terrific wee fluffy friends. You should get your cat, Moobs. When a cat is in the room that's a peaceful place to be. Giving a fuck about a creature that doesn't give a fuck about you. Behaviour for women and gay men. Edit: Both good album names. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 Still scared of cars m8? ? 2 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 Just now, Poodler said: Still scared of cars m8? ? Eh, no. Still wiping bums? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 22 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: I'd kick a burning old man down a scorched staircase to rescue a terrified kitten. I'd probably go back for barbequed Bob after, once the fluffy was safe. Probably. In reality you'd mince away though eh. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Dogs can sense fear. They prey on the weak. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 a new ledge on my evening rounds this evening. Loved a fuss. (they get a dreamie or two if they come over, the regulars know it) Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 36 minutes ago, Poodler said: a new ledge on my evening rounds this evening. Loved a fuss. (they get a dreamie or two if they come over, the regulars know it) Fucking hell. That one looks like it could tell a few stories. 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 8/26/2021 at 7:43 AM, The Buzzard said: Fucking hell. That one looks like it could tell a few stories. Like being touched up by poodler Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 On 7/27/2021 at 8:02 PM, 1903Fitba said: We’ve got a Bengal cross, shortish fur and quite small. Absolute mental thing. Think she cost about £50 from some alcoholic woman. I think I've got one from the same litter Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 On 8/26/2021 at 12:06 AM, Poodler said: a new ledge on my evening rounds this evening. Loved a fuss. (they get a dreamie or two if they come over, the regulars know it) Get me that beauty in a box and there's a 50 in it for you. I could give that girl a home. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: £50 sounds like a real bargain for a blue and green eyed cat that looks like it would rip your face to fuck . You can tell it's a toonser cat, would love creating hell in suburbia, got a ginger cat that goes on to my extension roof every night, little fucker better not be shitting up there. That wild beauty would tear its throat out. Love cats, just not ginger ones. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 going to get one of these Maine coons, fuck up the rest of the neighbourhood cats ? ? huge Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Dayt’s, it’s a manny cat, called Jasper. I’ll be seeing him tonight, I’ll prepare him for a trip to the kingdom tell him of some of the legendary battles of yesteryear Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/fears-scots-kitten-sodomised-after-24896617 Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 On 8/31/2021 at 4:43 PM, Poodler said: Dayt’s, it’s a manny cat, called Jasper. I’ll be seeing him tonight, I’ll prepare him for a trip to the kingdom tell him of some of the legendary battles of yesteryear He's a beauty!! I've applied for a SSPCA one if it doesn't fancy leaving toon. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 On 8/31/2021 at 4:38 PM, Dons79 said: going to get one of these Maine coons, fuck up the rest of the neighbourhood cats ?? huge I had a Maine coon for years, great cats. Don't think that's one though, looks like a Norwegian forest cat, won't get much change out of a grand for one of those. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 13 minutes ago, daytripping said: I had a Maine coon for years, great cats. Don't think that's one though, looks like a Norwegian forest cat, won't get much change out of a grand for one of those. Ouch Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-58597174 Ledge Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Old Forbes has been out fucking and creeping for a decade, i dont think he'll be happy watching Love Island and getting fed Dreamies on a Friday night. Spunky old grizzler. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 “Answers to the name Forbes” - no he doesn’t. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Forbes. Id probably have ran away aswell, a life of middle class waffle and yayaing. Changed his name to Jimmy, after Saville and just took off with his lipstick poking out in the midnight chill. He'll be planning his next flit immediately. Link to comment
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