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6 minutes ago, Poodler said:

There are hatters who have slept with other hatters’ weemin

the names wont be leaked by me but it has happened 

That's quite a grenade being thrown in for a Wednesday afternoon! 😂

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1 hour ago, Poodler said:

There are hatters who have slept with other hatters’ weemin

the names wont be leaked by me but it has happened 

Quite a lot of it gone on.

Ex Donstalkers who've pumped lassies from Donstalk.

Exes of hatters pumped hatters.

Hatters who've pumped hatters birds.

Ex hatters pumping ex female hatters.

Many DTers trying to pump a certain female DTer. (Harcus will remember her name, Edinburgh way).

AFC Chat created Tinder before it was even thought of. Bebo should be looking for a pay out.

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22 hours ago, Roberto said:

Quite a lot of it gone on.

Ex Donstalkers who've pumped lassies from Donstalk.

Exes of hatters pumped hatters.

Hatters who've pumped hatters birds.

Ex hatters pumping ex female hatters.

Many DTers trying to pump a certain female DTer. (Harcus will remember her name, Edinburgh way).

AFC Chat created Tinder before it was even thought of. Bebo should be looking for a pay out.

Arent Bebo and tinder 2 completely different things?

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On 7/28/2021 at 3:54 PM, The Buzzard said:

That's quite a grenade being thrown in for a Wednesday afternoon! 😂

How did it get from cats to hatters pumping other hatters wimmen 😂😂

quite the leap

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On 7/28/2021 at 5:08 PM, Roberto said:

 

AFC Chat created Tinder before it was even thought of. 

and Grindr

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4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

and Grindr

There is a few poofs on here admittedly.

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6 minutes ago, Roberto said:

There is a few poofs on here admittedly.

:sherlock:

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On 7/27/2021 at 3:31 PM, manboobs109 said:

My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? I'd like to avoid any gumtree/Facebook kitten farmers obviously and the CPL and SSPCA don't anything suitable local. It also sounds like a right fuck about with them, home visits etc.

Not bothered about a specific breed or anything but don't want one of those bald fuckers or anything that looks too poofy.

I had my wee guy in the vets today for surgery. 

I burst out crying, in my home, when the vet told me he could die if he didn't get the surgery.

He's fine now.  A bloody difficult day I tell thee.

Terrific wee fluffy friends.  

You should get your cat, Moobs. 

When a cat is in the room that's a peaceful place to be. 

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Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I had my wee guy in the vets today for surgery. 

I burst out crying, in my home, when the vet told me he could die if he didn't get the surgery.

He's fine now.  A bloody difficult day I tell thee.

Terrific wee fluffy friends.  

You should get your cat, Moobs. 

When a cat is in the room that's a peaceful place to be. 

You need to stop shagging it up the arse you sick bastard.

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4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You need to stop shagging it up the arse you sick bastard.

That was your Mum that was. 

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1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

That was your Mum that was. 

That shagged your cat up the arse?

That's a revelation.

 

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On 7/30/2021 at 11:37 PM, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I had my wee guy in the vets today for surgery. 

I burst out crying, in my home, when the vet told me he could die if he didn't get the surgery.

He's fine now.  A bloody difficult day I tell thee.

Terrific wee fluffy friends.  

You should get your cat, Moobs. 

When a cat is in the room that's a peaceful place to be. 

Giving a fuck about a creature that doesn't give a fuck about you.

Behaviour for women and gay men.

 

Edit: Both good album names. 

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1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Giving a fuck about a creature that doesn't give a fuck about you.

Behaviour for women and gay men.

 

Edit: Both good album names. 

I'd kick a burning old man down a scorched staircase to rescue a terrified kitten.

I'd probably go back for barbequed Bob after, once the fluffy was safe.

Probably.

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22 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I'd kick a burning old man down a scorched staircase to rescue a terrified kitten.

I'd probably go back for barbequed Bob after, once the fluffy was safe.

Probably.

In reality you'd mince away though eh.

 

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On 8/2/2021 at 7:27 AM, Betty Swallicks said:

In reality you'd mince away though eh.

 

Nay I should never mince Brother Betty.

A vegetarian and animal lover such as I shall flounce off in a big huff.

What about this though - attacked by 2 stray dogs on the empty beach while innocently jogging.  Brother Grays had to flee in to the sea ( see image ) to escape the bites from one particular hound who had a head like Richard Gecko and teeth like a big biting fucking doag. 

My suggestion is a cull of dogs.  Fucking cunts that they are.  Not all doags though.  A test would be, if a doag is wagging his tail and licking your hand, then he may live.   All other cunts, shoot in the head and ship their flesh to hungry North Koreans. 

These cunts are no longer required as man's best friend in 2021.  We have cellphones now.   

And cats.

Cats. 😍

Fuck dogs. 

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a new ledge on my evening rounds this evening. Loved a fuss. (they get a dreamie or two if they come over, the regulars know it)

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36 minutes ago, Poodler said:

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a new ledge on my evening rounds this evening. Loved a fuss. (they get a dreamie or two if they come over, the regulars know it)

Fucking hell. That one looks like it could tell a few stories. 

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On 8/25/2021 at 8:06 PM, Poodler said:

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a new ledge on my evening rounds this evening. Loved a fuss. (they get a dreamie or two if they come over, the regulars know it)

Bloody little beauty that fella - on life number 6 or 7 or more.... 

Fighting back from the brink here.

Long in tooth and soul, longing for another win, lurch in to the fray, weapon out and belly in..  Warrior struggling..

Cats are tough bastards man. 

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On 8/26/2021 at 7:43 AM, The Buzzard said:

Fucking hell. That one looks like it could tell a few stories. 

Like being touched up by poodler

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On 7/27/2021 at 8:02 PM, 1903Fitba said:

We’ve got a Bengal cross, shortish fur and quite small. Absolute mental thing.
 

Think she cost about £50 from some alcoholic woman. 

I think I've got one from the same litter

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On 8/26/2021 at 12:06 AM, Poodler said:

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a new ledge on my evening rounds this evening. Loved a fuss. (they get a dreamie or two if they come over, the regulars know it)

Get me that beauty in a box and there's a 50 in it for you. I could give that girl a home.

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£50 sounds like a real bargain for a blue and green eyed cat that looks like it would rip your face to fuck . 

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5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

£50 sounds like a real bargain for a blue and green eyed cat that looks like it would rip your face to fuck . 

You can tell it's a toonser cat, would love creating hell in suburbia, got a ginger cat that goes on to my extension roof every night, little fucker better not be shitting up there. That wild beauty would tear its throat out. Love cats, just not ginger ones. 

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