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Forbes. 

 

Id probably have ran away aswell, a life of middle class waffle and yayaing. 

 

Changed his name to Jimmy, after Saville and just took off with his lipstick poking out in the midnight chill. He'll be planning his next flit immediately. 

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5 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Hear.

How the fuck did Forbes survive 10 Aberdeen winters on the streets?

I've been there once and it was the coldest damn place I've ever known.  I just wanted to curl up in to a ball and die.

I smell shite with that story.  Unless he was taken in by some other punter and he's ran away from them an all......

Smack withdrawal? 

Forbes is a true NE man. Stuck a middle claw up to his bent owner and fucked off to Ferriers which is probably one of the roughest areas in Aberdeen to pump skanks. 

You should try letting your cats out, cunts will be in Colombian forest within a week no matter how many dreamies you stick up your japper. 

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27 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Folk that say their cat is house cat, no such thing as a house cat. Just utter cruelty to keep a cat locked indoors

Ragdolls wouldn’t survive ootdoors. Just need to be held all the time. Pathetic cats. But bloody gorgeous aww

 

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16 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Ragdolls wouldn’t survive ootdoors. Just need to be held all the time. Pathetic cats. But bloody gorgeous aww

 

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

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1 hour ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

That's a weird looking thing. Almost looks like a bulldog and a collie or something.

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1 hour ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

Don’t care. 

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2 hours ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

Nevermind the dog, fit aboot the owners trainers/jeans/bumbag combo? A real fucking oddity

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1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Part bulldog part Mitchell brother. 

 

@Parklife @ConsiCanBoogie1903 some classic uk blackbeats from The Mitchell Brothers

 

 

edit, written by this very underrated man 

Words and flow = great.

 

 

 

 

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29 minutes ago, Dad said:

You should write poetry son 

 

Arsehole

Piss the bed again?

Fat, baldy cunt.

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On 9/19/2021 at 8:58 AM, Captain Caveman said:

Folk that say their cat is house cat, no such thing as a house cat. Just utter cruelty to keep a cat locked indoors

I agree however as hard as tried, I couldn't get my cats to operate the lift in the flats where I lived at the time we got them.

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13 hours ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

It's a mastiffs head. I reckon mastiff/fluffy mongrel cross.

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13 hours ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

Looks like a Springer Spaniel with Down Syndrome

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13 hours ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

One of these is it not?

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18 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

One of these is it not?

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If that turned round and ate the kid stroking him then aye it’s one of those. 

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14 hours ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

Owner has black hands, wears a bum bag and wearing what can only be described as extremely dodgy footwear. 
 

Drug dealer. 

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Looks like a yardie, cut to fuck drugs and be staying as a cuckoo in some mongels flat, needs a tyre over his neck and set on fire.

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13 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Looks like a yardie, cut to fuck drugs and be staying as a cuckoo in some mongels flat, needs a tyre over his neck and set on fire.

Darkie with Down Syndrome, I reckon 

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4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Darkie with Down Syndrome, I reckon 

Probably shagged a Springer Spaniel and that was the creation.

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