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On 8/26/2021 at 2:06 AM, Poodler said:

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a new ledge on my evening rounds this evening. Loved a fuss. (they get a dreamie or two if they come over, the regulars know it)

That cat is a rapist 

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going to get one of these Maine coons, fuck up the rest of the neighbourhood cats 🐈 😂 huge 

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Dayt’s, it’s a manny cat, called Jasper.

I’ll be seeing him tonight, I’ll prepare him for a trip to the kingdom 

tell him of some of the legendary battles of yesteryear

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On 8/31/2021 at 12:38 PM, Dons79 said:

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going to get one of these Maine coons, fuck up the rest of the neighbourhood cats 🐈😂 huge 

That cat looks like a fucking dick.

Thon big General cunt from Watership Down looking mufucka.

My female would Bigiwg his arrogant fat ass to the dirt.

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On 8/31/2021 at 4:43 PM, Poodler said:

Dayt’s, it’s a manny cat, called Jasper.

I’ll be seeing him tonight, I’ll prepare him for a trip to the kingdom 

tell him of some of the legendary battles of yesteryear

He's a beauty!!

I've applied for a SSPCA one if it doesn't fancy leaving toon.

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On 8/31/2021 at 4:38 PM, Dons79 said:

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going to get one of these Maine coons, fuck up the rest of the neighbourhood cats 🐈😂 huge 

I had a Maine coon for years, great cats. Don't think that's one though, looks like a Norwegian forest cat, won't get much change out of a grand for one of those. 

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13 minutes ago, daytripping said:

I had a Maine coon for years, great cats. Don't think that's one though, looks like a Norwegian forest cat, won't get much change out of a grand for one of those. 

Ouch

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Old Forbes has been out fucking and creeping for a decade, i dont think he'll be happy watching Love Island and getting fed Dreamies on a Friday night. 

Spunky old grizzler. 

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Forbes. 

 

Id probably have ran away aswell, a life of middle class waffle and yayaing. 

 

Changed his name to Jimmy, after Saville and just took off with his lipstick poking out in the midnight chill. He'll be planning his next flit immediately. 

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9 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

“Answers to the name Forbes” - no he doesn’t. 

Cos he changed it to Dick Von Pussy Driller as soon as he was free of the shackles of them wet lettuces.

 

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Bet he was gutted when they walked in the room 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Bet he was gutted when they walked in the room 

 

 

Cool story but I don't let my guys out the house unless supervised.   Up on the rooftop to roll about under the sun for a time then back inside where it's safe.

My mates came back with a big ugly wound on its side the other week, that was surely from a blade of some sorts. 

Probably a dog with a machete - Fucking doags. 

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