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On 8/26/2021 at 2:06 AM, Poodler said:

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a new ledge on my evening rounds this evening. Loved a fuss. (they get a dreamie or two if they come over, the regulars know it)

That cat is a rapist 

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going to get one of these Maine coons, fuck up the rest of the neighbourhood cats 🐈 😂 huge 

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Dayt’s, it’s a manny cat, called Jasper.

I’ll be seeing him tonight, I’ll prepare him for a trip to the kingdom 

tell him of some of the legendary battles of yesteryear

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On 8/31/2021 at 12:38 PM, Dons79 said:

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going to get one of these Maine coons, fuck up the rest of the neighbourhood cats 🐈😂 huge 

That cat looks like a fucking dick.

Thon big General cunt from Watership Down looking mufucka.

My female would Bigiwg his arrogant fat ass to the dirt.

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On 8/31/2021 at 4:43 PM, Poodler said:

Dayt’s, it’s a manny cat, called Jasper.

I’ll be seeing him tonight, I’ll prepare him for a trip to the kingdom 

tell him of some of the legendary battles of yesteryear

He's a beauty!!

I've applied for a SSPCA one if it doesn't fancy leaving toon.

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On 8/31/2021 at 4:38 PM, Dons79 said:

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going to get one of these Maine coons, fuck up the rest of the neighbourhood cats 🐈😂 huge 

I had a Maine coon for years, great cats. Don't think that's one though, looks like a Norwegian forest cat, won't get much change out of a grand for one of those. 

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13 minutes ago, daytripping said:

I had a Maine coon for years, great cats. Don't think that's one though, looks like a Norwegian forest cat, won't get much change out of a grand for one of those. 

Ouch

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Old Forbes has been out fucking and creeping for a decade, i dont think he'll be happy watching Love Island and getting fed Dreamies on a Friday night. 

Spunky old grizzler. 

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Forbes. 

 

Id probably have ran away aswell, a life of middle class waffle and yayaing. 

 

Changed his name to Jimmy, after Saville and just took off with his lipstick poking out in the midnight chill. He'll be planning his next flit immediately. 

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9 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

“Answers to the name Forbes” - no he doesn’t. 

Cos he changed it to Dick Von Pussy Driller as soon as he was free of the shackles of them wet lettuces.

 

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Bet he was gutted when they walked in the room 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Bet he was gutted when they walked in the room 

 

 

Cool story but I don't let my guys out the house unless supervised.   Up on the rooftop to roll about under the sun for a time then back inside where it's safe.

My mates came back with a big ugly wound on its side the other week, that was surely from a blade of some sorts. 

Probably a dog with a machete - Fucking doags. 

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Hear.

How the fuck did Forbes survive 10 Aberdeen winters on the streets?

I've been there once and it was the coldest damn place I've ever known.  I just wanted to curl up in to a ball and die.

I smell shite with that story.  Unless he was taken in by some other punter and he's ran away from them an all......

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5 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Hear.

How the fuck did Forbes survive 10 Aberdeen winters on the streets?

I've been there once and it was the coldest damn place I've ever known.  I just wanted to curl up in to a ball and die.

I smell shite with that story.  Unless he was taken in by some other punter and he's ran away from them an all......

Smack withdrawal? 

Forbes is a true NE man. Stuck a middle claw up to his bent owner and fucked off to Ferriers which is probably one of the roughest areas in Aberdeen to pump skanks. 

You should try letting your cats out, cunts will be in Colombian forest within a week no matter how many dreamies you stick up your japper. 

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Shitting in a plastic tray of grit the highlight of the day for both of them. 

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27 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Folk that say their cat is house cat, no such thing as a house cat. Just utter cruelty to keep a cat locked indoors

Ragdolls wouldn’t survive ootdoors. Just need to be held all the time. Pathetic cats. But bloody gorgeous aww

 

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16 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Ragdolls wouldn’t survive ootdoors. Just need to be held all the time. Pathetic cats. But bloody gorgeous aww

 

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GBN 

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

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Cos all I can think of is that hing from the never ending story 

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1 hour ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

That's a weird looking thing. Almost looks like a bulldog and a collie or something.

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My neighbour has an almost identical looking beast.

Chills in the front yard. 

I guess it's meant to be there to protect the property.  People passing by are so enamoured by him that they stop to say hello and he licks their given hands through the bars of his owners gate - instead of barking at them and saying fuck off.   Cunts should ask for a refund. 

Docile thing.   If only all doags were like that. 

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1 hour ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

Don’t care. 

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2 hours ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

Nevermind the dog, fit aboot the owners trainers/jeans/bumbag combo? A real fucking oddity

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1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Part bulldog part Mitchell brother. 

 

@Parklife @ConsiCanBoogie1903 some classic uk blackbeats from The Mitchell Brothers

 

 

edit, written by this very underrated man 

Words and flow = great.

 

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

That's a weird looking thing. Almost looks like a bulldog and a collie or something.

You should write poetry son 

 

Arsehole

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