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29 minutes ago, Dad said:

You should write poetry son 

 

Arsehole

Piss the bed again?

Fat, baldy cunt.

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Hey you're still up son 👍 

 

How though - few red bulls or summat?

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On 9/19/2021 at 8:58 AM, Captain Caveman said:

Folk that say their cat is house cat, no such thing as a house cat. Just utter cruelty to keep a cat locked indoors

I agree however as hard as tried, I couldn't get my cats to operate the lift in the flats where I lived at the time we got them.

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13 hours ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

It's a mastiffs head. I reckon mastiff/fluffy mongrel cross.

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13 hours ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

Looks like a Springer Spaniel with Down Syndrome

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13 hours ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

One of these is it not?

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2 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

One of these is it not?

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Defo Down Syndrome 

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18 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

One of these is it not?

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If that turned round and ate the kid stroking him then aye it’s one of those. 

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14 hours ago, Poodler said:

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not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it 

Owner has black hands, wears a bum bag and wearing what can only be described as extremely dodgy footwear. 
 

Drug dealer. 

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Looks like a yardie, cut to fuck drugs and be staying as a cuckoo in some mongels flat, needs a tyre over his neck and set on fire.

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13 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Looks like a yardie, cut to fuck drugs and be staying as a cuckoo in some mongels flat, needs a tyre over his neck and set on fire.

Darkie with Down Syndrome, I reckon 

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4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Darkie with Down Syndrome, I reckon 

Probably shagged a Springer Spaniel and that was the creation.

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9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Barry cat.

Good at fisting homos

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On 9/26/2021 at 12:47 AM, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Barry cat.

Shit watch. 

Great in Viz

Viz Comic on Twitter: "We did one called Barry the Cat. It may, on  reflection, have owed something to Billy the Cat out of the Beano.…  https://t.co/BSMbDHpf7O"

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Saturday afternoon visit to this champ 

 

GB, that one from Saturday is a Maine coon cross but doesn’t seem to be growing the big coat yet. Won’t come for a bosie, just attacks your hand from distance then runs away again. Work in progress 

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8 hours ago, shut up meg said:

Great in Viz

Viz Comic on Twitter: "We did one called Barry the Cat. It may, on  reflection, have owed something to Billy the Cat out of the Beano.…  https://t.co/BSMbDHpf7O"

Did the robbers get caught?

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6 hours ago, Poodler said:

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Saturday afternoon visit to this champ 

 

GB, that one from Saturday is a Maine coon cross but doesn’t seem to be growing the big coat yet. Won’t come for a bosie, just attacks your hand from distance then runs away again. Work in progress 

I've a big grey fur ball that visits me of a night when I'm out for a puff, it's the business but knotted to fuck, think I'll take it in and cut them out.

Think it's boss cat in the area, gives me that knowing look.

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6 hours ago, Poodler said:

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Saturday afternoon visit to this champ 

 

GB, that one from Saturday is a Maine coon cross but doesn’t seem to be growing the big coat yet. Won’t come for a bosie, just attacks your hand from distance then runs away again. Work in progress 

Cat and bairn in the same hoose? DANGER! 

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A man of integrity would’ve said ‘Bloodbath’

 

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9 minutes ago, Poodler said:

A man of integrity would’ve said ‘Bloodbath’

 

I'm no nurse but surely smothering doesn't cause a bloodbath?

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44 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

I'm no nurse but surely smothering doesn't cause a bloodbath?

Google says it can

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2 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

I'm no nurse but surely smothering doesn't cause a bloodbath?

What about if you attacked a tiger only armed with a biro? 

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20 minutes ago, Poodler said:

What about if you attacked a tiger only armed with a biro? 

I doubt a child would do that tbh. 

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3 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

https://www.the-sun.com/news/116169/cat-smothers-baby-to-death-after-climbing-into-pram-attracted-by-smell-of-milk/

https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/cat-care/cats-and-babies

 

Cats smother bairns, give pregnant women the jandies and make yer hoose stink.

A pet for the mentally ill, wifies or gay men. 

😂😂😂

 

Jesus Christ. Can’t believe the Sun actually printed that. 😂

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