Cats...

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Fuckin right, was there for the taking that season.

[dazzy_deff]

31 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Pheasant and Wood Pigeon are tasty 

This...

[Betty Swallicks]

On 3/1/2022 at 9:33 PM, Poodler said:

 

was oot for a wander the day and found wads of these new fangled animal traps all smashed up. The tories will be raging. 

 

 

Cage traps are humane apparently. Get caught and then fit? Shot in the cage? Drowned?

 

 

 

[Betty Swallicks]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Shagged 

That might be the reason they walk into the traps, to escape from their cat loving oddball owners.

I'd rather be drowned than pawed by a @grays type.

 

[The Boofon]

40 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

That might be the reason they walk into the traps, to escape from their cat loving oddball owners.

I'd rather be drowned than pawed by a @grays type.

 

We can but hope.

[Betty Swallicks]

4 hours ago, The Boofon said:

We can but hope.

You hope I get pawed by that weirdo?

Weirdo!

[Poodler]

A pal was telling me that ACE forwarding has had to ship a cat carrier to a rig as they’ve found a stowaway cat.
 

Shame for the cat being stuck around those Georgie roided up buffoons

[Poodler]

the Prince 

[Betty Swallicks]

 

[Misers Hill]

7 hours ago, Poodler said:

the Prince 

A peach?...you on the pooder again m8??.

[Poodler]

18 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Siberian?

Ragdoll, old boy, will live out the rest of his days with piddler. An old stray with nae teeth and a bit plump. A bit like most of @Grays Babylon 1875 conquests 

[dazzy_deff]

Mother in law caught next doors cat shitting in my garden the day. Poison going down this weekend. Then will tie it by the tail to the neighbours front door. 

[Don Fonte]

23 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Mother in law caught next doors cat shitting in my garden the day. Poison going down this weekend. Then will tie it by the tail to the neighbours front door. 

Cats should be treated like vermin such as rats or mice.

[CCB III]

4 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Tidy beast mate.

So pretty you posted him twice.

That cats just had the shagging of a lifetime. Poor thing looks knackered, lying on the legs of its lover. 
 

Sick beast, Grays

[Poodler]

12 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

Mother in law caught next doors cat shitting in my garden the day. Poison going down this weekend. Then will tie it by the tail to the neighbours front door. 

U wa dee at 

[The Boofon]

12 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

Mother in law caught next doors cat shitting in my garden the day. Poison going down this weekend. Then will tie it by the tail to the neighbours front door. 

Don't see the issue if they bury it properly. Good for the plants. Bad crack if it's curled one out on the trampoline.

12 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Cats should be treated like vermin such as rats or mice.

Watch it.

[CCB III]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Beastiality jokes , Consi? Crikey! What has this place done to you?

Those aren't beneath me. 
 

Unless he did the shag the cat. In which case I wouldn't joke. 
 

He probs did shag the cat didn't he

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Bit extreme. I used to just flick them back over with a trowel. 

What did you do with the shits?  ?????

 

 

[Betty Swallicks]

Cat shot in Boxy. Reward out for info. 

 

 

 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

If I'm going to shag any animal, it's going to be a dog.  

Lord knows I've spent years honing my skills in their style - with women obvs.  Good looking ones an all.  

Give the little fuckers something to yelp about.

Great Dane’s - big fat meaty slit

[Poodler]

 

call yourself a killer, the only thing you’re killing is time 

[Poodler]

 

fight for your right to purrty

on I front line with Dayts

[Poodler]

Put the fat cunt on a diet and he’s fucked off next door, ate their cats food and pissed all over their hoose

a sez yir a fat cunt

[The Cockney Don]