Bluto10 1,651 Posted September 12, 2016 Just always thought it strange that folk have dogs and cats in the same house as small children; surely dangerous is it not Share this post Link to post
Poodler 2,972 Posted September 12, 2016 Depends if the kid is Chinese or not 1 Share this post Link to post
Bluto10 1,651 Posted September 12, 2016 You wet lettuce.Shut your face ye big poof 1 Share this post Link to post
Sooper-hanz 1,883 Posted September 12, 2016 Cats should be made to wear nappies . Share this post Link to post
daytripping 1,247 Posted September 12, 2016 Can feel a tension in the air on the street, imagine it's akin to being in Bhengazi, very unnerving. Don't know why they've all flee'd their Country though, I find it rather exciting. Share this post Link to post
daytripping 1,247 Posted September 12, 2016 Just always thought it strange that folk have dogs and cats in the same house as small children; surely dangerous is it not Agree fully bud, I have a dog but truth be told he's a heartbeat away from turning into a killing devil dog at any given moment, would never have a small child in the house with such a beast, the likes of Pudgie will feel my pain. Ok in trained hands, just don't turn your back. Share this post Link to post
Bluto10 1,651 Posted September 12, 2016 I can feel it here too, just like an episode of honeland; it's palpable; could cut the air with a Swiss Army knife. 1 Share this post Link to post
manboobs109 2,724 Posted September 12, 2016 The old dear next to me has about 6 undressed female cats. We get loads of toms screeching and spraying all over the shop and they shite everywhere. I just let my dog chase the wee cunts, he'd never catch them but at least it gives them a wee fleg. I couldn't give a fuck really but the Missus goes daft about it. Nothing that can be done, mad old wifey wi loads of cats, fairly standard. Share this post Link to post
manboobs109 2,724 Posted September 12, 2016 Just always thought it strange that folk have dogs and cats in the same house as small children; surely dangerous is it notIs it fuck. My dog sleeps in my wee laddie's bed. As long as you understand dogs and make sure they know who's the leader of the pack you are fine. Helps if you get their balls chopped off too. Share this post Link to post
The Boofon 4,503 Posted September 12, 2016 Just always thought it strange that folk have dogs and cats in the same house as small children; surely dangerous is it notCats are known to kill babies by suffocation. Attracted to the smell of milk and curl up on them and stop them breathing. Complete nonsense of course but the only thing I could possibly think you mean when you think a cat is a danger to a child on a house. It's hardly likely to be a Tommy from Trainspotting death. Share this post Link to post
Bad_Mobby 4,272 Posted September 12, 2016 Bluto got attacked (and beaten) by a kitten at 7 years old. 2 Share this post Link to post
ollie1903 1,912 Posted September 12, 2016 Bluto got attacked (and beaten) by a kitten at 7 years old.Fuckin' pussy Share this post Link to post
spamspamspam 1,765 Posted September 12, 2016 Bluto got attacked (and beaten) by a kitten at 27 years old. more like it 1 Share this post Link to post
Bluto10 1,651 Posted September 12, 2016 No not that. Someone at my school was attacked by a cat as toddler\baby and left with visible scars, even as a teenager. Aye not a regular occurrence but is certainly something that can and does happen. Share this post Link to post
looksgoodinred 887 Posted September 12, 2016 No not that. Someone at my school was attacked by a cat as toddler\baby and left with visible scars, even as a teenager. Aye not a regular occurrence but is certainly something that can and does happen. sure it can happen. but it can also happen to a 7 year old. i think if you have pets that you know to be good tempered and well trained, it's not as likely. and you need to keep an eye on your toddler. i can't imagine it would be a reason not to have a pet. in fact, i think it's good for young children to have pets in the house. but just my opinion. Share this post Link to post
Bluto10 1,651 Posted September 12, 2016 less likely to a 7yo , arbitrary age I chose, as they can fend it off But you agree that it could happen?Worth the risk? Agreed about the last bit.I had a dog. Was great. Share this post Link to post
Bad_Mobby 4,272 Posted September 12, 2016 I think Bluto has got a cat allergy. Share this post Link to post
Bluto10 1,651 Posted September 12, 2016 allergiesLOL intolerancesMEGA LOL Share this post Link to post
fine-n-dandy 921 Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) Cats are known to kill babies by suffocation. Attracted to the smell of milk and curl up on them and stop them breathing. Complete nonsense of course but the only thing I could possibly think you mean when you think a cat is a danger to a child on a house. It's hardly likely to be a Tommy from Trainspotting death.Cats are like super heros. I remember a true story about a young girl that kept complaining to her parents about this wee gremlin type monster that kept comming out of the air vent in her bedroom in the middle of the night to try & steal her breath & kill her.Nobody believed her except her cat but the problem was her parents didn't like the cat being in her room at night because they thought the cat was the culprit, so they started locking the cat out of her room. This played perfectly into the hands of the little evil bastard gremlin, as it now meant he had no problems from the cat. Luckily for the little girl though, the cat was a proper hard wee cunt & went out the cat flap & came bursting in through the girls bedroom window the next time & beat the shit out of the gremlin. The gremlin was armed with his little dagger & stabbed the cat but the cat (like the hero he was) still beat the shit out of the gremlin & killed him. Amazing story. Was such a heroic act I think the twighlight zone made a short documentary about it.http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7h66t_cat-s-eye-evil-troll_shortfilms?GK_FACEBOOK_OG_HTML5=1 http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/cats-eye-1985 Edited September 12, 2016 by fine-n-dandy Share this post Link to post
1903Fitba 1,036 Posted September 12, 2016 Can't believe I just watched all of that Share this post Link to post
Bad_Mobby 4,272 Posted September 12, 2016 You'd think the lass would wake up with the fucking racket the troll was making, while eating the budgie. Share this post Link to post
Captain Caveman 761 Posted September 12, 2016 Is the house directly across from the one you looked at (on the corner funnily enough), fuckers kept going on about having kids that play on the grass, they looked closer to 60 than anything and I've never seen kids there, think they just wanted a row, guy kept shoving his phone in my face with the video of Tiger Lilly moving in swiftly with a quick sniff then a drop back on her kegs before she let rip, wish I'd asked for a copy now. Pretty sneaky having a hidden cctv on your house when it's next to a kids playpark, will be keeping an eye on them. On sleeping on it i've decided to do nothing, colder weather will soon be on us and she's partial to a shit in the bath when it's chilly outside.You could try shitting in their garden tonight. Pretty sure they'd stop moaning about Tiger. Share this post Link to post
Sooper-hanz 1,883 Posted September 12, 2016 I hate it when a dog sniffs your balls in front of folk. Share this post Link to post
fine-n-dandy 921 Posted September 12, 2016 Can't believe I just watched all of that I hate it when a dog sniffs your balls in front of folk.How about when there's no other folk around? Share this post Link to post
Sooper-hanz 1,883 Posted September 13, 2016 How about when there's no other folk around? Dogs don't sniff your balls when there's no one about . They do it solely to embarrass the sniffee. Cunts. Share this post Link to post
BrianFaePerth 2,438 Posted September 13, 2016 (edited) Dogs don't sniff your balls when there's no one about . They do it solely to embarrass the sniffee.Cunts.Maybe with you wave a treat in front of your sack you'll get your way? Alternatively dip your balls in some dog food and you'll be on a sure fire winner Edited September 13, 2016 by ByenEBergen Share this post Link to post
Sooper-hanz 1,883 Posted September 13, 2016 Maybe with you wave a treat in front of your sack you'll get your way? Alternatively dip your balls in some dog food and you'll be on a sure fire winnerAppreciate you sharing your experiences Brian , but not for me . Share this post Link to post
alscotoz 501 Posted September 13, 2016 My dog went blind a month ago...poor cunt. Share this post Link to post