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We're all being used Bri

 

You're paying off someone else's mortgage, per example

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We're all being used Bri

 

You're paying off someone else's mortgage, per example

Fake news my friend. Got our own pad now.

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We're all being used Bri

You're paying off someone else's mortgage, per example

  

Fake news my friend. Got our own pad now.

Paying off your husbands mortgage, so when you get divorced, he's alright

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Paying off your husbands mortgage, so when you get divorced, he's alright

This is a thread about cats, not your problems.

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Would you shag this cat?

 

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Done worse tbh

 

 

Famous animals that you'd shag

 

 

A thread for the 1000 club

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This is a thread about cats, not your problems.

Shame you and your husband have never tasted pussy

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I’ve a Russian blue. Excellent elegant cat. Very sleekit.

Oleg Salenko was a weird signing for the Huns.

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High maintenance though and usually the morning kiss is much more hoachin than the fluffys...

 

Sounds like BrianfromPerth

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GB’s favourite pastime

 

So when he talks about screwing pussy...

 

Cats are shite. Have I mentioned that before?

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Superb 

 

So when he talks about screwing pussy...

 

 

 

Cracking James Bond film.

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He's thinking about leaving a birds headless corpse at the door to show you he loves you!

 

Apparently they do this because they've noticed you're shite at hunting and are trying to teach you.

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Carts are shite at hunting if a mouse is their best effort. Bring home a cow and I'd be impressed.

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Carts are shite at hunting if a mouse is their best effort. Bring home a cow and I'd be impressed.

 

@@cow brutal m8

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Wondering where the fuck his balls went today.

 

 

 

 

 

@The_Boofon it was raining today, that's why there's a clothes horse oot, before you comment.

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My beloved Tiger Lilly was knocked down and killed last week, just buried her this weekend, to say my heart and my daughters was broken is an understatement, never knew it would affect me so bad. Will post a picture of her when I can be arsed, she was a Maine coone, well into her teens so no youngster, knew when the ex forced me and my daughter out of the house the animals wouldn't last long, she probably committed suicide.

 

Anyway that's just the death story, tonight about 10 I was watching tv and felt my bicep was nipping, pulled my sleeve up and I have about 8 long scratch marks, they weren't there earlier, went to work and showered and stuff, it wasn't there before, just started nipping for no reason. My daughter has taken a pic on her phone. I'm nae hippy dippy or drug user but this has me thinking, never known anything like this before, they're deep scratches. I'm thinking she's with me.

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My beloved Tiger Lilly was knocked down and killed last week, just buried her this weekend, to say my heart and my daughters was broken is an understatement, never knew it would affect me so bad. Will post a picture of her when I can be arsed, she was a Maine coone, well into her teens so no youngster, knew when the ex forced me and my daughter out of the house the animals wouldn't last long, she probably committed suicide.

 

Anyway that's just the death story, tonight about 10 I was watching tv and felt my bicep was nipping, pulled my sleeve up and I have about 8 long scratch marks, they weren't there earlier, went to work and showered and stuff, it wasn't there before, just started nipping for no reason. My daughter has taken a pic on her phone. I'm nae hippy dippy or drug user but this has me thinking, never known anything like this before, they're deep scratches. I'm thinking she's with me.

 

No luck regaining the Bucksburn manor Dayts?

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