Cats...

[Poodler 2,300]

Carts are shite at hunting if a mouse is their best effort. Bring home a cow and I'd be impressed.

 

@@cow brutal m8

[Poodler 2,300]

 

 

Wondering where the fuck his balls went today.

 

 

 

 

 

@The_Boofon it was raining today, that's why there's a clothes horse oot, before you comment.

[daytripping 1,189]

My beloved Tiger Lilly was knocked down and killed last week, just buried her this weekend, to say my heart and my daughters was broken is an understatement, never knew it would affect me so bad. Will post a picture of her when I can be arsed, she was a Maine coone, well into her teens so no youngster, knew when the ex forced me and my daughter out of the house the animals wouldn't last long, she probably committed suicide.

 

Anyway that's just the death story, tonight about 10 I was watching tv and felt my bicep was nipping, pulled my sleeve up and I have about 8 long scratch marks, they weren't there earlier, went to work and showered and stuff, it wasn't there before, just started nipping for no reason. My daughter has taken a pic on her phone. I'm nae hippy dippy or drug user but this has me thinking, never known anything like this before, they're deep scratches. I'm thinking she's with me.

Edited November 12, 2018 by daytripping

[Sonoftherock 1,158]

My beloved Tiger Lilly was knocked down and killed last week, just buried her this weekend, to say my heart and my daughters was broken is an understatement, never knew it would affect me so bad. Will post a picture of her when I can be arsed, she was a Maine coone, well into her teens so no youngster, knew when the ex forced me and my daughter out of the house the animals wouldn't last long, she probably committed suicide.

 

Anyway that's just the death story, tonight about 10 I was watching tv and felt my bicep was nipping, pulled my sleeve up and I have about 8 long scratch marks, they weren't there earlier, went to work and showered and stuff, it wasn't there before, just started nipping for no reason. My daughter has taken a pic on her phone. I'm nae hippy dippy or drug user but this has me thinking, never known anything like this before, they're deep scratches. I'm thinking she's with me.

 

No luck regaining the Bucksburn manor Dayts?

[daytripping 1,189]

No luck regaining the Bucksburn manor Dayts?

 

In central town now, enjoying it with my kid, we'll go back when the time is right. I lose the odd battle, never the war. Metaphorically speaking of course, in real life I never even lose a battle, setbacks happen.

[BrianFaePerth 2,000]

in real life I never even lose a battle.

Gypsies and polish nightclubs aside.

[Poodler 2,300]

Gutted about the cat, Dayts

 

MC's are bloody majestic

 

Proper Gents, if you will.

[Sooper-hanz 1,167]

Aye shit news,. Thats pretty freaky about the scratches on your arm. 

[Ke1t 3,556]

[Roberto 1,837]

I hate cats.

 

Missus discussed getting one, instantly shot down. It's a complete no from me.

 

I wouldn't bad use cats or do anything malicious, as I do love animals but I just genuinely don't want a fucking cat in my domain.

[The Boofon 4,093]

I hate cats.

 

Missus discussed getting one, instantly shot down. It's a complete no from me.

 

I wouldn't bad use cats or do anything malicious, as I do love animals but I just genuinely don't want a fucking cat in my domain.

I strongly suspect if she wanted one she’d get one.

[Reed or deed 626]

Cats=cunts.

[BWG 2,938]

I strongly suspect if she wanted one she’d get one.

I originally wanted a dog but Mrs BWG wanted a cat. In the end we compromised and got three cats.

[Roberto 1,837]

I strongly suspect if she wanted one she’d get one.

She has been told no and backed off.

 

A dog in a few years I highly suspect will happen.

Edited November 13, 2018 by Roberto

[manboobs109 1,954]

She has been told no and backed off.

 

A dog in a few years I highly suspect will happen.

Is English your second language? You highly suspect a dog will happen? In other words you might get a dog?

[Roberto 1,837]

Is English your second language? You highly suspect a dog will happen? In other words you might get a dog?

No probably won't get a dog I suspect. Highly.

[The Boofon 4,093]

I originally wanted a dog but Mrs BWG wanted a cat. In the end we compromised and got three cats.

Haha.

[Captain Caveman 353]

Sleekit bastards

[Hewitt a the pies 147]

Apparently they do this because they've noticed you're shite at hunting and are trying to teach you.

Aye but can HE swing a human round a room?

[alscotoz 466]

No probably won't get a dog I suspect. Highly.

 

What does the S F stand for in your 'status'?

[Sooper-hanz 1,167]

Solo flautist?

[Roberto 1,837]

What does the S F stand for in your 'status'?

 

Stiff Frogs

[Roberto 1,837]

Studies France

[BrianFaePerth 2,000]

Shags Faggots

[Roberto 1,837]

Soggy Fingers

Edited November 13, 2018 by Roberto

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Serial Fibber

[Roberto 1,837]

Serial Fibber

 

Start (&) Frosties

[Sooper-hanz 1,167]

Slaps Flaps

[BrianFaePerth 2,000]

Rims Dad

[RAZOR 1,321]

Hate cats. Mon ih rabbits.

 

Stinky Felines.