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I think it was a visit from Tiger before she passed to the other side, have no other way of explaining them. They're fading now but still visible.

 

I believe we'll meet again some day in Nirvana.

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I think it was a visit from Tiger before she passed to the other side, have no other way of explaining them. They're fading now but still visible.

 

I believe we'll meet again some day in Nirvana.

Nevermind

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My Da's cat fucked off on the 17th August.

 

Da and I came in from the boozer, I picked him up for a photae and he fucked off.

 

Everyone thought he had gone to die.

 

Swaggered in today as if nothing has happened. Resilient. A dog wouldn't survive that long.

 

Here's the offending picture which caused him to have the hump

 

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My Da's cat fucked off on the 17th August.

 

Da and I came in from the boozer, I picked him up for a photae and he fucked off.

 

Everyone thought he had gone to die.

 

Swaggered in today as if nothing has happened. Resilient. A dog wouldn't survive that long.

 

Here's the offending picture which caused him to have the hump

 

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Looks like a scrapper

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My workplace has 2 wee black cats that live there and one of them, the male, Miles (Davis), got hit by a car last week. He's a wanderer. Beautiful little friendly guy with a fat face and head that just needs smooshed a whole lot.

 

He's gonna be ok. Still recovering at the vets. Just tearfully watched a video of him tryna walk and falling over.

 

Take care of your pets.

 

Prove if proof was needed that blokes who like cats are faggots.

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Cats are sound. Look after themselves and provide entertainment in return for food.

 

 

Only downside is hers claws fuck out of anything expensive. New sofa? Aye I’ll pad that. Cheap chair? Nah you’re alright. Bastard.

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Cats are sound. Look after themselves and provide entertainment in return for food.

 

 

Only downside is hers claws fuck out of anything expensive. New sofa? Aye I’ll pad that. Cheap chair? Nah you’re alright. Bastard.

Nothing a volley to the whiskers wont sort out

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Prove if proof was needed that blokes who like cats are faggots.

Just about everytime you post you're calling someone a faggot. Grow up.

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Nothing a volley to the whiskers wont sort out

Only animals I’m willing to kick are huns.

 

Usually opt for something soft (cushion etc) to throw at it.

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Prove if proof was needed that blokes who like cats are faggots.

Fuck you Betty.

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Get a scooshy water gun thingy, that cunts use to spray on plants.  Fuck knows what they are called, but it acts as a water pistol.   When itchy and scratchy go for the sofa you can have tremendous fun shooting them and watch them scarper.  A smart cat will make the association between scratching the sofa and water and stop scratching the sofa.  A dumb or evil cat will suck the breath out of your child as it sleeps for your being a water wideo.   Worth the risk in my opinion - kids are more expensive than sofas and lippy to boot.  

 

Edit - Well done on the Hun kicking - sterling effort.

 

Keep saying I’ll get one of those nerf guns but worried I’ll start to enjoy shooting it.

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Cats are cool as fuck.

Dogs are too,but cats are just cooler...

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I've never eaten cat, but I'd definitely try it. 

 

And dog. 

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Just about everytime you post you're calling someone a faggot. Grow up.

 

:laughing:  show me some evidence of that weeg. 

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My workplace has 2 wee black cats that live there and one of them, the male, Miles (Davis), got hit by a car last week. He's a wanderer. Beautiful little friendly guy with a fat face and head that just needs smooshed a whole lot.

 

He's gonna be ok. Still recovering at the vets. Just tearfully watched a video of him tryna walk and falling over.

 

Take care of your pets.

 

 

Prove if proof was needed that blokes who like cats are faggots.

 

 

English Motherfucker. Do you speak it?

 

Walk like a man, talk like a man my son, walk like a man my son.

 

:gay:

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I'm pretty sure I've eaten dog.

Wisnae fine.

 

A risk you take any time you're abroad, I suppose. 

 

Funniest dog-eating-related story was the World Cup in South Korea, where the SKs went mental when Westerners told them not to eat their dogs. 

 

"Kim Hong-shin, an opposition parliamentarian, said: "Foreign criticism of dog meat reflects lack of understanding of our nation's ancient culture. It is blasphemy, not criticism."

The legislative fightback by 20 MPs from the ruling party and main opposition party proved enormously popular last week on the streets of Seoul. Support, not surprisingly, was strongest among patrons of the 6,000 restaurants that thrive on a mixture of dog stews, soups and satays washed down with alcoholic drinks flavoured with pulverised cat."

 

How do you even flavour a drink with 'pulverised cat'?

 

*Googles Drink made from cats in South Korea*

 

Goyangi Soju is, I guess, made from liquefying a cat, according to the internets. 

 

Anyone had that? 

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^^^^^^

Thank fuck we don't qualify for tournaments now if that's the sort of foreign muck we would have to eat or drink.

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A risk you take any time you're abroad, I suppose. 

 

Funniest dog-eating-related story was the World Cup in South Korea, where the SKs went mental when Westerners told them not to eat their dogs. 

 

"Kim Hong-shin, an opposition parliamentarian, said: "Foreign criticism of dog meat reflects lack of understanding of our nation's ancient culture. It is blasphemy, not criticism."

The legislative fightback by 20 MPs from the ruling party and main opposition party proved enormously popular last week on the streets of Seoul. Support, not surprisingly, was strongest among patrons of the 6,000 restaurants that thrive on a mixture of dog stews, soups and satays washed down with alcoholic drinks flavoured with pulverised cat."

 

How do you even flavour a drink with 'pulverised cat'?

 

*Googles Drink made from cats in South Korea*

 

Goyangi Soju is, I guess, made from liquefying a cat, according to the internets. 

 

Anyone had that? 

Was when I was in St Lucia.

Stray dugs fucking everywhere and whilst at a street party I tried some 'street food'.

Fucking bogging meat type thing and I was sure it was a relative of a dog that was taking an interest in what I gave up on eating.

Dropped the muck on the floor and the dog was right into it eating what I think was it's sibling.

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Reckon if you buy Special Flied Lice from any Chinkoid in the UK that bit of meat you can’t quite put your finger on, is dog

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