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1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Not sure what you mean there pal? 

You asking about the kitten from the photo in an Oz accent or strong drugs that can knock out a horse...? 

Aye what became of the cat you found? 

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9 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Ah sim, yes. 

She was just a little fluffy running around the Pet Store where I visited to adopt a dog.

The kitten is fine and with good people...

I gots me a little dog now in my casa.  A little piss machine called Amora.

And here she is..  4 months old.

 

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Daaaaaaaw. 

My felines here looking a little confused at the new family member, but it's gonna be ok.   A touch of suspicion and a little hissing but we're cool for cats..

Teeerrific. 

🙏

Gadz, the chair looks minky as fuck. 

You would need a good scrub wi dettol after sitting on it. 🤮🤮

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2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

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Fucking specimen looks like it stinks of fish, eats rats, shites in a box and licks arseholes.

 

 

 

 

And that’s just the cunt on the left.

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2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Wee Chinese left you Redso....?

No bookings at the Bates Motel cozza the lurgy ...

Never mind eh....

I'm here for you pal...👊🏼

Still here for now.
 

Full tonight.

 

High as a kite.

 

Be alright.

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3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Good son.

Tell me.... 

You like eating pussy? 

If the grass has been cut...

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14 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Chinese pussy go sideyways or what?

Enquiring minds wanna know.....

Aye and a tiny tattoo of Xi Jinping on the clit. 

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Fed him everyday in Skye, boy just couldn’t get enough attention, you couldn’t put him down. Secretly hoped he was a stray but must’ve gone home yesterday by the time we left 

Cats are bloody ace 

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7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

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Fed him everyday in Skye, boy just couldn’t get enough attention, you couldn’t put him down. Secretly hoped he was a stray but must’ve gone home yesterday by the time we left 

Cats are bloody ace 

Not sure about your scarf,  lovely moggie though. 

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That scarf is definitely a gift that she hates but feels obliged to wear imo.  Apologies if Im wrong. 

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4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That scarf is definitely a gift that she hates but feels obliged to wear imo.  Apologies if Im wrong. 

She’s a hippy, dresses like bluto 

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18 minutes ago, Poodler said:

She’s a hippy, dresses like bluto 

Is she wearing gloves in the summer? 

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31 minutes ago, Poodler said:

She’s a hippy, dresses like bluto 

Did her guide dog like the cat? 

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My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? I'd like to avoid any gumtree/Facebook kitten farmers obviously and the CPL and SSPCA don't anything suitable local. It also sounds like a right fuck about with them, home visits etc.

Not bothered about a specific breed or anything but don't want one of those bald fuckers or anything that looks too poofy.

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3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? I'd like to avoid any gumtree/Facebook kitten farmers obviously and the CPL and SSPCA don't anything suitable local. It also sounds like a right fuck about with them, home visits etc.

Not bothered about a specific breed or anything but don't want one of those bald fuckers or anything that looks too poofy.

Unless you’re shipping a lion over from Africa that ship has sailed min

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5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? I'd like to avoid any gumtree/Facebook kitten farmers obviously and the CPL and SSPCA don't anything suitable local. It also sounds like a right fuck about with them, home visits etc.

Not bothered about a specific breed or anything but don't want one of those bald fuckers or anything that looks too poofy.

Avoid a mirror then. You're both bald and poofy you prick.

 

😘

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4 minutes ago, NEM said:

Unless you’re shipping a lion over from Africa that ship has sailed min

I just mean those really furry ones. Some of them look too bent.

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1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I just mean those really furry ones. Some of them look too bent.

You’re going to look bent having a cat regardless how hairy it is 

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Och the laddie likes cats, he's been asking for one so long it feels like child cruelty saying no all the time.

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Try the SSPCA moobs, I know that they fuck about a bit but at least you'll be helping rehome some poor animal.

If you don't want to go down that route, then go to a recognised animal breeder (can be quite pricey) or look at the local ads for anyone giving away kittens.

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1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Sounds like young Moobs is light on his loafers(bent).

They all are nowadays. It's the way of the world.

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3 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

Try the SSPCA moobs, I know that they fuck about a bit but at least you'll be helping rehome some poor animal.

If you don't want to go down that route, then go to a recognised animal breeder (can be quite pricey) or look at the local ads for anyone giving away kittens.

We've tried. No kittens and even over the phone I could tell they weren't impressed we have a dog.

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