Cats...

[Poodler 3,344]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Not sure what you mean there pal? 

You asking about the kitten from the photo in an Oz accent or strong drugs that can knock out a horse...? 

Aye what became of the cat you found? 

[pocrawred 199]

9 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Ah sim, yes. 

She was just a little fluffy running around the Pet Store where I visited to adopt a dog.

The kitten is fine and with good people...

I gots me a little dog now in my casa.  A little piss machine called Amora.

And here she is..  4 months old.

 

 

Daaaaaaaw. 

My felines here looking a little confused at the new family member, but it's gonna be ok.   A touch of suspicion and a little hissing but we're cool for cats..

Teeerrific. 

Gadz, the chair looks minky as fuck. 

You would need a good scrub wi dettol after sitting on it.

[Poodler 3,344]

Hope the cats keep her in her subservient place 

[Poodler 3,344]

[Betty Swallicks 808]

Cat owners.... yer hooses stink!

[pocrawred 199]

^^ An your baws stink you unwashed manky cunt....

[Betty Swallicks 808]

On 2/24/2021 at 8:33 PM, pocrawred said:

^^ An your baws stink you unwashed manky cunt....

baws? You a weegie? 

 

[pocrawred 199]

Ni' glad it annoyed you tho....

[Redforever86 1,789]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Fucking specimen looks like it stinks of fish, eats rats, shites in a box and licks arseholes.

 

 

 

 

And that’s just the cunt on the left.

[Redforever86 1,789]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Wee Chinese left you Redso....?

No bookings at the Bates Motel cozza the lurgy ...

Never mind eh....

I'm here for you pal...

Still here for now.
 

Full tonight.

 

High as a kite.

 

Be alright.

[Redforever86 1,789]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Good son.

Tell me.... 

You like eating pussy? 

If the grass has been cut...

[Redforever86 1,789]

14 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Chinese pussy go sideyways or what?

Enquiring minds wanna know.....

Aye and a tiny tattoo of Xi Jinping on the clit. 

[Poodler 3,344]

Gorgeous 

[Poodler 3,344]

 

Fed him everyday in Skye, boy just couldn’t get enough attention, you couldn’t put him down. Secretly hoped he was a stray but must’ve gone home yesterday by the time we left 

Cats are bloody ace 

Edited June 26, 2021 by Poodler

[maryhilldon 1,819]

7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

 

Fed him everyday in Skye, boy just couldn’t get enough attention, you couldn’t put him down. Secretly hoped he was a stray but must’ve gone home yesterday by the time we left 

Cats are bloody ace 

Not sure about your scarf,  lovely moggie though. 

[Sooper-hanz 2,353]

That scarf is definitely a gift that she hates but feels obliged to wear imo.  Apologies if Im wrong. 

[Poodler 3,344]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That scarf is definitely a gift that she hates but feels obliged to wear imo.  Apologies if Im wrong. 

She’s a hippy, dresses like bluto 

[Redforever86 1,789]

18 minutes ago, Poodler said:

She’s a hippy, dresses like bluto 

Is she wearing gloves in the summer? 

[Henry 4,791]

31 minutes ago, Poodler said:

She’s a hippy, dresses like bluto 

Did her guide dog like the cat? 

[manboobs109 3,048]

My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? I'd like to avoid any gumtree/Facebook kitten farmers obviously and the CPL and SSPCA don't anything suitable local. It also sounds like a right fuck about with them, home visits etc.

Not bothered about a specific breed or anything but don't want one of those bald fuckers or anything that looks too poofy.

[Roberto 2,579]

Get a dog.

[NEM 3,597]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? I'd like to avoid any gumtree/Facebook kitten farmers obviously and the CPL and SSPCA don't anything suitable local. It also sounds like a right fuck about with them, home visits etc.

Not bothered about a specific breed or anything but don't want one of those bald fuckers or anything that looks too poofy.

Unless you’re shipping a lion over from Africa that ship has sailed min

[Don Fonte 1,550]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? I'd like to avoid any gumtree/Facebook kitten farmers obviously and the CPL and SSPCA don't anything suitable local. It also sounds like a right fuck about with them, home visits etc.

Not bothered about a specific breed or anything but don't want one of those bald fuckers or anything that looks too poofy.

Avoid a mirror then. You're both bald and poofy you prick.

 

[manboobs109 3,048]

4 minutes ago, NEM said:

Unless you’re shipping a lion over from Africa that ship has sailed min

I just mean those really furry ones. Some of them look too bent.

Edited July 27, 2021 by manboobs109

[NEM 3,597]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I just mean those really furry ones. Some of them look too bent.

You’re going to look bent having a cat regardless how hairy it is 

[manboobs109 3,048]

Och the laddie likes cats, he's been asking for one so long it feels like child cruelty saying no all the time.

[shut up meg 1,417]

Try the SSPCA moobs, I know that they fuck about a bit but at least you'll be helping rehome some poor animal.

If you don't want to go down that route, then go to a recognised animal breeder (can be quite pricey) or look at the local ads for anyone giving away kittens.

[milne_afc 2,171]

Sounds like young Moobs is light on his loafers(bent).

[manboobs109 3,048]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Sounds like young Moobs is light on his loafers(bent).

They all are nowadays. It's the way of the world.

[manboobs109 3,048]

3 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

Try the SSPCA moobs, I know that they fuck about a bit but at least you'll be helping rehome some poor animal.

If you don't want to go down that route, then go to a recognised animal breeder (can be quite pricey) or look at the local ads for anyone giving away kittens.

We've tried. No kittens and even over the phone I could tell they weren't impressed we have a dog.