NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[cheesepipes]

25 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Nope. Just you. Another made up tall-tale from you. Not as pathetic a lie as going around proclaiming to be a "rock and roller", while living in a new build Stewart Milne estate in the 'burbs with the wife and 2.4 children, mind you. 

 

My house was built in 1890. 

Seems to be you the tall tale teller.

 

Try again bellend.

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13 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

People see Cheeser in the suit and they go "you're not fooling anyone", they know he's rock and roll through and through.

It's all in the eyes Jumby.

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Try 

That's your forte & I'll leave it to you. 

[cheesepipes]

I accept your concession of being a liar.

[manboobs109]

Only Parky could see being funny and likeable as negatives.

Explains a lot really.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Only Parky could see being funny and likeable as negatives.

Explains a lot really.

You can join MHD on the "unable to read and comprehend basic English" step. 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You can join MHD on the "unable to read and comprehend basic English" step. 

I understand you loud and clear Parky. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I understand you loud and clear Parky. 

You don't, else you wouldn't have made the silly post you made. 

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Oh oh.

 

Here come the "thick" accusations.

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You don't, else you wouldn't have made the silly post you made. 

You've gotten even grumpy since you didn't go on holiday. 

Maybe you need a holiday.

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You can join MHD on the "unable to read and comprehend basic English" step. 

What did i miscomprehend?

[Dad]

Parkie doesnae find Cheesepipes funny; that's the crux o' the bother here.

It's easy to dislike those you dinnae find funny - a shame .

 

I think yous are both funny btw (one more than the other tbf... No biggy ✌️)

 

 

[Redforever86]

Cheeser got wanked off by Cavey after a game of squash. Parky got jealous. 

[Parklife]

7 hours ago, Dad said:

Parkie doesnae find Cheesepipes funny; that's the crux o' the bother here.

It's easy to dislike those you dinnae find funny - a shame .

 

I think yous are both funny btw (one more than the other tbf... No biggy ✌️)

 

 

I just think he's a massive try-hard and an unfunny dick. Dunno why he gives a flying fuck tbh. I don't give a fuck that he doesn't like me. 

It's just the Internet. 

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, Parklife said:

I just think he's a massive try-hard and an unfunny dick. Dunno why he gives a flying fuck tbh. I don't give a fuck that he doesn't like me. 

It's just the Internet. 

You still never explained what i miscomprehended.

[Roberto]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

You still never explained what i miscomprehended.

'Thick'

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8 hours ago, Parklife said:

I just think he's a massive try-hard and an unfunny dick. Dunno why he gives a flying fuck tbh. I don't give a fuck that he doesn't like me. 

It's just the Internet. 

Lots of bad aggressive words from Where's Wally there, not very nice. 

Again lying. Which seems to be your new thing. 

Massive try hard? I dip in and out of here very occasionally and probably post on average a few times a day. It's really not hard at all, simple in fact.

 

You're too thick.

You're a moron.

Tory cunt, bla bla bla

Impress the ladz.

Try hard.

He's looking for attention 

Sleekit rat etc etc

Fucking listen to yourself, if anyone is trying too hard it's you.

 

 

[Reed or deed]

Here @Parklife

Is there anybody you do actually like or rate on here?

 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Reed or deed said:

Here @Parklife

Is there anybody you do actually like or rate on here?

 

Most folk tbh. 

[Parklife]

4 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Lots of bad aggressive words from Where's Wally there, not very nice.

A weird thing to get upset about given how you abuse me every time you direct a post towards me. 

4 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

 

Again lying. Which seems to be your new thing. 

I tell no lies. Good attempt at deflection though. 

4 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Massive try hard? I dip in and out of here very occasionally and probably post on average a few times a day. It's really not hard at all, simple in fact.

You don't really understand the accusation if you think posting volume is related to your try-hard posting style and desperation to be liked. 

When you stopped posting but used to log on almost every day, read my posts and give me 5 anonymous dildos was quite try-hard too. As well as incredibly pathetic. Funny as fuck when bebo made the reactions public and it was clear what a sad act you were. 

4 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

 

You're too thick.

You're a moron.

Tory cunt, bla bla bla

Impress the ladz.

Try hard.

He's looking for attention 

Sleekit rat etc etc

Fucking listen to yourself, if anyone is trying too hard it's you.

 

I'm unsure how any of those lines (that you've just made up, as usual) relate to trying hard. All you've done is shown, again, that you don't understand the accusation. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Fuck sake parky. Put the phone down and enjoy your not a holiday

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Absolute generic drivel from Multi Quote Michael.

 

 

[Redforever86]

Parky with the knock out blow, you can’t come back from giving folk dildoes when you are nae even posting on the site. Especially when it was fucking heaps o them. 

[DeltaRay1903]

4 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Parky with the knock out blow, you can’t come back from giving folk dildoes when you are nae even posting on the site. Especially when it was fucking heaps o them. 

Eh. How the hell can you think Damon is winning in anyway.

Young loon on a gap year adventure in Latin America and he's spending all his woken hours slavering pish on here.

Boys nae quite right. 

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

Eh. How the hell can you think Damon is winning in anyway.

Young loon on a gap year adventure in Latin America and he's spending all his woken hours slavering pish on here.

Boys nae quite right. 

He must be talented then cause he was banned for a day.