Aberdeen City Centre

[Poodler]

The tango man may have forgotten us but you won’t! 

[alscotoz]

20 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

Attracting tourists to Aberdeen?

That's a good one.

What would the marketing slogan be?

Come to Aberdeen, it's grey and stinks of fish and congestion. It's room temperature in summer.

I'm in. Where do I sign up?

You forgot to mention the welcoming locals!

[manboobs109]

27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You into yer whores, Moobz?  

Not particularly, seems to bring the tourists in though Hanzoid.

[Poodler]

There’s a good enough Illicit sex scene in Aberdeen, get yersel on viva street 

[Beachend Bootboy]

15 minutes ago, Poodler said:

There’s a good enough Illicit sex scene in Aberdeen,

Never been the same since the Metro and Happy Valley shut.  Waterloo Bar had it's moments too.

[Zeus]

"Hello mi dearies. Its safe" 

[Poodler]

I pumped a fine small Estonian beside the Co-op on Dode street. Shithole flat. Pumped on the sofa, 30 mins. 
 

If she popped up again on VS I’d probably book again but I suspect she’s probably dead by now 

[Poodler]

Anyone been asked to provide vaccination status in the town yet? 
 

supposed to be at that Seb Fontaine thing at the Ballroom on Saturday but the whole gang aren’t vaccinated yet, can’t see anything about a policy though 

[Poodler]

Good point Hanzo, think that’s your first of the day!

[manboobs109]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is it not to do with the crowd size before they can enforce it ?

Na it's if it's after midnight and you can dance there(seriously)

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Nightclubs and "analogous venues"

Adult entertainment venues

Unseated indoor events with more than 500 people, even if some are seated

Unseated outdoor events with more than 4,000 people

Any event with more than 10,000 people in attendance

Gang bangs with two or more midgets 

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The missus last night at Fontaines DC gig at the Barrowlands 

That sounds like a good night. I like their energy, boy behind the bar in the Viking was playing them earlier.

[shut up meg]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You should have seen me earlier matey. Baffling a crowd of London cunts with some tech babble. 

They've never heard of underlay,?

Stupid cunts

[Fridge]

Wrong thread

 

Fuck the Huns 

[sheepcrooky]

Since when did the top of Union Street from Castlegate to Market Street become buses only ?
 

I just got through a bus lane violation letter to pay £30 or £60 depending if you appeal. The “offence” took place on 3rd October. My daughter got one through earlier this week for an “offence” on 2nd October. 
 

Been taking that route for ages. Wankers. 
 

I have appealed citing lack of signage. Cunts. 

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, sheepcrooky said:

Since when did the top of Union Street from Castlegate to Market Street become buses only ?
 

I just got through a bus lane violation letter to pay £30 or £60 depending if you appeal. The “offence” took place on 3rd October. My daughter got one through earlier this week for an “offence” on 2nd October. 
 

Been taking that route for ages. Wankers. 
 

I have appealed citing lack of signage. Cunts. 

Just tell them to fuck off, not one chance it will be enforced

Or if they do just pull out some outrageous lie like there was an ambulance coming behind you

[sheepcrooky]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Just tell them to fuck off, not one chance it will be enforced

Or if they do just pull out some outrageous lie like there was an ambulance coming behind you

You appeal on Aberdeen.gov.uk website. Maximum of 500 characters, I used 491. Could have finished it off with “wankers” but didn’t think that would help my appeal. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Since when did the top of Union Street from Castlegate to Market Street become buses only ?
 

I just got through a bus lane violation letter to pay £30 or £60 depending if you appeal. The “offence” took place on 3rd October. My daughter got one through earlier this week for an “offence” on 2nd October. 
 

Been taking that route for ages. Wankers. 
 

I have appealed citing lack of signage. Cunts. 

Fuck, never heard of that either.  Fucked if I'd pay that.  Cooncil cunts can fuck off.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, sheepcrooky said:

You appeal on Aberdeen.gov.uk website. Maximum of 500 characters, I used 491. Could have finished it off with “wankers” but didn’t think that would help my appeal. 

I wouldn't have bothered appealing even.  Just ignore the fuckin' thing.  You'll probably get a couple of letters threatening court action but it ain't worth their time going to courts for a one off £30/£60.  Still cunts mind.

[Beachend Bootboy]

You can now be fined for going through Union Street's bus gate (eveningexpress.co.uk)

I've certainly been through there since September but ain't had no fines through.  Can't remember the last time but I'm sure it was this month.  Fuck em.

[sheepcrooky]

9 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

You can now be fined for going through Union Street's bus gate (eveningexpress.co.uk)

I've certainly been through there since September but ain't had no fines through.  Can't remember the last time but I'm sure it was this month.  Fuck em.

Cheers. If they get back to me after my first appeal, I’ll use the “it didn’t fucking work for 7 months”. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

17 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Cheers. If they get back to me after my first appeal, I’ll use the “it didn’t fucking work for 7 months”. 

Looks like the last time I was there was on 1 October.  I was at American Golf for a lesson and went through the toon after that.  That's the only time I can think of.

Have you been through the gate a few times recently or just the once on 3 October?  They maybe just send out fines to repeat offenders. 

If I get a letter through I'm gonna smear dog shite on it and send it back unopened.

[Bluto10]

you should’ve been fined for going to american golf beb, imo

[sheepcrooky]

23 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Looks like the last time I was there was on 1 October.  I was at American Golf for a lesson and went through the toon after that.  That's the only time I can think of.

Have you been through the gate a few times recently or just the once on 3 October?  They maybe just send out fines to repeat offenders. 

If I get a letter through I'm gonna smear dog shite on it and send it back unopened.

I generally come back from Pittodrie that way. Up King Street through Union Street and then down Market Street, so must have done a few. Plus a couple of Friday’s ago I came home that way from BoD. 
Just asked my daughter and two of her pals have recently been done. Plus it now transpires my father in law has been done twice in September. 
Cunts must be raking it in for no traffic reason whatsoever. 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said:

Since when did the top of Union Street from Castlegate to Market Street become buses only ?
 

I just got through a bus lane violation letter to pay £30 or £60 depending if you appeal. The “offence” took place on 3rd October. My daughter got one through earlier this week for an “offence” on 2nd October. 
 

Been taking that route for ages. Wankers. 
 

I have appealed citing lack of signage. Cunts. 

See now id say that’s the bottom of Union street 

 

 

here we go!

[Zeus]

Aye agreed. That's the bottom of Union Street! 

[Beachend Bootboy]

48 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

you should’ve been fined for going to american golf beb, imo

I wouldn't have paid thay either.  What the fuck they gonna do?  Issue a warrant for my arrest because I drove up Union Street or slice my drives off the tee?

[Quagmire]

100% bottom of Union St. Bet everyone read it 3 times to make sense. Deserving of the fine imo. 

[sheepcrooky]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

See now id say that’s the bottom of Union street 

 

 

here we go!

Never. All roads in Aberdeen initially started with their low numbers from The Castlegate. At that end of Union Street the numbers are low, exactly the same as King Street. Number 1 at that end and 600 odd at the far end. Therefore indisputably the top. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Castlegate is the top end of Union Street. 
Holburn junction, being the lower, more southern area.

Simple geography.