Aberdeen City Centre

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, CCB III said:

Well done for figuring it out, BB. 

I didn't, it was explained to me.  What was it you were saying about bein' a thinker?  Do try to keep up sonny.

[The Boofon]

20 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Is May day a big thing in Aberdeen? Seen chat on here about it in previous years.

I went through for it pre covid as my pal was back from America and keen for everyone to meet up.

Got a bag of drugs pre going out, took a wee taster and never left my hotel room until checking out time the following day.  ??‍♂️

 

Standard for me to be fair. Always make a cunt of it.

 

Sounds like I'd a better time than anyone who went out.

[Zeus]

Not sure what's worse.

Being and paying to get into rev

Or

Being in a room full of huns 

[manboobs109]

24 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

I went through for it pre covid as my pal was back from America and keen for everyone to meet up.

Got a bag of drugs pre going out, took a wee taster and never left my hotel room until checking out time the following day.  ??‍♂️

 

Standard for me to be fair. Always make a cunt of it.

 

Sounds like I'd a better time than anyone who went out.

That'll be because you're a big hairy poof

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Is May day a big thing in Aberdeen? Seen chat on here about it in previous years.

Aye big time now

the laugh of it is Ian Van Dahl and N-Trance are playing a set elsewhere for £15 and Cream is on in Tunnels £25 

rev is an awful crowd but Ron Pacitti is the best in town to see, hope he’s getting a whack of that entrance fee 

[manboobs109]

10 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Aye big time now

the laugh of it is Ian Van Dahl and N-Trance are playing a set elsewhere for £15 and Cream is on in Tunnels £25 

rev is an awful crowd but Ron Pacitti is the best in town to see, hope he’s getting a whack of that entrance fee 

I've done a bit work in that Rev, the one across the road as well. £40 seems steep.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 hours ago, Roberto said:

Davis Love III

Penis Love III

[1903Fitba]

I worked in a revs as a young adult. 
 

Always enjoyed making pitchers for people and using about half the required alcohol then charging full price if the person looked/acted a cunt. Opposite if you were a pal. 

[styrofoamplates]

29 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

I worked in a revs as a young adult. 
 

Always enjoyed making pitchers for people and using about half the required alcohol then charging full price if the person looked/acted a cunt. Opposite if you were a pal. 

I also worked in Rev as a young adult. Many happy memories working in that place. 

Agreed with you on the pitchers. Many an Absolute Chambulls was made with two shots of Absolute maximum in it on my watch. 

Nothing better than a group of young lads coming in and acting the hard boys ordering Balkan and PPY Vodkas and then watching them crawl out the door about an hour later. Think you were only supposed to serve them two at the most. If they were cunts, I would let it flow. 

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, styrofoamplates said:

 

Nothing better than a group of young lads coming in and acting the hard boys ordering Balkan and PPY Vodkas and then watching them crawl out the door about an hour later. Think you were only supposed to serve them two at the most. If they were cunts, I would let it flow. 

You must of thought me and my mates were cunts then. I mind once my mate got told he had to have a mixer with them when he ordered a round, so he chose water, fit a wank. 

By PPY is that the polish beer vodka?

[1903Fitba]

1 hour ago, styrofoamplates said:

I also worked in Rev as a young adult. Many happy memories working in that place. 

Agreed with you on the pitchers. Many an Absolute Chambulls was made with two shots of Absolute maximum in it on my watch. 

Nothing better than a group of young lads coming in and acting the hard boys ordering Balkan and PPY Vodkas and then watching them crawl out the door about an hour later. Think you were only supposed to serve them two at the most. If they were cunts, I would let it flow. 

I ruined many a night serving more than the two shots allowed.  
 

Certainly have some stories from working there, as you said many happy memories. 

[styrofoamplates]

24 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

You must of thought me and my mates were cunts then. I mind once my mate got told he had to have a mixer with them when he ordered a round, so he chose water, fit a wank. 

By PPY is that the polish beer vodka?

I'd never think you and your mates were cunts RF. 

Can't recall if you had to have a mixer with them, maybe, seems to ring a bell. 

Nah PPY is the Polish Pure Spirit stuff. 79.9%. Pretty sure we were allowed to serve as many of them as the customer wanted, but Balkan at 88.8% was max of two per customer. 

 

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

I'd never think you and your mates were cunts RF. 

Can't recall if you had to have a mixer with them, maybe, seems to ring a bell. 

Nah PPY is the Polish Pure Spirit stuff. 79.9%. Pretty sure we were allowed to serve as many of them as the customer wanted, but Balkan at 88.8% was max of two per customer. 

Div I ken you? 

Wasn't always made to have a mixer but on one occasion we were. 

 

Is/was there such a thing as Polish Beer Vodka, maybe misremembering it. 

[styrofoamplates]

3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Div I ken you? 

Wasn't always made to have a mixer but on one occasion we were. 

 

Is/was there such a thing as Polish Beer Vodka, maybe misremembering it. 

No idea min. I worked there around 2003-2005 so nearly 20 years ago. Fuck, that makes me feel old now. 

Not sure on the Polish Beer Vodka, but if you head to Miser's he'll pour a nip into a can of Zubr for you.

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

No idea min. I worked there around 2003-2005 so nearly 20 years ago. Fuck, that makes me feel old now. 

Not sure on the Polish Beer Vodka, but if you head to Miser's he'll pour a nip into a can of Zubr for you.

Was probably served by you at one point. Nae that we went to Rev much and even then it was normally one or two drinks then off somewhere else. 

[styrofoamplates]

4 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Was probably served by you at one point. Nae that we went to Rev much and even then it was normally one or two drinks then off somewhere else. 

If you were there around that time then there's a fair chance. Worked there pretty much full time for those two years and chances are if i wasn't working I was in there drinking. 

Was the type of place you would usually just go for one or two and then head somewhere else. Fuck staying there all night. Unless you were able to bag some of the sofas. 

[Poodler]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8769621/aberdeen-music-teacher-sacked-inappropriate-stmargarets/
 

 

insert joke about G-string 

[Poodler]

See the video of the vape shop on Union street being turned over from yesterday? Nasty little thieving sluts

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Link?

Sent it to a few hatters, who did you get stuff from before? Don’t have the capability to upload to YouTube right now (motivation)

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 4/28/2022 at 12:37 AM, Poodler said:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8769621/aberdeen-music-teacher-sacked-inappropriate-stmargarets/
 

 

insert joke about G-string 

I wonder if the lad is the nephew of Rick? ?

#PicturesofMatchstickMen

[The Boofon]

34 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Sent it to a few hatters, who did you get stuff from before? Don’t have the capability to upload to YouTube right now (motivation)

It's a pretty dull video to be fair. Just a boy greeting and the owner getting a hiding from a few bams. Don't see much.

[Beachend Bootboy]

On 4/28/2022 at 12:37 AM, Poodler said:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8769621/aberdeen-music-teacher-sacked-inappropriate-stmargarets/
 

 

 

The Wacky Races was ace.

[The Boofon]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did you not watch it through a societal lens? Bring back conscription for these retards.Genuinely. 

No I watched it on my phone. 

[Fridge]

For the love of fuck, where can I get a watch battery replaced. I’m not talking Rolex’s or anything but my daughter bought this one for me so I wear it all the time.

Trekked round the city centre and couldn’t clf”find one place, all I need is a fucking Timpson’s or something but there is literally nowhere.

Went into the Trinity Centre and there are about 5 places still open. Absolute embarrassment.

[Studebaker-90]

Dr fix in union square will probably sort you out 

[BrianFaePerth]

Typical fridge. Fuckin drama queen

[The Boofon]

13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The Watch Workshop

3.6(15) · Watch repair shop

10+ years in business · 86 Union St · 01224 647989

Closed ⋅ Opens 9AM Wed

 

Website

 

Directions

 

In-Time Watch & Jewellery Repairs

5.0(6) · Watch repair shop

10+ years in business · union square shopping centre, Site RN, Guild St · In the Union Square Aberdeen · 07725 256056

Closes soon ⋅ 8PM

"Service over and above that expected."

 

Website

 

Directions

 

Adams Watch Specialist

5.0(76) · Watch repair shop

122A Union St · 01224 966208

Closed ⋅ Opens 9:30AM Wed

"Fixed the band on a Nixon watch I had and battery change."

 

Website

 

Directions

Looks like they were all closed or close to closing Hanz. Not a helpful post that.

[NEM]

14 hours ago, Fridge said:

For the love of fuck, where can I get a watch battery replaced. I’m not talking Rolex’s or anything but my daughter bought this one for me so I wear it all the time.

Trekked round the city centre and couldn’t clf”find one place, all I need is a fucking Timpson’s or something but there is literally nowhere.

Went into the Trinity Centre and there are about 5 places still open. Absolute embarrassment.

There's a Timpsons in Sainsburys at Berryden.  Nae idea if they change watch batteries though ?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

16 hours ago, Fridge said:

For the love of fuck, where can I get a watch battery replaced. I’m not talking Rolex’s or anything but my daughter bought this one for me so I wear it all the time.

Trekked round the city centre and couldn’t clf”find one place, all I need is a fucking Timpson’s or something but there is literally nowhere.

Went into the Trinity Centre and there are about 5 places still open. Absolute embarrassment.

What about the Kurdistan shop at the top of Market Street? (Close to the Aberdeen Indoor Market)

They seem to do a little bit of this and little bit of that, so would be surprised if they couldn't help you oot, Fridge loon. 

 

[minijc]

Venture in to Torry @Fridge and head to Roy Charles on Victoria road.