Aberdeen City Centre

[Redforever86]

Fridge just buy exactly the same watch brand new, use some old tea bags to add a patina and your daughter will never know. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Good one

[The Boofon]

17 hours ago, Fridge said:

For the love of fuck, where can I get a watch battery replaced. I’m not talking Rolex’s or anything but my daughter bought this one for me so I wear it all the time.

Trekked round the city centre and couldn’t clf”find one place, all I need is a fucking Timpson’s or something but there is literally nowhere.

Went into the Trinity Centre and there are about 5 places still open. Absolute embarrassment.

Which one Fridge? No picture. Unable to help with that extremely vague description.

[Beachend Bootboy]

How the fuck can a grown man nae change a fuckin watch battery? Basics.

[Simply Red]

41 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

How the fuck can a grown man nae change a fuckin watch battery? Basics.

Hes got nae fingers yi cunt

[Beachend Bootboy]

18 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Hes got nae fingers yi cunt

Nae excuse. 

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, minijc said:

Venture in to Torry @Fridge and head to Roy Charles on Victoria road.

[The Boofon]

23 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Hes got nae fingers yi cunt

Hahahaha

 

Magic.

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Has Fridge’s position as Aberdeen’s top fucking hard nut been confirmed yet?

He's waiting for the right time.

[Beachend Bootboy]

37 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Has Fridge’s position as Aberdeen’s top fucking hard nut been confirmed yet?

He's nae fingers apparently so couldna' knock the stew aff a bap.

[Simply Red]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

He's nae fingers apparently so couldna' knock the stew aff a bap.

His fingerless stumps would knock you into next wik

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

His fingerless stumps would knock you into next wik

Of course they would.?

Please stop, you're scaring me?

[Poodler]

That’s the Sandollar tatties

The best beach breakfast is one with the Thai birds working in it. Gorgeous women. Electric heaters in it though. Awful 

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

That’s the Sandollar tatties

The best beach breakfast is one with the Thai birds working in it. Gorgeous women. Electric heaters in it though. Awful 

How come? Thats a shocker like, always heaving. Great food, fine wifie.

[sheepcrooky]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

That’s the Sandollar tatties

The best beach breakfast is one with the Thai birds working in it. Gorgeous women. Electric heaters in it though. Awful 

Pedant alert. That’s the beach, nae the city centre. 

[Fridge]

16 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

How the fuck can a grown man nae change a fuckin watch battery? Basics.

I actually maybe wasn’t specific enough, I did put in a new battery and it has not worked so there is possibly something more mechanical wrong with it but I have no recollection of damaging it or exterior damage hence why I think it is battery related.

If one if you experts want to have a crack at it you are more than welcome. I won’t grass you up to the taxman.

[Beachend Bootboy]

25 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I actually maybe wasn’t specific enough, I did put in a new battery and it has not worked so there is possibly something more mechanical wrong with it but I have no recollection of damaging it or exterior damage hence why I think it is battery related.

If one if you experts want to have a crack at it you are more than welcome. I won’t grass you up to the taxman.

I wouldn't charge ?

[The Boofon]

3 hours ago, Fridge said:

I actually maybe wasn’t specific enough, I did put in a new battery and it has not worked so there is possibly something more mechanical wrong with it but I have no recollection of damaging it or exterior damage hence why I think it is battery related.

If one if you experts want to have a crack at it you are more than welcome. I won’t grass you up to the taxman.

Battery in upside down is my assessment.

[Bluto10]

used a triple a when a aa was required

[pocrawred]

6 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

used a triple a when a aa was required

More pedant, triple A, and an AA.......

[Misers Hill]

10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’ve probably fucked it trying to change the battery yourself.

Go fone ehs pleb hanzo..pretend to be Rud Hull...then ask how the wife is..

[Guest milne_afc]

Wouldn’t hire someone with an @icloud or any other generic email account. Probably shits in a bucket.

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Wouldn’t hire someone with an @icloud or any other generic email account. Probably shits in a bucket.

Phone him and tell him that then you big fanny

[Guest milne_afc]

9 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Phone him and tell him that then you big fanny

I’ve sent him an email

[Redforever86]

21 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Wouldn’t hire someone with an @icloud or any other generic email account. Probably shits in a bucket.

Ken, why go to the expense of getting your van done and nae spend £30 on a domain. 

[Parklife]

23 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Phone him and tell him that then you big fanny

^ fatmanslushies@icloud.com 

[Bluto10]

10 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Ken, why go to the expense of getting your van done and nae spend £30 on a domain. 

aye ok simon

[Misers Hill]

3 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Some mothers do ave em

?

[chief_wiggum]

38 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Some mothers do ave em

Hmmm Betty, put them over there and we'll grout them in the morning.

[Misers Hill]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Some mothers do ave em

Imagine him on eh roof wee rud.?...fixing eh aerial...fan emu? ehs sitting watchin.. eh Manure final.?.doonstairs..fones mikes wif ...ohh Betty....er died?...fits eh score...?‍☠️