aberdeen1970 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Naismith I reckon. He was the one that called a press conference to convey the Rangers he knew were dead message. Guaranteed to be a hate figure inside Ibrox after doing that in public. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 McCoist or John Brown (whaurs ra deeds) was my guess. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Like finding a needle in a haystack. Twats a plenty inside the big hoose. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 1 hour ago, davieb said: I'm at a loss how these jokers have walked away unscathed and with huge payouts for what was clearly fraudulent behaviour! So in summary they were brought in as highly paid professionals to complete a pre pack liquidation pretending to be a creditors agreement. What they hadn't counted on and ended up somewhat exposed on this minor triviality was that the SFA/SPL were way ahead of them in the corruption stakes and deemed their silly professional abilities in things like finance, competition rules and tax law to appear irrelevant instead concentrating on important stuff like brogue polishing, pretendy 55s and keeping Sammy the mechanic's Big Hoose open. However matters took a surprising turn when one of the gullible bears turned out to be a chief inspector who actually believed the SFA's pish and wind and arrested them, all the time of course actually blaming the SFA and SPL for his innocent club's travails. £10m each of our money in compensation and they all lived happily ever after. Glad to help. 1 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 On 5/23/2021 at 10:08 PM, RedBarron said: Do they all have the Ella Cotter look down that way? Link to comment
davieb Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 1 hour ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: So in summary they were brought in as highly paid professionals to complete a pre pack liquidation pretending to be a creditors agreement. What they hadn't counted on and ended up somewhat exposed on this minor triviality was that the SFA/SPL were way ahead of them in the corruption stakes and deemed their silly professional abilities in things like finance, competition rules and tax law to appear irrelevant instead concentrating on important stuff like brogue polishing, pretendy 55s and keeping Sammy the mechanic's Big Hoose open. However matters took a surprising turn when one of the gullible bears turned out to be a chief inspector who actually believed the SFA's pish and wind and arrested them, all the time of course actually blaming the SFA and SPL for his innocent club's travails. £10m each of our money in compensation and they all lived happily ever after. Glad to help. What an utter farce! Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 3 hours ago, shut up meg said: Do they all have the Ella Cotter look down that way? Pretty sure she was in toy story Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 On 5/23/2021 at 10:08 PM, RedBarron said: Millermongs uncle post fall/post op/post sunbed. 1 1 Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 On 5/23/2021 at 10:08 PM, RedBarron said: Finally. The left footed centre back that so many are desperate to bring in. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said: Finally. The left footed centre back that so many are desperate to bring in. She’d be quicker than some… Link to comment
afc1903mad Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 1 hour ago, fine-n-dandy said: Pretty sure she was in toy story ? I think I know the one you mean. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 16 hours ago, shut up meg said: Do they all have the Ella Cotter look down that way? Great for shuttling offshore workers to platforms and rigs in the North Sea. 6 2 2 Link to comment
Yorston Vasey Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 42 minutes ago, muttonhumper said: Great for shuttling offshore workers to platforms and rigs in the North Sea. A minus one? That was absolute genius in its subtlety. Shame on you. 1 2 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 58 minutes ago, muttonhumper said: Great for shuttling offshore workers to platforms and rigs in the North Sea. She's definitely a super puma. Both will go down on you without any warning. 5 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Top punning chaps. Top punning ? Love Althea and Donna Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 On 5/23/2021 at 10:08 PM, RedBarron said: I wonder if he or she ever posed for LS Lowry? 1 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I wonder if he or she ever posed for LS Lowry? "He painted knocked off sevco tops and a one legged woman who walks and hops" 2 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 22 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: "He painted knocked off sevco tops and a one legged woman who walks and hops" An act of lyrical genius, TC min?. 1 Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Ten Caat said: "He painted knocked off sevco tops and a one legged woman who walks and hops" addle addle lo Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 On 5/25/2021 at 4:05 PM, shut up meg said: Do they all have the Ella Cotter look down that way? Some skills on roast leg there. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dad said: hun slime being linked with a 15m move for Oli McBurnie LOL Would love if this was true. He's barely worth 1M let alone £15m 1 Link to comment
Sheepo Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 27 minutes ago, Dad said: hun slime being linked with a 15m move for Oli McBurnie LOL That would be a lovely waste of 15m Link to comment
pocrawred Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 13 minutes ago, Sheepo said: That would be a lovely waste of 15m Only if the tinks paid it! They've got previous you know. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 In other news Ive just sold the following media template to the Record. <insertnameofrandomforeignorwhohappenstoplaywellfor20minsineuros> linked to Gers to jet in for pyoor mullions byraway. 1 Link to comment
Andy_123 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Lol a Scottish club spending £15m on a single player? Not a chance. Wouldnt mind seeing them waste a large sum of money on him though. He’s pish. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Didn’t he hit his bird or Something? Sure he did something controversial Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 18 minutes ago, Poodler said: Didn’t he hit his bird or Something? Sure he did something controversial It’ll be the only thing the “plastic” hun bastard will have hit all year. Link to comment
donswin1983 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 7 hours ago, Poodler said: Didn’t he hit his bird or Something? Sure he did something controversial Even if he didn’t hit his, bird there is enough in that story to run with. Fuck him, wife beating, hun cunt.. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 2 hours ago, donswin1983 said: Even if he didn’t hit his, bird there is enough in that story to run with. Fuck him, wife beating, hun cunt.. Cannae stand that jakie smelly bastard, just mumbles shite, wouldn’t look out of place in a destitute meeting. Knew he could only be a wife beating hun, teeth like Stonehenge, disgraceful human Link to comment
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