Clobber

[reekie_dock]

Skinny jeans with T-shirt with massive open front or V neck (especially on a hairless ponce) or shitty thin material jumper two sizes too small & shitty shoes = gaylord.

 

Other types of fashions also qualify but pretty much all involve skinny jeans nowadays.

 

 

For fuck sake yer now attacking 60% oh the teeshirts in my cupboard's

 

What is acceptable to wear out the FnD please share your great fashion wisdom.

 

I bet you cut about in Fred Perry and Ben Sherman attire......

[King Street Loon]

 

Bring back the 70s so we can all look as good as the Hat Fashionistas.

 

That's me in the middle. Minus my usual Afro comb stuck in my hair.

I'm a double for Billy Dee Williams.

[DD1903]

Since DD brought up DB, that's a perfect excuse for this sort of thing.

 

Quite a chap...

[The Boofon]

 

Bring back the 70s so we can all look as good as the Hat Fashionistas.

 

 

 

70's hair was better than 70's clothing.

 

70's hair is still better to this day.

 

Seen plenty dickheads with the latest hairdo which is the slicked small quiff.

 

http://www.esquire.co.uk/style/grooming/686/the-haircut-how-to-get-a-side-sweep-haircut/

 

Keep it 70's FFS.

[reekie_dock]

 

 

70's hair was better than 70's clothing.

 

70's hair is still better to this day.

 

Seen plenty dickheads with the latest hairdo which is the slicked small quiff.

 

http://www.esquire.co.uk/style/grooming/686/the-haircut-how-to-get-a-side-sweep-haircut/

 

Keep it 70's FFS.

 

If you think your barnet is slicker than Beckhams then you my friend are clearly on drugs

[The Boofon]

 

If you think your barnet is slicker than Beckhams then you my friend are clearly on drugs

 

 

It's not slicker because I don't put slick on it.

 

It's better.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

It's like a burst mattress, Worzel.

[The Boofon]

It's like a burst mattress, Worzel.

 

 

As I said. 70's is where it's at.

 

If it's good enough for Brian Jones it's good enough for me.

 

[King Street Loon]

70's hair was better than 70's clothing.

 

70's hair is still better to this day.

 

Seen plenty dickheads with the latest hairdo which is the slicked small quiff.

 

http://www.esquire.co.uk/style/grooming/686/the-haircut-how-to-get-a-side-sweep-haircut/

 

Keep it 70's FFS.

Would you ever put a perm into your lustrous locks?

[The Boofon]

Would you ever put a perm into your lustrous locks?

 

 

Not again.

[chaos_defrost]

Boofon, have you ever considered using this??

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrasobHcKA

[looksgoodinred]

Funny you should mention the lumberjack shirt, Bluto

 

I give you lumbersexuals!

 

www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2014/11/lumbersexual-trend-thrusts-rugged-hipsters-into-mens-fashion-spotlight.html

 

 

Aside from the MacBook, the description sounds much like Kelt.

[Ke1t]

Funny you should mention the lumberjack shirt, Bluto

 

I give you lumbersexuals!

 

www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2014/11/lumbersexual-trend-thrusts-rugged-hipsters-into-mens-fashion-spotlight.html

 

 

Aside from the MacBook, the description sounds much like Kelt.

 

 

It's certainly plausible that there's a subculture that has begun imitating my timeless and utilitarian dress sense,.

 

Someone's probably seen me smashing at a laptop with a hammer and thought, "Fuck, that's what I should be wearing... and the beard... that's a great beard."

 

A few days later him and his Hipster mates are stotting around dressed exactly like me... and who could blame them?

 

I don't wear patterns, though... that's where they just totally miss the point.

 

I've no doubt some Dutch lad will loup past Bluto in a pub some day and go, "Hey, I loike how zee fat old goy in zee overstretched voetbal shoirt is look loike a pickled egg... I moost troy zis stoile"

 

Then Bloots can truly join the ranks of the leaders in global style

[Bluto10]

Beards are horrible

 

It support dress is terrible.

[looksgoodinred]

It's certainly plausible that there's a subculture that has begun imitating my timeless and utilitarian dress sense,.

 

Someone's probably seen me smashing at a laptop with a hammer and thought, "Fuck, that's what I should be wearing... and the beard... that's a great beard."

 

A few days later him and his Hipster mates are stotting around dressed exactly like me... and who could blame them?

 

I don't wear patterns, though... that's where they just totally miss the point.

 

I've no doubt some Dutch lad will loup past Bluto in a pub some day and go, "Hey, I loike how zee fat old goy in zee overstretched voetbal shoirt is look loike a pickled egg... I moost troy zis stoile"

 

Then Bloots can truly join the ranks of the leaders in global style

A flannel lumberjack shirt can only be patterned.

Anything else just won't set a woman's thighs quivering.

[Ke1t]

Beards are horrible

 

It support dress is terrible.

 

Never wear a dress, Bloots. I appreciate when you get to a particular size the Mumu does have a certain appeal... but my advice is to resist the impulse

[Ke1t]

A flannel lumberjack shirt can only be patterned.

Anything else just won't set a woman's thighs quivering.

 

If I wanted to look like a lesbian I'd certainly shave the mighty beard, and happily don the strident chequering of the incomparable Lumberjack shirt.

 

[Bluto10]

Boots

Combats

Rock t shirts

 

Are the stiff of nerd legend.

 

Kwlt min.

Shirt. Jeans. Shies.

That's the look you need.

[looksgoodinred]

If I wanted to look like a lesbian I'd certainly shave the mighty beard, and happily don the strident chequering of the incomparable Lumberjack shirt.

 

Pfft

Nothing lesbian-like about this guy

 

 

 

It helps that this guy also has great hands.

[looksgoodinred]

I sent you this photo in strict confidence.

your wife and I both wish

[Ke1t]

Boots

Combats

Rock t shirts

 

Are the stiff of nerd legend.

 

Kwlt min.

Shirt. Jeans. Shies.

That's the look you need.

 

 

You mean like this?

 

[Ke1t]

Pfft

Nothing lesbian-like about this guy

 

 

 

It helps that this guy also has great hands.

 

I find this easy to masturbate to..

[reekie_dock]

Pfft

Nothing lesbian-like about this guy

 

 

 

It helps that this guy also has great hands.

 

 

Aye he'd be great at the old Finger Blasting game..........

[looksgoodinred]

Aye he'd be great at the old Finger Blasting game..........

Hard to resist the lure of great hands and forearms on a guy.

 

Kelt's probably completely spent now, this guy is so damned gorgeous.

[Bluto10]

I'd say those like reekie who talk about it actually do it very little.

 

Just a guezslime.

[Ke1t]

That lad looks like he could make a decent sized fist with those hands, so I can see the attraction, surely.

 

But frankly he looks like he wouldn't know the business end of a chainsaw from his shaved nuts, so while he might look pretty I reckon his actual functionality is limited to... making decent sized fists.

 

Great if you need a big fist, not so great if you need a tree dealt with.

[reekie_dock]

I'd say those like reekie who talk about it actually do it very little.

 

Just a guezslime.

 

 

Aye Cheers Bluto your obviously having a couple oh shandys the night...............

 

What the Fuck is a Guezslime? Your getting it muddled up we Top Buller!!!!

[fine-n-dandy]

 

 

For fuck sake yer now attacking 60% oh the teeshirts in my cupboard's

 

What is acceptable to wear out the FnD please share your great fashion wisdom.

 

I bet you cut about in Fred Perry and Ben Sherman attire......

Tank tops, Bell bottom cords & winkle picker boots.

[ChutneyLove]

Beards are horrible

 

It support dress is terrible.

You are obviously even more of a clueless bell-end than I originally gave you credit for.

 

By the way, Dutch folk aren't known for their style - you thinking you look good living there is akin to someone with a Ford Focus thinking they have a nice car because they live in Seaton.

 

(Apologies to Focus owners or folk that bide in Seaton, just trying to keep it simple for Blurtface)