Let's All Laugh At Celtic.

[Bournemouth Gee]

Wonder if john burridge is available for them

[don corleone]

There must be a traffic cone somewhere outside Parkhead that they could use instead. 

[ericblack4boss]

Fuck Celtic have had a knack of signing shite keepers .

Barkas,  Muggleton, Ian Andrews, Guzan, and Alan Rough are 5 that spring to mind

[ericblack4boss]

On 7/21/2021 at 7:56 PM, Big Hat Logan said:

100%  

UEFA want the biggest teams in their competitions because it makes the most money. It all boils down to money and greed, as usual. 

The same UEFA accused the proposed European super League of that???

[ericblack4boss]

18 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Watching that useless cunt Barkas is like watching me when I reluctantly had to take a turn in goal at the 5’s.

Fucking hopeless.

At £5m is there a worse buy in Scotland ever? 

I will see your Barkas and raise you 

Robbie Winters for Dodds and £750.000

Brian o Neil £600,000

[Bournemouth Gee]

Hang on Winters was one of our best goalies

[NEM]

14 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

I will see your Barkas and raise you 

Robbie Winters for Dodds and £750.000

Brian o Neil £600,000

We paid £850k for O’Neill ?

[Sonoftherock]

Its hard to believe Barkas could be this bad?  He's a got a pretty good CV - goalkeepers can suffer loss of form/confidence, but it looks worse than that!  You can't defend his positioning/decision making.  Totally bizarre!

[WesthillWanderersFC]

31 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

I will see your Barkas and raise you 

Robbie Winters for Dodds and £750.000

Brian o Neil £600,000

Nope. Barkas far worse 

[G31DON]

Can drive a super tanker through the middle of their centre halves as well. 

[Bournemouth Gee]

celtic still struggling to put 4 or 5 passes together

[donswin1983]

Just a matter of time til the minker in goals for Celtic makes a cunt of it, playing 10 yards outside his own box..?

[Geoff_Tipps]

I honestly think Celtic could finish out with the top 2 this season. Which would be massive for the team who finish 2nd (us or Hibs). 

I am sure I read that 1st and 2nd this year would have less qualifiers to get into the Champions League groups.

[aberdeen1970]

I think they might have the worst back four of all the teams that finished top 6 last season. 

[afc1903mad]

4 minutes ago, Geoff_Tipps said:

I honestly think Celtic could finish out with the top 2 this season. Which would be massive for the team who finish 2nd (us or Hibs). 

I am sure I read that 1st and 2nd this year would have less qualifiers to get into the Champions League groups.

Not quite true, for next years competition, Scotland is ranked as 11th, therefore next year, the SPFL winners go straight into the groups, whilst 2nd would go into Q2.

Our ranking at the moment has increased to 9th, which if we maintain, would mean that the winners again go straight into the groups and 2nd place would start at Q3

Scotland would have to get to the 6th ranked nation to get two champions league spots

[Geoff_Tipps]

9 minutes ago, afc1903mad said:

Not quite true, for next years competition, Scotland is ranked as 11th, therefore next year, the SPFL winners go straight into the groups, whilst 2nd would go into Q2.

Our ranking at the moment has increased to 9th, which if we maintain, would mean that the winners again go straight into the groups and 2nd place would start at Q3

Scotland would have to get to the 6th ranked nation to get two champions league spots

Have you not just proved what i said was true?

 

Celtic this year are Q2 and Rangers are Q3. Both scenarios you described are less qualifiers than this year, no?

[NEM]

Fuck sake Danes should have scored there

[shut up meg]

They have now, 2 -1 to the danes 

[NEM]

13 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

They have now, 2 -1 to the danes 

Magic.

Cunts drop into Europa League though if they lose, then the Conference League if they lose that.  Ridiculous

[Tommy]

3 minutes ago, NEM said:

Magic.

Cunts drop into Europa League though if they lose, then the Conference League if they lose that.  Ridiculous

It really stinks. There should be no parachutes in European competitions.

[Studebaker-90]

That manager of theirs is all bluster. Hopeless and they are really there to be gotten at this season. 

[NEM]

8 minutes ago, Tommy said:

It really stinks. There should be no parachutes in European competitions.

Ones bad enough but two is disgusting.

[Ten Caat]

And out they go

This parachute into the Europa stinks though

[Zeus]

Oooooot

The aussie no mark won't see Christmas 

[aberdeen1970]

Great stuff. 

Only 2 lifelines left. 

Would be funny if they lost all 3 qualifiers across all the tournaments 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Great stuff. 

Only 2 lifelines left. 

Would be funny if they lost all 3 qualifiers across all the tournaments 

It certainly would be min.

Are celtic the only team to be knocked out of Europe 3 times in one season?

I remember they achieved this remarkable feat in season 2014/15.

[Bournemouth Gee]

Embarrassing

[aberdeen1970]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It certainly would be min.

Are celtic the only team to be knocked out of Europe 3 times in one season?

I remember they achieved this remarkable feat in season 2014/15.

Must be. 

My favourite double whammy though was when McCoist made a cunt of it at the old Huns and put the final nail on the liquidation coffin. 

[Andy_123]

Thank fuck we don’t have McInnes in charge anymore and we might have a go at this mob.

They look very poor and there for the taking this season.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Must be. 

My favourite double whammy though was when McCoist made a cunt of it at the old Huns and put the final nail on the liquidation coffin. 

That was pure comedy gold?.