Aberdeen's Worst Xi

[dave_min]

You are making me look like a giant Phil McGuire fan you dick

 

Can you really blame him though?

 

Anybody who's seen your Big Phil McGuire tattoo would know about your man-crush.

[Sonoftherock]

Was reading some comments about Jack Gurr and I wonder how history will remember his contribution?

His first 45 minutes against Raith was possibly the worst I've ever seen from an Aberdeen player.  There was a stark realisation that this lad had no business being involved with full-time level football in Scotland.  He looked like he'd won a competition to play a half of football for a professional team.

Scanning the last few pages of this thread, there are some players discussed, who were really poor for us... but were just going through a tough time at Aberdeen, poor form, end of their career, didn't fit it, or whatever... however there are a select band of players that clearly were miles out of their depth and you wonder how they ever made it through the door!  For examples, I'm thinking of guys like Bertrand Bossu and Thor Kristjansson... off the top of my head, they are two of the blatantly least able players I've ever seen pull on a Dons jersey.  Gurr, I think, has a claim to join that sort of company...

[jamiesd]

1 hour ago, Sonoftherock said:

Was reading some comments about Jack Gurr and I wonder how history will remember his contribution?

His first 45 minutes against Raith was possibly the worst I've ever seen from an Aberdeen player.  There was a stark realisation that this lad had no business being involved with full-time level football in Scotland.  He looked like he'd won a competition to play a half of football for a professional team.

Scanning the last few pages of this thread, there are some players discussed, who were really poor for us... but were just going through a tough time at Aberdeen, poor form, end of their career, didn't fit it, or whatever... however there are a select band of players that clearly were miles out of their depth and you wonder how they ever made it through the door!  For examples, I'm thinking of guys like Bertrand Bossu and Thor Kristjansson... off the top of my head, they are two of the blatantly least able players I've ever seen pull on a Dons jersey.  Gurr, I think, has a claim to join that sort of company...

Still maintain Mclennan v Killie first 45 mins in the cup game down at Rugby Park(the great escape game) is the worst i have seen. Only because you expect more from him.  I wasn't expecting much from Gurr or Gallagher who were both Dot Cotton.

[CCB III]

                      Langfield

 

       M.Ross  Ifil Vujadinovic Grassi 

 

                  Longstaff  Nwakali

 

Wylde                                    J Parker 

 

                  Chalali   Greg Stewart

 

 

Partly based off of contribution and just general ability. 
 

For example Greg Stewart is the best player there but the fat hun cunt was pony for us. 
 

Langfield won the League Cup and saved a couple of pens but cost us so often he can fuck himsel. 

 

 

 

 

 

      

 

 

[RAZOR]

Jon Gallagher of similar ilk. Not seen much of the lad Polvara but I expect a litany shite coming through to us from the college/Atlanta system.

[Kincardine_Mearns_Red]

Stillie

Winnie

Whyte aka Shyte

Solberg

Lilley

Pepper

McDonald

Fabiano

Dow

Bird

Zdrillic

Piece of Shit xi all Stewrat Milne era except Winnie and maybe Stillie.

 

 

 

 

[RAZOR]

8 minutes ago, Kincardine_Mearns_Red said:

Stillie

Winnie

Whyte aka Shyte

Solberg

Lilley

Pepper

McDonald

Fabiano

Dow

Bird

Zdrillic

Andy Dow and David Zdrillic, not a chance. Had FAR worse.

[Betty Swallicks]

Fuck, don't do this! 

These things are a laugh when we're doing ok but brutal when we're not.

The season has been shite enough already.

[donswin1983]

Gary Hackett was terrible player from the Porterfield era. He was hard on the eye and i mind him tripping over the ball a few times at Tynecastle or Easter road.

Ben Thornley- honking

 

[ericblack4boss]

Fuck off, had to be Nicky butter shortbread fingers Walker in goal, anyone that remembers him in the 80s playing for huns, clad in trackie bottoms and flailing his arms and legs about like fucked hammers in a Marshall muckspreader 

There is no contest

 

[Betty Swallicks]

8 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Fuck off, had to be Nicky butter shortbread fingers Walker in goal, anyone that remembers him in the 80s playing for huns, clad in trackie bottoms and flailing his arms and legs about like fucked hammers in a Marshall muckspreader 

There is no contest

 

THIS is why we should never move to Kingsford.

[Kincardine_Mearns_Red]

17 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

Andy Dow and David Zdrillic, not a chance. Had FAR worse.

Mark Kerr for Andy Dow and Leon Mike for Zdrillic then. Mike made Zdrillic look like Davor Suker in comparison.

Nicky Walker on recollection was probably worse than Bossu, Stillie etc. Anyone mind his howler against United?

[WesthillWanderersFC]

                      Bossu

         Gurr  Bus Ifil McQuilken

         Pepper Nwakali  McFarlane

        Mike.   Maynard.  Ingolfsson

 

[StandFree1982]

Ifil still remains, in my opinion, as one of the wost player to play for the Dons first team. 

Followed closely by Adam Collin and/or Aaron Lennox. Collin looked completely lost in goals from what I remember, He looked like someone who was just plucked from the crowd to play. Lennox played 1 game I believe, the 4-0 drubbing from Ross County in the last game of the season

[Harry's Double Shuffle]

Anyone mentioned the Boy From Nowhere Tom Jones yet? He had a tremendous ability to hit the bar from long range. 

[Harry's Double Shuffle]

On 2/28/2013 at 3:08 PM, ericblack4boss said:

come on lads surely to fuck Craig Robertson features

Oh god, now there's a flashback....and not a good one. I saw him play up in Weeeeek in a friendly ....he just couldn't run. 300k I think he cost.

[StandFree1982]

3 minutes ago, Harry's Double Shuffle said:

One of the best teams!!??? That just sums up how happy happy we are collectively as a support to accept utter garbage. Sickening. 

You realise you''re replying to a post made 9 (NINE) years ago? 

I agree though, he was here from 1997-2002, we were fucking terrible during those years

[Harry's Double Shuffle]

On 3/1/2013 at 3:32 AM, Stoney said:

Derek Whyte was alright, he played in one of our best teams in recent times nowhere near one of the worst players!

One of the best teams!!??? That just sums up how happy happy we are collectively as a support to accept utter garbage. Sickening. 

[ericblack4boss]

24 minutes ago, Harry's Double Shuffle said:

Oh god, now there's a flashback....and not a good one. I saw him play up in Weeeeek in a friendly ....he just couldn't run. 300k I think he cost.

Yes , me and my pals Christened him Shitey.

 

Id also have Paul Kane in the squad

[ericblack4boss]

2 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

THIS is why we should never move to Kingsford.

Fuck off toonser you rowie muncher

[Harry's Double Shuffle]

28 minutes ago, StandFree1982 said:

You realise you''re replying to a post made 9 (NINE) years ago? 

I agree though, he was here from 1997-2002, we were fucking terrible during those years

Whoops no, never realised that. Only discovered this site fairly recently tbh. Glad I did mind!

[shut up meg]

Steve Ritchie (the really old fans will remember him), absolutely honking, made Winnie look like Maldini.

Scored in a cup final, and even then it was a fucking shite effort.

 

[Betty Swallicks]

12 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Fuck off toonser you rowie muncher

http://www.myfootygrounds.co.uk/LeagueMap.asp?League=SCOTHIGH

 

 

 

[Dave Bus]

3 hours ago, CCB III said:

                      Langfield

 

       M.Ross  Ifil Vujadinovic Grassi 

 

                  Longstaff  Nwakali

 

Wylde                                    J Parker 

 

                  Chalali   Greg Stewart

 

 

Partly based off of contribution and just general ability. 
 

For example Greg Stewart is the best player there but the fat hun cunt was pony for us. 
 

Langfield won the League Cup and saved a couple of pens but cost us so often he can fuck himsel. 

 

 

 

 

 

      

 

 

greg stewart ? wtf

[CCB III]

2 minutes ago, Dave Bus said:

greg stewart ? wtf

A good player. 
 

For Aberdeen? Nonsense and failed twice. Attitude honking, too. 
 

And he's a hun. 
 

Mon'

[Dave Bus]

                             collin

Gurr                 Bus          Ifil           Dan Smith

      Forrester        Longstaff      Pepper

      Uchechi      Maynard        Parker

Think id be right in saying that team amassed 0 goals and assists over their time at pittodrie. Maybe harsh on Longstaff being in there because there was a couple games he looked like he could kick a ball (unlike the rest), think maybe Ross county home he did some okay stuff, but with the pedigree he came with, he deserves to be in there.

 

[Zeus]

Done this before but here we go.

 

1. Adam Collin

2. David Lilley

3. Jamie Mcquilken 

4. Dave Bus 

5. Jerel Ifil 

6. Chidi Nkwali

7. Gregg Wylde

8. Paul Marshall

9. Thor Krisjansson 

10. JET

11. Scott Muirhead

Subs

Bertie Bossu

Nige Pepper

Mike Newell

Laurent D'Jaffo

Gary Mcdonald

Mark Kerr (for giving it the fuck you to the South)

Jon Gallagher 

[Big Hat Logan]

Ifil was okay until he had to pass the ball, he could rarely find a man or keep it on the pitch. Otherwise he wasn’t the worst we have had there. Bus would be worst for me along with Grassi and Tate although he didn’t feature much I was pretty amazed at the career he has had.

[Big Hat Logan]

Dan Smith ??‍♂️

[aberdeen1970]

10 minutes ago, Dave Bus said:

                             collin

Gurr                 Bus          Ifil           Dan Smith

      Forrester        Longstaff      Pepper

      Uchechi      Maynard        Parker

Think id be right in saying that team amassed 0 goals and assists over their time at pittodrie. Maybe harsh on Longstaff being in there because there was a couple games he looked like he could kick a ball (unlike the rest), think maybe Ross county home he did some okay stuff, but with the pedigree he came with, he deserves to be in there.

 

Swap the kid from Man City with Longstaff and you might be onto a winner there.