Cricket

[Parklife]

Another absolute hammering for England. 

Currently 9-67, trailing by 15 runs. It doesn't look like the Aussies will even need their 2nd innings.
 

Embarrassing performance by England. 

Edit: 

England all out for 68. ?

[Redforever86]

Imagine fucking creating and loving a sport that only about 2.5 white nations play and still being fucking terrible at it. 

[Jigsaw666]

68. ?

Best thing about this series has been how shit Stokes has been. The great English hope. Oh we can win now, Ben Stokes has come back to save us.

[Poodler]

Being bowled out by an abo with their smaller brains is just humiliating 

[minijc]

4 hours ago, Jigsaw666 said:

68. ?

Best thing about this series has been how shit Stokes has been. The great English hope. Oh we can win now, Ben Stokes has come back to save us.

He's the least of our problems, clearly not fully fit but he tries and on his day is a match/series winner, it doesn't help when the rest are playing like utter pricks.

 

 

[Bluto10]

2 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

A team full of posh wimps.

it’s a bat and ball game, ravey.

nae heavyweight boxing

 

 

 

canna believe you lot watch\follow it!

[Jigsaw666]

6 hours ago, minijc said:

He's the least of our problems, clearly not fully fit but he tries and on his day is a match/series winner, it doesn't help when the rest are playing like utter pricks.

 

 

Nah, he's a selfish prick. Should never have been allowed to just put his hand up and say he's ready to play now. Picking and choosing when he'll play. He's a Ryan Fraser type in attitude, I'll play when I can be arsed. Other guys working all year to try to get in the team only for this guy to be given a place when he's done the square root of fuck all.

[minijc]

12 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said:

Nah, he's a selfish prick. Should never have been allowed to just put his hand up and say he's ready to play now. Picking and choosing when he'll play. He's a Ryan Fraser type in attitude, I'll play when I can be arsed. Other guys working all year to try to get in the team only for this guy to be given a place when he's done the square root of fuck all.

He was struggling mentally and felt he was in a better place, it's his actual body that's breaking down now.

[johnstrac]

It's easy to understand, it's  draw because the game wasn't completed in the time allowed.

[minijc]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

And it's a shit rule.

Don't reach the runs needed, you lose. End of.

Don't bowl them out, you don't deserve to win the match.

[The Cockney Don]

'Where's ya whitewash gone, WHERE'S YA WHITEWASH GONE'

[Sonoftherock]

England were much improved unfortunately.  One of their openers finally showing up made a difference IMO - all tour they've been under almost constant pressure due to their ineptitude. Not giving themselves a chance.  I don't watch England outside of Ashes, but not sure why Bairstow didn't start the series and didn't play every match?  He was their 4th highest scorer last year was he not?  The boy Buttler has been pretty poor - I know he's one of the top short form players in the world - but hasn't looked comfortable with gloves or bat this summer.

[Jigsaw666]

 

9 hours ago, The Cockney Don said:

'Where's ya whitewash gone, WHERE'S YA WHITEWASH GONE'

and they slag us for celebrating a draw at wembley.

[minijc]

absolutely embarrassing 

[Reed or deed]

What sport is this?

Is it like rounders?

[Sonoftherock]

On 1/9/2022 at 8:17 PM, The Cockney Don said:

'Where's ya whitewash gone, WHERE'S YA WHITEWASH GONE'

4-0 - haud that, me ol’ China!

Crazy collapse that, at the end… hard to explain, I don’t think Englands players are actually as bad as they appear. However they just seem subject to these spectacular collapses! At 68-0 they were actually in control and favourites to win the test for the first time in the series! What then followed was incredible!

[Jigsaw666]

1 hour ago, Reed or deed said:

What sport is this?

Is it like rounders?

Rounders except you go home if its raining.

All ten wickets in an hour and a half of play. Sweet.?

[The Cockney Don]

 

[The Cockney Don]

Rod Marsh too, another Aussie legend.

[The Cockney Don]

 

[The Cockney Don]

Three test series starts this afternoon in the Carribean, bloody wish i was over there.

Much changed side, no Anderson & Broad in the bowling attack, and Robinson got injured.

Rarely win a Test series there, and may not again this time.

 

Cockers prediction is a West Indies win in the First Test, followed by an England win in the Second, with the Third going either way.

 

[Redforever86]

8 hours ago, The Cockney Don said:

Rarely win a Test series there, and may not again this time.

Cockers prediction is a West Indies win in the First Test, followed by an England win in the Second, with the Third going either way.

 

So you’ve nae idea then.

[Ten Caat]

21 hours ago, The Cockney Don said:

Three test series starts this afternoon in the Carribean, bloody wish i was over there.

Much changed side, no Anderson & Broad in the bowling attack, and Robinson got injured.

Rarely win a Test series there, and may not again this time.

 

Cockers prediction is a West Indies win in the First Test, followed by an England win in the Second, with the Third going either way.

 

England were bang in trouble before lunch but Bairstow's century means it looks like they'll comfortably get past 300. West Indies are no better than "ok" these days, if England can get to 350 I think it would take the West Indies win out of the equation, draw most likely but the pitch will wear badly by day 4 so England win chances still fairly decent.

I'll stick my neck out and predict  1-1 drawn series

[Jigsaw666]

Cricket - fail. Rugby - fail. A good day.

[The Cockney Don]

Booooooooooooooooo.

[Jigsaw666]

1 hour ago, The Cockney Don said:

Booooooooooooooooo.

That team is funny as fuck. 

[The Cockney Don]

Yaaaaaaas.

[Don Fonte]

@Bluto10

[Bluto10]

LOL

[Edwin Starr]

Cricket isn't for me .

I think it's more suited to schools like the Gordon's and Any other private school

 they're welcome to it..?