Parklife Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Another absolute hammering for England. Currently 9-67, trailing by 15 runs. It doesn't look like the Aussies will even need their 2nd innings. Embarrassing performance by England. Edit: England all out for 68. ? 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Imagine fucking creating and loving a sport that only about 2.5 white nations play and still being fucking terrible at it. Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 68. ? Best thing about this series has been how shit Stokes has been. The great English hope. Oh we can win now, Ben Stokes has come back to save us. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Being bowled out by an abo with their smaller brains is just humiliating Link to comment
minijc Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 4 hours ago, Jigsaw666 said: 68. ? Best thing about this series has been how shit Stokes has been. The great English hope. Oh we can win now, Ben Stokes has come back to save us. He's the least of our problems, clearly not fully fit but he tries and on his day is a match/series winner, it doesn't help when the rest are playing like utter pricks. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Captain Caveman said: A team full of posh wimps. it’s a bat and ball game, ravey. nae heavyweight boxing canna believe you lot watch\follow it! Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 6 hours ago, minijc said: He's the least of our problems, clearly not fully fit but he tries and on his day is a match/series winner, it doesn't help when the rest are playing like utter pricks. Nah, he's a selfish prick. Should never have been allowed to just put his hand up and say he's ready to play now. Picking and choosing when he'll play. He's a Ryan Fraser type in attitude, I'll play when I can be arsed. Other guys working all year to try to get in the team only for this guy to be given a place when he's done the square root of fuck all. Link to comment
minijc Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 12 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said: Nah, he's a selfish prick. Should never have been allowed to just put his hand up and say he's ready to play now. Picking and choosing when he'll play. He's a Ryan Fraser type in attitude, I'll play when I can be arsed. Other guys working all year to try to get in the team only for this guy to be given a place when he's done the square root of fuck all. He was struggling mentally and felt he was in a better place, it's his actual body that's breaking down now. Link to comment
johnstrac Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 It's easy to understand, it's draw because the game wasn't completed in the time allowed. Link to comment
minijc Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Roberto said: And it's a shit rule. Don't reach the runs needed, you lose. End of. Don't bowl them out, you don't deserve to win the match. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 'Where's ya whitewash gone, WHERE'S YA WHITEWASH GONE' 1 Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted January 9, 2022 Author Share Posted January 9, 2022 England were much improved unfortunately. One of their openers finally showing up made a difference IMO - all tour they've been under almost constant pressure due to their ineptitude. Not giving themselves a chance. I don't watch England outside of Ashes, but not sure why Bairstow didn't start the series and didn't play every match? He was their 4th highest scorer last year was he not? The boy Buttler has been pretty poor - I know he's one of the top short form players in the world - but hasn't looked comfortable with gloves or bat this summer. Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 9 hours ago, The Cockney Don said: 'Where's ya whitewash gone, WHERE'S YA WHITEWASH GONE' and they slag us for celebrating a draw at wembley. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 What sport is this? Is it like rounders? 1 Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted January 16, 2022 Author Share Posted January 16, 2022 On 1/9/2022 at 8:17 PM, The Cockney Don said: 'Where's ya whitewash gone, WHERE'S YA WHITEWASH GONE' 4-0 - haud that, me ol’ China! Crazy collapse that, at the end… hard to explain, I don’t think Englands players are actually as bad as they appear. However they just seem subject to these spectacular collapses! At 68-0 they were actually in control and favourites to win the test for the first time in the series! What then followed was incredible! Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Reed or deed said: What sport is this? Is it like rounders? Rounders except you go home if its raining. All ten wickets in an hour and a half of play. Sweet.? Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Rod Marsh too, another Aussie legend. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Three test series starts this afternoon in the Carribean, bloody wish i was over there. Much changed side, no Anderson & Broad in the bowling attack, and Robinson got injured. Rarely win a Test series there, and may not again this time. Cockers prediction is a West Indies win in the First Test, followed by an England win in the Second, with the Third going either way. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 8 hours ago, The Cockney Don said: Rarely win a Test series there, and may not again this time. Cockers prediction is a West Indies win in the First Test, followed by an England win in the Second, with the Third going either way. So you’ve nae idea then. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 21 hours ago, The Cockney Don said: Three test series starts this afternoon in the Carribean, bloody wish i was over there. Much changed side, no Anderson & Broad in the bowling attack, and Robinson got injured. Rarely win a Test series there, and may not again this time. Cockers prediction is a West Indies win in the First Test, followed by an England win in the Second, with the Third going either way. England were bang in trouble before lunch but Bairstow's century means it looks like they'll comfortably get past 300. West Indies are no better than "ok" these days, if England can get to 350 I think it would take the West Indies win out of the equation, draw most likely but the pitch will wear badly by day 4 so England win chances still fairly decent. I'll stick my neck out and predict 1-1 drawn series Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Cricket - fail. Rugby - fail. A good day. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Booooooooooooooooo. 1 Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 1 hour ago, The Cockney Don said: Booooooooooooooooo. That team is funny as fuck. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Cricket isn't for me . I think it's more suited to schools like the Gordon's and Any other private school they're welcome to it..? Link to comment
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