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[Bournemouth Gee]

If that donkey scores one more goal in his whole life I'll be surprised

[Redmist1903]

2 hours ago, sooth_stander said:

True to form, McInnes set to sign Lafferty. He just can’t help himself, can he?

Apparently he wanted to sign him for Aberdeen near the end of his time with us but was told to wise up. Ended up with that Hornby waste of space instead. It was a stick on that Del would be after him for Killie as soon as he became available.

[Ten Caat]

4 hours ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

West Coast press made a big deal when they seemed to find out his mum is a season ticket holder at Ibrox. 

It was David Edgar that broke this non-story......a big old bigot that owns Heart and Hand...the sevco podcast.

They're from the Laurencekirk area and his mother's side of the family come from Australia. I don't believe a word of it. The story got mentioned on Clyde1 at the weekend and their reporters reckoned it's a pile of shite too

[ThomohawkKid]

Lafferty would have contributed more goals than Hornsby or Kamberi ? he’s a fanny but he scores goals in Scotland.
Not often a dad treble comes in, but that’s a banker he will score for Killie.

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

It was David Edgar that broke this non-story......a big old bigot that owns Heart and Hand...the sevco podcast.

They're from the Laurencekirk area and his mother's side of the family come from Australia. I don't believe a word of it. The story got mentioned on Clyde1 at the weekend and their reporters reckoned it's a pile of shite too

Correcto 

[Geoff_Tipps]

My sister in-law is Souttar's cousin, I would ask her how she sees things panning out. Although she has absolutely no interest in Football and didn't even realise how well he and his brother were doing when I spoke to her at Christmas.

 

She just kens they are 'fitba daft loons'.

[ThomohawkKid]

11 minutes ago, Geoff_Tipps said:

My sister in-law is Souttar's cousin, I would ask her how she sees things panning out. Although she has absolutely no interest in Football and didn't even realise how well he and his brother were doing when I spoke to her at Christmas.

 

She just kens they are 'fitba daft loons'.

She didn’t know her cousin scored for Scotland. She’s gotta wake up. 

[sooth_stander]

6 hours ago, redone said:

Can’t help himself from what ?

Signing big plugs to play up front, what do you  think?

[NEM]

6 hours ago, Dad said:

I'll take that bet ?

RIP Kyle 

[Wester Hailes Skins]

5 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

It was David Edgar that broke this non-story......a big old bigot that owns Heart and Hand...the sevco podcast.

They're from the Laurencekirk area and his mother's side of the family come from Australia. I don't believe a word of it. The story got mentioned on Clyde1 at the weekend and their reporters reckoned it's a pile of shite too

Agree. Just media fans trying way too hard to help their club land players in Scotland. At the expense of clubs like Hearts, who are only really there to help the Glasgow pair, is their view. 

Again, hoping Souttar heads south but I'm doubtful now. Expect him to publicly say what's happening by tomorrow latest. 

[starryfish]

2 hours ago, ThomohawkKid said:

Lafferty would have contributed more goals than Hornsby or Kamberi ? he’s a fanny but he scores goals in Scotland.
Not often a dad treble comes in, but that’s a banker he will score for Killie.

Hornby, Kamberi and Hendry combined.

[redone]

4 hours ago, sooth_stander said:

Signing big plugs to play up front, what do you  think?

Ok. Just that when I saw his name my first thought wasn’t “thon big unit “…it was “that fuckin cheatin hunbastard”

He’ll probably do well for Killie in the Championship though and weigh in with a decent number of goals.

[Millertime]

23 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

He's an Aberdeen fan

Allegedly

If he goes to der Hun he won't be too popular at Pittodrie either

Aye, I'm sure he will be shitting it at that and it will factor prominently into his thinking 

[NEM]

4 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Aye, I'm sure he will be shitting it at that and it will factor prominently into his thinking 

It’s factored into yours ye big shitebag! ?

 

@Betty Swallicks

[Millertime]

2 minutes ago, NEM said:

It’s factored into yours ye big shitebag! ?

 

@Betty Swallicks

Haha touche

[sooth_stander]

Ash Taylor to be reunited with McInnes tomorrow, apparently 

[Ten Caat]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

Take the bet Bournemouth Gee.

Under normal circumstances despite Lafferty being a hun cunt of the highest order, I'd expect him to bang home around 10 goals before the end of the season.

But if Pops is betting on it, the poor cunt will likely sign on on the dotted line and have a coronary 10 seconds later

Fiver/Lafferty down

Ah no

 

[sooth_stander]

That’s Ash the bash reunited with Delboy, 18 month deal.

I see Killie have already secured Daniel McKay on loan from Hibs.

[Broken_Glass]

1 minute ago, sooth_stander said:

That’s Ash the bash reunited with Delboy….

Good signing for Killie.

[StandFree1982]

3 minutes ago, sooth_stander said:

That’s Ash the bash reunited with Delboy, 18 month deal.

I see Killie have already secured Daniel McKay on loan from Hibs.

Very good signing for Killie.

[sooth_stander]

4 minutes ago, StandFree1982 said:

Very good signing for Killie.

100 times better player than the baseball batterer. 

[NEM]

Championship Taylor’s level (at best)

[Ten Caat]

Taylor will stroll it in that league

If he concentrates on just defending (or attacking at set pieces) and stops thinking he can emulate Franco Baresi he'll do well when Killie get promoted too.

Wouldn't bet against him scoring against us once or twice along the way

[NEM]

3 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Taylor will stroll it in that league

If he concentrates on just defending (or attacking at set pieces) and stops thinking he can emulate Franco Baresi he'll do well when Killie get promoted too.

Wouldn't bet against him scoring against us once or twice along the way

Just Google “Ash Taylor howlers” ? 

[slippers]

2 hours ago, NEM said:

Just Google “Ash Taylor howlers” ? 

You think taylor had a poor time of it with us second time round? Thought he was well above average. 

[NEM]

24 minutes ago, slippers said:

You think taylor had a poor time of it with us second time round? Thought he was well above average. 

Thought he was a fucking liability tbh ?

[thurso]

1 hour ago, slippers said:

You think taylor had a poor time of it with us second time round? Thought he was well above average. 

Thought he was worse second time round than first and he wasn’t great first time 

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Souttar passed a medical at Ibrox supposedly AND accepting less money than offered down south. 

[Ten Caat]

3 minutes ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Souttar passed a medical at Ibrox supposedly AND accepting less money than offered down south. 

Reported in the Record (stolen from the Evening Times) that he has passed a medical with sevco and is expected to sign a pre-contract.

Why didn't he just sign it once he was showered and changed after the medical? 

Would have been a bit of good news for the huns prior to the league re-starting to put out a picture of him pen in hand signing the deal....would offset the Celtic Japanese signings somewhat and also immediately get Hearts negotiating a fee to bring him onboard this window

[The Gee Man]

Going to Sevco guarantees Scotland start I  imagine is in Souttars thoughts