Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Gads, is there no limit to what these islanders will get up to? Alan Barnfield, described as a "sexual deviant", was found by police "sweating profusely and smelling strongly of horses" after being called by worried residents. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11371480/Man-accused-of-having-sex-with-a-Shetland-pony-was-found-smelling-strongly-of-horses.html Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Gads, is there no limit to what these islanders will get up to? Alan Barnfield, described as a "sexual deviant", was found by police "sweating profusely and smelling strongly of horses" after being called by worried residents. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11371480/Man-accused-of-having-sex-with-a-Shetland-pony-was-found-smelling-strongly-of-horses.html Sweating profusely and smelling strongly of horses? So the lad had a glass of Cheval Noir with his Tandoori, nothing illegal about that. Link to comment
Henry Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Gads, is there no limit to what these islanders will get up to? Is Doncaster an island now? This geezer sounds like he would be at home in deviant's corner. Link to comment
tup Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 The pony had to be checked by a vet after showing 'signs of distress'. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 You'd think with the name barnfield he'd have picked somewhere more fitting than the woods Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 You'd think with the name barnfield he'd have picked somewhere more fitting than the woods If you're a lover of horses that's some name to be saddled with. The pony had to be checked by a vet after showing 'signs of distress'. It's in a stable condition now. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Its some reputation the bloke who interfered with the horse is going to be saddled with. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Its reputation the bloke who interfered with the horse is going to be saddled with. You must have me on block. Was this the mane story in the Telegraph? Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Its not like a newspaper to stirrup trouble.Some papers write stories on the hoof. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Its not like a newspaper to stirrup trouble.Some papers write stories on the hoof.In a Dundee accent. I've got equestrian about this story. Did eh ride it? Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Don't know about anyone else, but I've neigh idea what horse smells like. ? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Don't know about anyone else, but I've neigh idea what horse smells like. I don't think horse smells like anything.Horse smells are fussy buggers. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 Is Doncaster an island now? You mean you get shetland ponies elsewhere, other than shetland? Sheesh, you live and learn eh? Link to comment
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