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Yi look really, really nice….with your breasts 

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Did he say "rub yer hamstrings"   ??🤣  Is he Dave Wylie? 

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Derek is a ledge 

His voicemails are masterpieces 

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My favourite is the Nike post workout slogan.

 

 

 

Jist dripping.

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I just listened to some parody that one of his pals( I think)  did of that message . Just about pished myself. :hysterical:

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33 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I just listened to some parody that one of his pals( I think)  did of that message . Just about pished myself. :hysterical:

Good wank?

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I reckon DJ stovies posts on here. 

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1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Derek is a ledge 

His voicemails are masterpieces 

Whoever brought them to the attention of the world... crease.

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Derek.

You'd love your hamstrings stroked. 

Chicks would be well spread.

He would love you especially in your homosexual shirts.

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who?

 

this an in joke or a local abdn thing.

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Superb. Didn’t know the no.16 bus went through Torry though. Everyday is a school day. 

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4 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Good wank?

I tell you, I dont normally find things so funny that Im almost choking but that stuff is fucking hilarious.  :hysterical:

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See the original part with the hamstrings etc..,is that guy being genuinely serious ?

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7 hours ago, Zeus said:

I reckon DJ stovies posts on here. 

Cavey 

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Didn't Cavey invent Ibiza or something and mentored Fatboy Slim?

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Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Didn't Cavey invent Ibiza or something and mentored Fatboy Slim?

Was it not him that started the BO Brian shit as well cause he worked with some one who knew a Brian in Norway. 

This place is wild.

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Him contacting Brook Satchwell from Neighbours agent to find out if manboobs fucked her or not was peak Hat. 

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2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Him contacting Brook Satchwell from Neighbours agent to find out if manboobs fucked her or not was peak Hat. 

Aye that was class. He paid an internet brokerage just to find out who the agent was 😂

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Who needs therapists, login here and you soon realise you're not that fucking mental.

I have major BPD moments, then bosh I'll login here and remember, ken something - I'm just another top shelfer living in an asylum full of different type maniacs.

Away to PM thon gymnast quine and send her this way. Within 5 mins she will be hop skip jumping and rolling to a gold medal.

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I think so.. Brian isnt even called Brian but still gets called out for being stinky. 

BUT..,even Brian who's not called Brian calls himself Brian now. Weird

Smelly cunt. 

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13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I just listened to some parody that one of his pals( I think)  did of that message . Just about pished myself. :hysterical:

Aye the one where the boy is laughing as he’s saying it? That’s great like, probably even funnier than the original 

 

 

 

 

about 4.40 in, the parody starts, shame it cuts oot at the hamstring bit 

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3 hours ago, Parklife said:

Him contacting Brook Satchwell from Neighbours agent to find out if manboobs fucked her or not was peak Hat. 

She's surely gonna confess to every pump she's had to a mad internet cunt via her former agent.

Boy was cracked and Moobs is the ultimate shagger. 

The lucky jammy bastard.

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3 hours ago, Roberto said:

Who needs therapists, login here and you soon realise you're not that fucking mental.

I have major BPD moments, then bosh I'll login here and remember, ken something - I'm just another top shelfer living in an asylum full of different type maniacs.

Away to PM thon gymnast quine and send her this way. Within 5 mins she will be hop skip jumping and rolling to a gold medal.

Brother @Roberto

If I may be so bold, are we talking Bipolar Disorder or Borderline Personality Disorder here....? 

What makes you hiss and groan, kiss and moan...

Could life ever be sane again?

I thank you. 

Edited by Grays Babylon 1875

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Can you make fine stovies if all you can get access to is beef stock ?  ( Can obviously get the tatties, onions and beef) 

 

Cant seem to find gravy granules here any longer.  

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Crumble an Oxo cube over the top? Can get them over here.

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