360 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Is he a third of a cat at this stage? No, idiot. He'd be a cat with 6 of his 9 lives remaining if that horrendous banter ever came to fruition. Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Ainsley harriot Ainsley harriot Ainsley harriotMmm.. Ainsley Harriot's triple chocolate biscuits, cannae get enough! Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Whats the difference between Ainslee Harriot and Lenny Henry? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Whats the difference between Ainslee Harriot and Lenny Henry?Lenny Henry is a chef, Ainslee Harriot is a comedian. Idiot. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Whats the difference between Ainslee Harriot and Lenny Henry?Lenny Henry used to do Dawn French, Ainslee Harriet used to French Don..... Link to comment
Langmin Loon Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Ainsley Harriot X3 must have been when i was poop a loop on the way back from tannadice. I do apologise just noticed it just now Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Ainsley Harriot X3 must have been when i was poop a loop on the way back from tannadice. I do apologise just noticed it just nowYou do ken, yer gaun intae the "no richter" list? "Poop a Loop"? Is that a Proud Dons chant? Mind you, it's better than the Broon Battalion's "Cock a Hoop" Link to comment
caledonia Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Ainsley harriot Ainsley harriot Ainsley harriot post count bandit Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Whats the difference between Ainslee Harriot and Lenny Henry?Go on enlighten us ,one of them has cuckoled you? Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Go on enlighten us ,one of them has cuckoled you?Settle you seen the state oh @@RAZOR even they pair oh boaby swallowers would knock him back! Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Some wummin has been found deid in a lift in China. They reckon she had been in there since the power had been switched aff it, 30 days before. Holee Fluck! Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 You have to admire her patience. You have to admire her patience. Of course, but her Che Qu must have been on the affy dry side. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Some wummin has been found deid in a lift in China. They reckon she had been in there since the power had been switched aff it, 30 days before.Holee Fluck!Name has been released, Sting Kee Lifft Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Name has been released, Sting Kee LifftShe'd been on a night out and they couldn't get a hold of her or her friends, Mol Dee Hum and Hong Kin Stink Link to comment
caledonia Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 And her taxi driver friend lou pin Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Had a big hand in many of the best Beatles songs. Rightful place in music history. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 No mention yet of Nancy Reagan who died a few days ago? Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 No mention yet of Nancy Reagan who died a few days ago?She has been dead to me for years. Regards, Bonzo Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 No mention yet of Nancy Reagan who died a few days ago?Did you ever meet her boof? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Did you ever meet her boof? He was her inspiration for the Just Say No campaign. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Did you ever meet her boof? No but I once met Johnny Depp at the roundabout bar in Circus Circus when they were doing a promotional film of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 No but I once met Johnny Depp at the roundabout bar in Circus Circus when they were doing a promotional film of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Nancy Reagan to Johnny Depp just using the word "No". Now that is some professional name dropping. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Nancy Reagan to Johnny Depp just using the word "No". Now that is some professional name dropping. I said the exact same thing to Justin Hawkins backstage at a Darkness gig (won it in a raffle) when he refused to accept a drink because he'd a meeting with Brian May (who I have not or would ever like to meet) the following morning. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 She has been dead to me for years. Regards, BonzoJust because she chose Big Ronald instead of you? Talk about holding a grudge Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Whats the difference between Ainslee Harriot and Lenny Henry? Lenny Henry has hair and, to his eternal discredit, has pumped Dawn French. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Nancy ran the White house in reagans demented final years. There are telling clips of Reagan arriving at the White house being told by Nancy what to say. What are you doing about the prisoners abroad Mr president? Duh Nancy, covering up, we're doing everything we can. We're doing everything we can. Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Keith Emerson is a real Rock and Roll Suicidehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35787187 Link to comment
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