Guest Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 48 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Pele close to the final whistle He's got his drinking problem but I don't know it's that bad yet Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said: Saw the queen on tele tonight, she's not long for this earth. hun meltdoon and a day aff work. Lovely! Her funeral is actually going to be on a Saturday and no public holiday will be declared. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, daytripping said: Her funeral is actually going to be on a Saturday and no public holiday will be declared. I'd just lob her into a skip. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 The prime minister and the queen have agreed that the day of the state funeral will be a “Day of National Mourning.” This has also led to planning issues. The day will effectively be a bank holiday, although it will not be named as such. If the funeral falls on the weekend or an existing bank holiday, an extra bank holiday will not be granted. If the funeral falls on a weekday, the government does not plan to order employers to give employees the day off — the documents say that is a matter between employees and their staff. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 She's got another 10 years in her, enough time for advances in science to keep her alive for ever. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I wonder if the queen has ever frigged herself off (probably with a diamond encrusted sceptre or an ivory shoe horn) Would have thought her Lady In Waiting did that. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Despite the stuffy public persona I reckon her Majesty would be a good laugh over a few pints and a game of darts. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 31 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Despite the stuffy public persona I reckon her Majesty would be a good laugh over a few pints and a game of darts. Have you seen her lately? She'd need a mirror to see the board. She's a shoegazer now. More bent than Poodz. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Dominoes must be her game Bingo maybe? "Eyes down". Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Can imagine her featured in one of Mizo’s photos, feet up on the couch, ZUBR in hand. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Sounds like she’s thinking about doing away with herself I wonder how she’d do it? (hang herself with a sapphire necklace or OD on baby swans, no doubt) Shagged to death by Dayts after messaging him on POF Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said: She's a shoegazer now. Right enough I did see her at a Slowdive gig once. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 On 8/19/2021 at 8:44 PM, manboobs109 said: http://www.victoriacoren.com/ Victoria Coren Mitchell is a writer, broadcaster, presenter of Only Connect on BBC Two and a competitive international poker player. https://mobile.twitter.com/VictoriaCoren Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren writer, broadcaster and poker player https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Coren_Mitchell Victoria Elizabeth Coren Mitchell (née Coren;[3] born 18 August 1972[1]) is an English writer, presenter and professional poker player. Coren Mitchell writes weekly columns for The Telegraph and has hosted the BBC television quiz show Only Connect since 2008. She's not a comedian On 8/19/2021 at 9:14 PM, manboobs109 said: So she's not a comedian. On 8/19/2021 at 9:31 PM, Sooper-hanz said: She is. She's written comedy. £50 on it? On 8/20/2021 at 5:15 AM, maryhilldon said: Coren isn't a comedian. She presents comedic panel shows like HIGNFY occasionally, which is all scripted for her. That doesn't make her a comedian. Moobs is right, suck it up Hanz. On 8/20/2021 at 9:02 AM, Sooper-hanz said: She's written comedy so is by definition is a comedian . She has also made money from her comedic writing. Even Moobz backtracked on this so you can remove your tongue from his rectum. Just listening to Victoria Coren Mitchell on the Taskmaster podcast and she says 'I'm not a comedian'. Make of that what you will. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Couldn't give a flying fuck if she's a comedian or not Only interested if she's on her deathbed Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 11 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: Couldn't give a flying fuck if she's a comedian or not Only interested if she's on her deathbed Or if her nudes have been leaked. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 32 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Just listening to Victoria Coren Mitchell on the Taskmaster podcast and she says 'I'm not a comedian'. Make of that what you will. She has written comedy therefor by definition is a comedian. Someone should tell her. Link to comment
johnstrac Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 If you ever hear her "jokes" at the end of Only Connect you'll soon deduce she's no comedian. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 2 hours ago, johnstrac said: If you ever hear her "jokes" at the end of Only Connect you'll soon deduce she's no comedian. I cant stand her , matey but @manboobs109 shat out of making a bet over this argument. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I cant stand her , matey but @manboobs109 shat out of making a bet over this argument. What are you jabbering about? How can you bet with someone who is clearly wrong but insists they are right? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: What are you jabbering about? How can you bet with someone who is clearly wrong but insists they are right? It's all good big chap. Just messin'. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 On 10/13/2021 at 3:33 AM, Bad_Mobby said: Sounds like she’s thinking about doing away with herself I wonder how she’d do it? (hang herself with a sapphire necklace or OD on baby swans, no doubt) Must be depressing knowing her kids are paedos. Link to comment
NEM Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 22 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Must be depressing knowing her kids are paedos. She married one! Link to comment
Henry Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 22 minutes ago, NEM said: She married one! She married one of her kids?! Link to comment
Henry Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Thon Tory cunt that just got stabbed ? 1-1 for Labour and Tory MP deaths recently, next murder wins. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Moggsy would be a laugh if it was something suitably old fashioned. Murdered by Jack the Ripper maybe Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 14 minutes ago, Henry said: Moggsy would be a laugh if it was something suitably old fashioned. Murdered by Jack the Ripper maybe Diane Abbot by The Numbers Killer Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Pretty sure the first caller is one of the Royals. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 11 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Diane Abbot by The Numbers Killer You'd need more than a knife to kill that fat witch, harpoon gun might do it. Can't believe corbo shagged that. Can't believe people vote for it. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 The fact they've released nothing about the guy other than his age tells you he's a muslim. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Would be best all round if P & O were told to release all their ships to the government for a weekend. Round them all up and send them home, we tried the experiment and enjoyed the late night food but it's not worked out. Time to say enough is enough. Link to comment
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