Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[Arabian Knight]

jimmy yer a pyshstaind nuthin cunt.. a fuckin naebody..ragdolld aw ower the shoap like an auld scud mag in peterheed..ye wir born tae be ridden senseles wee man

[Kilgore Trout]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Went to a recording of Offside, the Tam Cowan show from about 20 years ago. Darius and Joe Jordan were the guests. A few hours I'll never get back.

Met Tam Cowan at a football dinner. I know he’s from Motherwell but just standard weegie aren’t we so funny we don’t even have to try pish.

Boring unfunny wee cunt 

 

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

canna help walking past him on the street chief 

 

 

You ever get a pint with him min?

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

6 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

jimmy yer a pyshstaind nuthin cunt.. a fuckin naebody..ragdolld aw ower the shoap like an auld scud mag in peterheed..ye wir born tae be ridden senseles wee man

^
Check the fuckin state of this cunt

[Arabian Knight]

wit ye even dain oanline onywiy..a wee cameo aye? yer man wis wantin ye pit in cornhill

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Met Tam Cowan at a football dinner. I know he’s from Motherwell but just standard weegie aren’t we so funny we don’t even have to try pish.

Boring unfunny wee cunt 

 

I always remember thinking he seemed like a dour serious cunt inbetween takes. Maybe he was just having a shite day at work.

[Studebaker-90]

Mind his Toby got flashed on telly when he was wearing a kilt? 

[Kilgore Trout]

3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I always remember thinking he seemed like a dour serious cunt inbetween takes. Maybe he was just having a shite day at work.

I think he actually puts on that persona . He was a taxi driver for a few years and probably picked it up.

He was standing at the bar with a group of us for 10 mins and said absolutely fuck all until I started a conversation with him . Might have been the company of course but I think he is probably a wee dour prick in real life. 

[Zeus]

Colourblind was a great song 

The best of 2002 iyam.

RIP

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Colourblind was a great song 

The best of 2002 iyam.

RIP

It was a decent tune min.

Fit loon as well. Nae gan to speculate. ?

[Reed or deed]

Britney Spears caved his heed in iyam

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

45 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Met Tam Cowan at a football dinner. I know he’s from Motherwell but just standard weegie aren’t we so funny we don’t even have to try pish.

Boring unfunny wee cunt 

 

The best post you have put on here, Mr. Trout. ?

Cowan is a nasally, repetitive cunt who gets on purely because of his Hogmanay gallusness, the type who is deemed to be humorous only because his audience are too fucked and/or pissed to care to switch over the channel or use their TV as a football.

[Betty Swallicks]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

Anyone heard from millermong?

I always thought those two cunts were very similar.

Great news imo. McCoist next please. 

[maryhilldon]

No suspicious circumstances apparently, maybe just got another Pfizer jab?

[cheesepipes]

44 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Colourblind was a great song 

The best of 2002 iyam.

RIP

A catchy pop tune.

Better than anything Manic Street Preachers have put out TFS.

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

A catchy pop tune.

Better than anything Manic Street Preachers have put out TFS.

Liked him and his mate Nicey (for our older viewers).?

[don corleone]

Asphixiwank gone wrong apparently. 

[Poodler]

12 minutes ago, don corleone said:

Asphixiwank gone wrong apparently. 

Love Hutch(ence) 

[RAZOR]

3 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Mind his Toby got flashed on telly when he was wearing a kilt? 

Haha, aye. Googled it and seems it was a lipstick full out job. 

3 hours ago, Zeus said:

Colourblind was a great song 

The best of 2002 iyam.

RIP

Can almost taste lambrini just thinking about it.

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

 

Can almost taste lambrini just thinking about it.

The Countach still looks great.

[Ramandu]

4 hours ago, Kilgore Trout said:

I think he actually puts on that persona . He was a taxi driver for a few years and probably picked it up.

He was standing at the bar with a group of us for 10 mins and said absolutely fuck all until I started a conversation with him . Might have been the company of course but I think he is probably a wee dour prick in real life. 

Cowan? Doubt he was a taxi driver, he frequently talks about how he only learned to drive a few years ago.

Could have been a rickshaw I suppose.

[RAZOR]

45 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Cowan? Doubt he was a taxi driver, he frequently talks about how he only learned to drive a few years ago.

Could have been a rickshaw I suppose.

Yep. Mentions it almost as much as the 1991 SCF.

Also pronounces J(ay) as J(ai) which irritates me.

Still though, good show. 

[YorkDon]

5 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It was a decent tune min.

Fit loon as well. Nae gan to speculate. ?

The video was great.A lovely looking lassie getting wet in the rain, see thru dress etc.Lovely stuff.

RIP to the man and his memorable turn on X Factor/Popstars or whatever the fuck it was.

[Kilgore Trout]

19 hours ago, Ramandu said:

Cowan? Doubt he was a taxi driver, he frequently talks about how he only learned to drive a few years ago.

Could have been a rickshaw I suppose.

You are right a misremember on my part.

I think what he said that he got a lot of taxis and got his material off the drivers.

Makes sense now if the cunt couldn’t drive.

[Edwin Starr]

One of my favourite actor's Clint Eastwood is 92 .

The spaghetti westerns  were top drawer they were filmed in Almeria.

What people don't know is they were low budget films .

 

Big loss when he goes.

 

 

[Guest milne_afc]

A life well lived but at 92, his loss shouldn’t really be mourned. People need to stop living so long. It’s tough on the planet.

[Edwin Starr]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

A life well lived but at 92, his loss shouldn’t really be mourned. People need to stop living so long. It’s tough on the planet.

Aye very true.

Hopefully you will make allowances for me

Still loads to do and I like it here.?

[Beachend Bootboy]

I'm 98.  Fuck yez a'.

[CCB III]

11 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I'm 98.  Fuck yez a'.

Aye stone?

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Aye stone?

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