Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[E-P-K]

Diana was like the big sister I never had.

 

 

Now now, She was born 4 years younger than you, so she would never have been the big sister you never had.

[Lencarl]

Someday a poster will ask what celebrity would you most like as a family member. Untill that day arrives they can all GTF.

[Poodler]

What celebrity would you most like as a relative?

[KidCreole]

What celebrity would you most like as a relative?

pol pot would be fun or Stalin, But you would have to wait until some twat mentions that they saw Cheryl Crow on Regent st and then bam you hit them with it

[The Boofon]

pol pot would be fun or Stalin, But you would have to wait until some twat mentions that they saw Cheryl Crow on Regent st and then bam you hit them with it

 

 

I met Cheryl Cole at the Me Hotel in the Strand a couple of years ago at a book signing bash if that helps.

[Poodler]

 

 

I met Cheryl Cole at the Me Hotel in the Strand a couple of years ago at a book signing bash if that helps.

Were you sharing a stage when promoting your biopic 'from Cullen skink to under the kitchen sink'?

[The Boofon]

Were you sharing a stage when promoting your biopic 'from Cullen skink to under the kitchen sink'?

 

 

No I was there with Duncan from Blue.

[tommo1903]

 

Try telling that to Paul Walker.

 

You'd get in a Jam if you did.

 

Wait for it...

[alscotoz]

I say he was a queer cunt who produced absolutely shite music.

 

He was clearly up the backside of gay, nefarious record executives.

 

Also a junkie. I'll take my life over his any day.

 

I'd say he was a short cunt who got his fair share of fanny cos he had something... talent, for example, ...unlike your good self. I'd be fucked if i'd take your life over his. He achieved more in 57 years than you (as a no mark) would achieve in a thousand years.

[tightbreeks]

pol pot would sort shit out, anybody wearing glasses or caught reading a book, your a goner.

 

a bit of good old fashioned genocide might help the world get back in balance, or a big plague.

[tightbreeks]

i see prince didn't believe in time, thought it was a mind construct. oh aye, he got that one wrong.

 

and i'm sure jehovah witnesses don't celebrate birthdays, so that probably had something to do with it.

 

prince, you eejit.

[Chewie37]

'Little Red Beret' is my favourite of his

That's a bridge too far.....

[RAZOR]

 

 

No I was there with Duncan from Blue.

 

I got a call from him in the middle of the night

[KidCreole]

 

 

I met Cheryl Cole at the Me Hotel in the Strand a couple of years ago at a book signing bash if that helps.

where you signing books or was she

[KidCreole]

pol pot would sort shit out, anybody wearing glasses or caught reading a book, your a goner.

 

a bit of good old fashioned genocide might help the world get back in balance, or a big plague.

May I recommend a documentary called the act of killing, Right up your ally

 

https://thevideo.me/nzcm4r27kbpq

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I have never understood why ordinary folk think it's so sad when these Celebrities kick the bucket.

 

Its because they have f-all else in their mundame lives.

 

Look at this article from the BBC, marvel at the intellectual level of the UK public:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36108133

 

(warning: the article carries the alarming news that there is a clear upward trend in the amount of celebrity deaths)

[The Boofon]

where you signing books or was she

Neither. It was one of the other Girls Aloud hairies.

 

Apologies for misleading. It was a book launch not a book signing. I was buckled so got mixed up a bit there.

[The Boofon]

http://www.capitalfm.com/artists/cheryl-cole/news/kimberley-walsh-book-launch/

 

Kimberley Walsh.

[KidCreole]

Neither. It was one of the other Girls Aloud hairies.

 

Apologies for misleading. It was a book launch not a book signing. I was buckled so got mixed up a bit there.

Never mind that my uncles pol pot

Whos less of a tyrant than Girls Aloud so were equal I suppose

[The Boofon]

Duncan fae Blue and Cheryl Cole said the same thing to me and Denise van Outen last month when we were at Kimberley Walsh's book launch.

Here we are. Three years ago. Jesus how time flies.

[The Boofon]

Never mind that my uncles pol pot

Cracking singer.

 

Amazing how X Factor and similar shows are all interlinked here.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/jan/15/paul-potts-heavy-breathe-james-corden-britains-got-talent

[KidCreole]

Cracking singer.

 

Amazing how X Factor and similar shows are all interlinked here.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/jan/15/paul-potts-heavy-breathe-james-corden-britains-got-talent

ooft i just read that nasty image to have on a friday ugh

[The Boofon]

I know we should really do a Joe Rogan style podcast about current events and stuff. Interspersed with Hun bashing and the odd pedo joke of course

Joe wasn't there so I'm not sure how that fits in here.

[Ke1t]

What celebrity would you most like as a relative?

 

Peter Sutcliffe... imagine the stories Uncle Peter could tell you.

 

"So there I was, covered in prostitute blood and bits of prostitute skull and prostitute brains... my peen 'ammer in one hand, a lifeless prostitute corpse in the other, my lorry parked on double yellas... and remember this is when I looked like Oddbod out of Carry on Screaming... "

 

[KidCreole]

Joe wasn't there so I'm not sure how that fits in here.

I am getting confused

[Lencarl]

I am getting confused

Don't worry you are in the right place here.

 

What annoys me more then the tossers that idolise " celebrities " are the loonies that dress up in Union Jack costumes camping outside for two days to wave a flag at Queenie. Now that is sad.

[KidCreole]

 

Peter Sutcliffe... imagine the stories Uncle Peter could tell you.

 

"So there I was, covered in prostitute blood and bits of prostitute skull and prostitute brains... my peen 'ammer in one hand, a lifeless prostitute corpse in the other, my lorry parked on double yellas... and remember this is when I looked like Oddbod out of Carry on Screaming... "

 

Outstanding sir

[Chewie37]

I was painting a nice purple memorial for Prince but I spelled some........puuuuuurple staaain, puuu-uuuuuurple stain

[tightbreeks]

pedro's beard is a beaut. groomed to perfection and with that eraserhead brow, room for all the voices.

 

i see a boy down in colchester has been caught sutcliffing.

[Poodler]

pedro's beard is a beaut. groomed to perfection and with that eraserhead brow, room for all the voices.

 

i see a boy down in colchester has been caught sutcliffing.

Police blamed 'easy exposure to pornography'

 

Nae sure I'm with the dibble on that one