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Despite the stuffy public persona I reckon her Majesty would be a good laugh over a few pints and a game of darts.

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31 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Despite the stuffy public persona I reckon her Majesty would be a good laugh over a few pints and a game of darts.

Have you seen her lately? She'd need a mirror to see the board. She's a shoegazer now. More bent than Poodz.

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3 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

 

Have you seen her lately? She'd need a mirror to see the board. She's a shoegazer now. More bent than Poodz.

Dominoes must be her game 

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Can imagine her featured in one of Mizo’s photos, feet up on the couch, ZUBR in hand.

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3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Sounds like she’s thinking about doing away with herself 
 

I wonder how she’d do it? (hang herself with a sapphire necklace or OD on baby swans, no doubt)  

Shagged to death by Dayts after messaging him on POF 

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12 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Shagged to death by Dayts after messaging him on POF 

UTA

TDB! 

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3 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

 

She's a shoegazer now. 

Right enough I did see her at a Slowdive gig once. 

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2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Right enough I did see her at a Slowdive gig once. 

With Yogi 

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On 8/19/2021 at 8:44 PM, manboobs109 said:

http://www.victoriacoren.com/

Victoria Coren Mitchell is a writer, broadcaster, presenter of Only Connect on BBC Two and a competitive international poker player.

https://mobile.twitter.com/VictoriaCoren

Victoria Coren Mitchell
 
@VictoriaCoren
writer, broadcaster and poker player
 
 
Victoria Elizabeth Coren Mitchell (née Coren;[3] born 18 August 1972[1]) is an English writer, presenter and professional poker player. Coren Mitchell writes weekly columns for The Telegraph and has hosted the BBC television quiz show Only Connect since 2008.
 
She's not a comedian
 
 

 

On 8/19/2021 at 9:14 PM, manboobs109 said:

So she's not a comedian.

 

On 8/19/2021 at 9:31 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

She is. She's written comedy. £50 on it?

 

On 8/20/2021 at 5:15 AM, maryhilldon said:

Coren isn't a comedian.  She presents comedic panel shows like HIGNFY occasionally,  which is all scripted for her.  That doesn't make her a comedian. Moobs is right,  suck it up Hanz. 

 

On 8/20/2021 at 9:02 AM, Sooper-hanz said:

She's written comedy so is by definition is a comedian . She has also made money from her comedic writing.  Even Moobz backtracked on this so you can remove your tongue from his rectum. :cool:

 

Just listening to Victoria Coren Mitchell on the Taskmaster podcast and she says 'I'm not a comedian'. 

 

Make of that what you will. 

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Couldn't give a flying fuck if she's a comedian or not

Only interested if she's on her deathbed 

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11 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Couldn't give a flying fuck if she's a comedian or not

Only interested if she's on her deathbed 

Or if her nudes have been leaked.

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32 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

 

 

 

 

 

Just listening to Victoria Coren Mitchell on the Taskmaster podcast and she says 'I'm not a comedian'. 

 

Make of that what you will. 

She has written comedy therefor by definition is a comedian. Someone should tell her. 

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If you ever hear her "jokes" at the end of Only Connect you'll soon deduce she's no comedian.

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2 hours ago, johnstrac said:

If you ever hear her "jokes" at the end of Only Connect you'll soon deduce she's no comedian.

I cant stand her , matey but @manboobs109 shat out of making a bet over this argument. 

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8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I cant stand her , matey but @manboobs109 shat out of making a bet over this argument. 

What are you jabbering about? How can you bet with someone who is clearly wrong but insists they are right?

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1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

What are you jabbering about? How can you bet with someone who is clearly wrong but insists they are right?

It's all good big chap. Just messin'.

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On 10/13/2021 at 3:33 AM, Bad_Mobby said:

Sounds like she’s thinking about doing away with herself 
 

I wonder how she’d do it? (hang herself with a sapphire necklace or OD on baby swans, no doubt)  

Must be depressing knowing her kids are paedos. 

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22 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Must be depressing knowing her kids are paedos. 

She married one!

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22 minutes ago, NEM said:

She married one!

She married one of her kids?! 

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4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Thon Tory cunt that just got stabbed 

🤣

1-1 for Labour and Tory MP deaths recently, next murder wins. 

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1 minute ago, Henry said:

1-1 for Labour and Tory MP deaths recently, next murder wins. 

Hopefully a big hitter like Bojo, Patel, Moog ,Gove or Frosty 

any of them will do 

or DM Hodgey

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Moggsy would be a laugh if it was something suitably old fashioned. Murdered by Jack the Ripper maybe

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Just now, Henry said:

Moogsy would be a laugh if it was something suitably old fashioned. Murdered by Jack the Ripper maybe

Or Oliver Twist 

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2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Or Oliver Twist 

Ha. Watched that yesterday with the bairn. It's awful.

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14 minutes ago, Henry said:

Moggsy would be a laugh if it was something suitably old fashioned. Murdered by Jack the Ripper maybe

Diane Abbot by The Numbers Killer

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Bojo killed by his long lost twin brother 

The Honey Monster 

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Pretty sure the first caller is one of the Royals. 

 

 

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