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I'd let Paul Daniels wank off whilst I dowped Debz. That's hardly gay

Wonder if he could pull a dove out ma erse while I was deep Penatrating Debbie?

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I'd let Paul Daniels wank off whilst I dowped Debz. That's hardly gay

You mention him first, Debz second, it's clear who would get the most of your attention

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Wonder if he could pull a dove out ma erse while I was deep Penatrating Debbie?

Plenty room for it since all your shite comes out of your mouth

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I'd let Paul Daniels wank off whilst I dowped Debz. That's hardly gay

Hardly? - Not very sure that min.

 

The thought of Paul Daniels wanking away in the corner pulling his wee wrinkler muttering away " that's magic "would be a turn off for most folk.

 

Dont you let anyone tell you it's wrong though.!

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I don't think I like anyone famous named Paul

 

McCartney

Daniels

Weller

Kane

 

I hope they all die.

Pot

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Seen a photie of Clint Eastwood at the Pebble Beach Open last week. Peely Wally? He was whiter than a bakers shite and looks like he is in the cross hairs of the grim reaper, tbh.

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The thought of Paul Daniels wanking away in the corner pulling his wee wrinkler muttering away " that's magic "

And that would just be my technique he was commenting on. I'd be like a young Randy Spears

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Wonder if he could pull a dove out ma erse while I was deep Penatrating Debbie?

 

Ooh the 'Dove of love'

 

 

Pot

That seems to win the hated Paul debate

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Debz is auld haggard skin and bone.

 

I'd still do her though.

 

Now that's magic ;)

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Pot

 

Simpson. Paul Simpson. Used to go to school with him. Even by Paul standards he was/is a cunt.

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Frank Kelly who played Father Jack has vacated Craggy Island.

 

I'll raise a glass of Toilet Duck to one of my heroes.

 

RIP Father Jack

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died on the same date as the boy who played father ted !

i bet dougal and mrs doyle wont be looking forward to this date from now on.

FECK!!!

Edited by pwtredz

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Ainsley harriot

Ainsley harriot

Ainsley harriot

How many lives has he got exactly?

 

Is he a third of a cat at this stage?

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Is he a third of a cat at this stage?

 

No, idiot.

 

He'd be a cat with 6 of his 9 lives remaining if that horrendous banter ever came to fruition.

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Ainsley harriot

Ainsley harriot

Ainsley harriot

Mmm.. Ainsley Harriot's triple chocolate biscuits, cannae get enough!

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Whats the difference between Ainslee Harriot and Lenny Henry?

Edited by RAZOR

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Whats the difference between Ainslee Harriot and Lenny Henry?

Lenny Henry is a chef, Ainslee Harriot is a comedian.

 

Idiot.

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Whats the difference between Ainslee Harriot and Lenny Henry?

Lenny Henry used to do Dawn French, Ainslee Harriet used to French Don.....

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Ainsley Harriot X3 must have been when i was poop a loop on the way back from tannadice. I do apologise just noticed it just now

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Ainsley Harriot X3 must have been when i was poop a loop on the way back from tannadice. I do apologise just noticed it just now

You do ken, yer gaun intae the "no richter" list?

 

"Poop a Loop"? Is that a Proud Dons chant? Mind you, it's better than the Broon Battalion's "Cock a Hoop"

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