dave_min Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Chiefly your own, I bet He's a stand up, not a sit down. No wonder KLM banned you. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Worst Stand Up I've been to was Eddie Izzard... I think it was Circle Tour... in New York. Had seen him 3 or 4 times earlier and he was funny as fuck, but this time he was as funny as flesh eating bacteria on your prostate. Seemed to spend an inordinate amount of time talking about trannies. I understand it's an important subject to him, but it came across as a fucking lecture... after the gig he stood around outside until every single person waiting had got an autograph or a photo with him. Absolute fucking gent, is Eddie Izzard, even though he was wearing a purple dress, knee high boots, and a pair of fake titties. Didn't look like a gent... was a gent. Side note... 10 minutes after we left the place we met and spoke to Barry Humphries, otherwise known as Dame Edna Everage... what an absolute fucking serpent of a human being he is. The wife had no fucking idea who he was, and I think that hurt his fucking ego. Would happily boot him in the bollocks without any advance warning if I ever met him again. Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I really hate Eddie Izzard. Link to comment
fatjim Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Chiefly your own, I bet I refer you to Dave_min He's a stand up, not a sit down. No wonder KLM banned you. Exactly. Why would I be sat through my own stand up routine? What a fucking muppet. Link to comment
fatjim Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I was told in advance, was going to head along on the Thursday but it was cancelled, but I couldn't manage the Saturday which I'm disappointed by. The last gig I went to involving FJ was rather amusing. Even got in on the act that night abusing some weegie boy who looked like Jim White's love child (he really did as well, I couldn't concentrate when listening to him). He is a rangers fan that comedian. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Why would I be sat through my own stand up routine? Because you are fat and hence lazy? Link to comment
tiktak Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 .if there's an American fella doing UFO shit just go to the bar...Aww, just reminded me of a guy I saw at the Comedy Club in Los Angeles a good few years back. An American Indian bloke had a fucking meltdown onstage, started abusing the audience and had to be removed by the bouncers. Didn't even start his act so folk were thinking his rant was leading up to something. Turned out he was just a mentalist. More to the point, later on this burd walks in with a couple of minders, jeezus, the fucking hottest thing on two legs I've ever seen. Couldn't take my eyes off her. I had her down as a model or a (very) high end hooker. One of the other comics went off with her at the end of his turn so I'm sticking with hooker. But hot as fuck. Link to comment
tiktak Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Worst Stand Up I've been to was Eddie Izzard... I think it was Circle Tour... in New York. Had seen him 3 or 4 times earlier and he was funny as fuck, but this time he was as funny as flesh eating bacteria on your prostate. Seemed to spend an inordinate amount of time talking about trannies. I understand it's an important subject to him, but it came across as a fucking lecture... after the gig he stood around outside until every single person waiting had got an autograph or a photo with him. Absolute fucking gent, is Eddie Izzard, even though he was wearing a purple dress, knee high boots, and a pair of fake titties. Didn't look like a gent... was a gent. Side note... 10 minutes after we left the place we met and spoke to Barry Humphries, otherwise known as Dame Edna Everage... what an absolute fucking serpent of a human being he is. The wife had no fucking idea who he was, and I think that hurt his fucking ego. Would happily boot him in the bollocks without any advance warning if I ever met him again. I'll agree with that. Definite Article tour was really good but then he went downhill. Circle not so good but still better than Sexie which was quite dire. Link to comment
fatjim Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Because you are fat and hence lazy? So you just eat grass and shit outside because you are a sheep. My name isn't even Jim. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 So you just eat grass and shit outside because you are a sheep. My name isn't even Jim.Joe? (Great film) 10/10. Linkage to full film. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BEvEzO0KXhA Link to comment
fatjim Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Joe? (Great film) 10/10. Linkage to full film. That is a great film. Not funny though. quite sad. Link to comment
Tommy Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 I opened the show at Breakneck comedy on Saturday. First time I have gigged there. Such a good room. If you like stand up comedy then get along there. Was there a decent crowd?Hope it works out for Naz, looks a decent venue. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 That is a great film. Not funny though. quite sad.Aye was more a reference to my name isnt Jim rather than the comedic value of said film. What is your name Jim if it isnt Jim and you dont mind me asking. ? Link to comment
fatjim Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Was there a decent crowd?Hope it works out for Naz, looks a decent venue.There was about 150. Cracking room. He's doing everything right. Link to comment
fatjim Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Aye was more a reference to my name isnt Jim rather than the comedic value of said film. What is your name Jim if it isnt Jim and you dont mind me asking. ?I got the reference. My name is fatjim. Its Hungarian with a silent T. Link to comment
Slimfella Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 There are 2 gigs on this weekend at Underdog, Trickery on Friday and a Sue Ryder charity stand up show on the Sunday. They both look good. The legendary Phil Kay at breakneck on Sunday too. Link to comment
KidCreole Posted February 3, 2018 Author Share Posted February 3, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkS6dKONt3I Link to comment
KidCreole Posted February 3, 2018 Author Share Posted February 3, 2018 ^^ Big influence on Hicks I suspect Link to comment
minijc Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Tom Segura Really enjoyed his new special on netflix. Link to comment
redstrummer Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Really enjoyed his new special on netflix. yeah watching it again now , there are a few on there Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkS6dKONt3I some of the stories about kinnison are insane Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Watch this all the way to the end Link to comment
E-P-K Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I got the reference. My name is fatjim. Its Hungarian with a silent T. Remember the Hungarian language, a J is pronounced as we would say Y is 'yes' "fayim" 1 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 John robins at the start of the week. was thoroughly enjoyable Link to comment
fatjim Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 @@fatjim Whos your favourite comedian James? And who do you find funniest on here? Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright Kelt is the funniest of course. Link to comment
fatjim Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 You're an ACTUAL comedian? You are actually really slow. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 You are actually really slow.He's slow!? He posted that a fortnight ago and you've only just replied. Link to comment
fatjim Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 He's slow!? He posted that a fortnight ago and you've only just replied. I meant slow in the brain but I haven't been online for a bit. Mainly because my Dad died. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I meant slow in the brain but I haven't been online for a bit. Mainly because my Dad died.I knew what you meant, and you were right.P.s Sorry to hear about the auld man. Link to comment
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