Joe Lewis

[ferlaytio]

Lewis has been garbage but Woods is absolutely pish. 

[RUL]

2 hours ago, ferlaytio said:

Lewis has been garbage but Woods is absolutely pish. 

The experts on here were calling for Lewis to be axed for Woods. 

[aberdeen1970]

4 hours ago, RUL said:

The experts on here were calling for Lewis to be axed for Woods. 

Apparently we can't afford to have two goalies capable of playing in the Scottish Premier league 

[muttonhumper]

 

Can any of our resident nurses confirm this?

 

Lewis was in ARI with a object up his rectum last night*

*Fri night

 

Any guesses to what said object may have been?

His captain's armband?

His bottle?

His soul?

 

 

[frankie_mac's_4]

?

sums up the weekend 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 hour ago, muttonhumper said:

 

Any guesses to what said object may have been?

Robin Galloway’s hairbrush 

[muttonhumper]

Ouch!

[Hoofball]

2 hours ago, muttonhumper said:

Any guesses to what said object may have been?

Scott Brown’s boot or his own goalie gloves, the item was forcefully inserted by Brown in sheer rage at his inabilities to save a shot

[aberdeen1970]

Well it can't be Cormack's head because that's stuck up his own arse. 

[Millertime]

1 minute ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Well it can't be Cormack's head because that's stuck up his own arse. 

Oh, you!

[RUL]

6 hours ago, muttonhumper said:

 

Can any of our resident nurses confirm this?

 

Lewis was in ARI with a object up his rectum last night*

*Fri night

 

Any guesses to what said object may have been?

His captain's armband?

His bottle?

His soul?

 

 

Best rumour in a long time. 

[RedBarron]

6 hours ago, muttonhumper said:

 

Can any of our resident nurses confirm this?

 

Lewis was in ARI with a object up his rectum last night*

*Fri night

 

Any guesses to what said object may have been?

His captain's armband?

His bottle?

His soul?

 

 

I have heard that he had put 6 of his kids my little pony plastic toys up his rectum and they all got badly stuck.

Doctors are saying his condition is serious but stable

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, RUL said:

Best rumour in a long time. 

Possibly since the one where Dave Bus shat in the middle of the dressing room and was never to be seen again?

Decent prank tbf

[VandeVen7]

Sad to end the fun but he has been ill along with his family.

[dazzy_deff]

On 10/17/2021 at 4:54 PM, RAZOR said:

Possibly since the one where Dave Bus shat in the middle of the dressing room and was never to be seen again?

Decent prank tbf

Is it as good a prank as Shay Logan chopping somebody's newspaper every day? Comedy gold.

[RED_JOHN]

On 10/17/2021 at 5:13 PM, VandeVen7 said:

Sad to end the fun but he has been ill along with his family.

Mental or physical?

[Poodler]

13 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

Is it as good a prank as Shay Logan chopping somebody's newspaper every day? Comedy gold.

Think he’s stopped his pranks now and just spends his evenings looking at his sons big Willy 

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Think he’s stopped his pranks now and just spends his evenings looking at his sons big Willy 

Sad day for Instagram. 

[Guest findlay_1903]

Lewis to start on Saturday please. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Good to have about the pitch

[thurso]

Lewis has to start woods has had 4 shots to save and leg in 4 goals 

[Medw1311]

38 minutes ago, thurso said:

Lewis has to start woods has had 4 shots to save and leg in 4 goals 

He does.

[Ten Caat]

40 minutes ago, thurso said:

Lewis has to start woods has had 4 shots to save and leg in 4 goals 

Let's just totally ignore the fantastic save he had in the opening minute against Dundee then shall we?

Lewis was always getting brought back sooner rather than later. I hope to fuck he's bucked his ideas up in the brief period he's been benched for.

I still want a new 'keeper in January as a priority

[muttonhumper]

Given his apparent fragile mental state, it could be a disaster.

If his confidence was shot before being dropped, fuck knows the state it will be in now.

I suppose we'll soon find oot.

Stephen's call!

[Ke1t]

Going to need Lewis to not get injured.

[muttonhumper]

Did well today, and took a fair bit of physical abuse.

Credit due.

Hoping that dropping ( in complete contrast to my suggestion just above) has actually re-focused him and improved his concentration and durability.

He looked strong in character today.

[REDRODDIE]

Brave today from Joe pleased for him. Enjoy that clean sheet. 

[King Street Loon]

Did well today in coming back into the team. Took some punishment from Hibs but came through it and dealt with everything comfortably that came his way. Nice to get a rare clean sheet as well.

Hopefully being dropped was the boot in the balls he needed to recapture his form. Going to need a strong performance from him on Wednesday. 

[Andy_123]

Aye he was in the wars a bit today. Glass said he reckoned he broke his nose. Nae luck.

No mistakes today, so hopefully a start to rebuilding his confidence a bit.

[Big Hat Logan]

Great to see Lewis come back in and get a clean sheet, took a few sore ones as well. 
 

Delighted tbh, we need all our players having belief and some confidence. Really hope he keeps it up.