Cormack Thread

[Ten Caat]

13 minutes ago, Dad said:

You dont have to swallow Consi son - its your own sperm for the love of fuck; just aim it elsewhere and mop up with Bounty

You get weirder by the week.

Using a chocolate/coconut bar ("they came in search of paradise....and found it in Bounty") to wipe up your spooge is just different level

[DelMonte]

New ticket scheme is a good idea.

[Guest milne_afc]

Why wouldn’t you just swallow your own? Get it back in circulation and saves cleaning up.

[Millertime]

4 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I don't think he named it, but any other man in that scenario would insist, it wasn't named after themselves. 
 

It's a bit cringe

No they wouldn't

Murray Park

There's another one right away

[Redmist1903]

2 hours ago, StandFree1982 said:

Would it be classified as "gay" to suck your own cock? ?‍♂️

Surely nae. Would it be classified as "gay" to wank your self off?

[DelMonte]

3 hours ago, Roberto said:

 

 

 

 

 

You have bi polar.

What? We were charged £36 then a new scheme came out. 
 

I still don’t like him but it’s a good idea from the club. I don’t just blindly never admit I’m wrong unlike a few others on here

[fine-n-dandy]

4 hours ago, Millertime said:

No they wouldn't

Murray Park

There's another one right away

Also Murrayfield 

 

They both offered to name stands after him but he got offended & thought they were taking the piss so he threatened court action, so both Huns & SRU caved from fear & named whole stadium & training ground after him to calm him down

[StandFree1982]

On 9/24/2021 at 2:32 PM, thurso said:

Had this conversation with a homophobe at work I said just as gay as putting it in your own hand

What did he say when you put your cock in his hand?

[thurso]

19 minutes ago, StandFree1982 said:

What did he say when you put your cock in his hand?

Not sure but I got bit of a bolloking from human recourse 

[Ernie McCracken]

So we can all take solace in the fact that Cormack is not confused. 

[fine-n-dandy]

How’s your ‘perfect candidate for the job’ now Dave? you know, the one with ‘vast experience & great knowledge of Scottish football’ ?

The one that said we would be very excited & surprised by the quality of Gurr & the one that said Scottish fans don’t realise just how good JET is?

 

One who took our defence & made a complete cunt of it like a complete amateur to the game. 
 

All those still trying desperately to clutch the ‘he just needs time’ straw, just have a look at the absolute clusterfuck he has made of that first window & with clearly a very decent budget to play with.

Blind leading blind right through club management 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

It’s all part of the entertainment prawcess.

 

He said there would be goals, it would be exciting. There have been goals, it has been exciting - just not for us.

 

I mean, who wouldn’t be entertained by finding out who the the next ex-Don to score the winner will be each week?

 

Trust the prawcess.

[Guest]

Message to Mr David Cormack, should you visit this site, and this thread in particular.

The "process" you followed to appoint Glass has been flawed since day one and, dare I say it, has been doomed to failure, also from day one.

If you wish to restore any credibility you still have with the support you will have to front up, admit that you have made a mistake and make arrangements to set the club back on a more acceptable course before something disasterous happens i.e. relegation for the first time in our history.

Mr Glass will have the worst win ratio in Dons management history shortly. Are you too thick skinned and arrogant to ignore what the rest of us are witnessing on a game after game basis?

Sort it out DC!!

[shooftahmooftah]

31 minutes ago, Woody21 said:

Message to Mr David Cormack, should you visit this site, and this thread in particular.

The "process" you followed to appoint Glass has been flawed since day one and, dare I say it, has been doomed to failure, also from day one.

If you wish to restore any credibility you still have with the support you will have to front up, admit that you have made a mistake and make arrangements to set the club back on a more acceptable course before something disasterous happens i.e. relegation for the first time in our history.

Mr Glass will have the worst win ratio in Dons management history shortly. Are you too thick skinned and arrogant to ignore what the rest of us are witnessing on a game after game basis?

Sort it out DC!!

Yaaaaaasssssss.   Give it to him. Woody Woody.   He will probably wait till the shit hits the fan after the next 5 games before he shows his eye blinding teeth. 

[Millertime]

1 hour ago, Woody21 said:

Message to Mr David Cormack, should you visit this site, and this thread in particular.

The "process" you followed to appoint Glass has been flawed since day one and, dare I say it, has been doomed to failure, also from day one.

If you wish to restore any credibility you still have with the support you will have to front up, admit that you have made a mistake and make arrangements to set the club back on a more acceptable course before something disasterous happens i.e. relegation for the first time in our history.

Mr Glass will have the worst win ratio in Dons management history shortly. Are you too thick skinned and arrogant to ignore what the rest of us are witnessing on a game after game basis?

Sort it out DC!!

Is he not doing a q and a soon?

I would love to know what his chat with Glass has been recently 

[NEM]

49 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Is he not doing a q and a soon?

I would love to know what his chat with Glass has been recently 

He said last week he was but can’t see that happening until we win a game or two 

[aberdeen1970]

4 minutes ago, NEM said:

He said last week he was but can’t see that happening until we win a game or two 

Pencil it in for February then. 

[Millertime]

15 minutes ago, NEM said:

He said last week he was but can’t see that happening until we win a game or two 

Which in itself is pathetic

They should be pencilled in with firm dates irrespective of how the team is doing

In fact they are all the more important when we are pants

[aberdeen1970]

Aye.  Can't just have 'transparency' when you are winning or after season ticket money. 

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Aye.  Can't just have 'transparency' when you are winning or after season ticket money. 

^ 100% agree. We are unlikely to have the next Q and A for quite a while yet.

[fine-n-dandy]

Don’t see why he cannot do it regardless of how team is performing anyway as it will just be the same shite that gets repeated anyway.

’We are trying to do things a little differently, this will take time & there will be the odd bump in the rd along the way’

Those bumps being wins it seems.

 

Not so much a roller coaster ride we’re on. More like being pulled down a shitty cobbled street (with speed humps as well) in a cart behind a couple of horses. Yes, we are constantly staring at/being lead by a couple of horses asses.

 

we were lucky we got Utd early in season before teams sussed out how shite our defence is. They would beat us if we played them now. 

[slippers]

4 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Don’t see why he cannot do it regardless of how team is performing anyway as it will just be the same shite that gets repeated anyway.

’We are trying to do things a little differently, this will take time & there will be the odd bump in the rd along the way’

Those bumps being wins it seems.

 

Not so much a roller coaster ride we’re on. More like being pulled down a shitty cobbled street (with speed humps as well) in a cart behind a couple of horses. Yes, we are constantly staring at/being lead by a couple of horses asses.

 

we were lucky we got Utd early in season before teams sussed out how shite our defence is. They would beat us if we played them now. 

Far too easy to play against. Sit in and profit from our mistakes! Be interesting to see how we cope against a team that won't sit in at weekend. 

[fine-n-dandy]

1 minute ago, slippers said:

Far too easy to play against. Sit in and profit from our mistakes! Be interesting to see how we cope against a team that won't sit in at weekend. 

Yeah, especially as ‘our possession stats’ was pretty much all we had to brag about up until yesterday ?

[WesthillWanderersFC]

49 minutes ago, slippers said:

Far too easy to play against. Sit in and profit from our mistakes! Be interesting to see how we cope against a team that won't sit in at weekend. 

Torn a new arsehole would be my guess. 

 

[mutant]

I’m hoping Cormacks well known ego might make him act sooner rather than later with glass, the problem is the whole back room staff is Cormacks really.

it’s a massive decision for him

[RED_JOHN]

The real problem is we have a young manager with extremely little top level experience with probably the oldest squad in the top league. It’s never a good mix. Older players like managers that possess a strong leadership. Looking at the likes of Glass and thon director of football will have them thinking Garth and Wayne are running the show here…what a pair of halfwits! 
 

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, RED_JOHN said:

extremely little top level experience

None whatsoever.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

22 minutes ago, mutant said:

I’m hoping Cormacks well known ego might make him act sooner rather than later with glass, the problem is the whole back room staff is Cormacks really.

it’s a massive decision for him

That ego might make him stick with SG as he was his very public choice. 
He won’t want to be seen as being wrong so quickly. 

[mutant]

You are probably right.

 

[Stoneybloke]

Good article in the Times today with McInnes saying it's important to work with good people. It's a blatant dig at Cormack who has to step up and take responsibility for the mess we are in now.