Lets all laugh at Hearts

[shut up meg]

Look at the bright side though WHS, that'll be the third time that you'll have seen them win the lower league title, the same amount of times I've seen the Dons win the top league.

[aberdeen1970]

Do they get to keep the trophy now they've won it three times? 

[shut up meg]

32 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Do they get to keep the trophy now they've won it three times? 

No but they can put 3 tinfoil stars on their jersey now

[Dundeedon]

1 hour ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Do they get to keep the trophy now they've won it three times? 

More than that is it not? They were up and down quite a lot in the early 80's. Think it's 5 or 6 times they've won it. Yo-yo club.

[aberdeen1970]

Wrong thread 

[Tommy]

At the present time, we as fans cannot laugh at any cunt.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

3 hours ago, shut up meg said:

Look at the bright side though WHS, that'll be the third time that you'll have seen them win the lower league title, the same amount of times I've seen the Dons win the top league.

Gonna give you a pass today. Thoughts and prayers. 

[Henry]

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steven-naismith-retires-former-rangers-24334240.amp
 

 

[Durrant Dived]

18 minutes ago, Henry said:

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steven-naismith-retires-former-rangers-24334240.amp
 

 

Stupid hun cunts gave him a long deal,so no option but to keep him as a coach.

[anderson72]

Steven Naismith was a decent striker, did well for club and Country.

 

Glad to see him not playing for Hearts next season.

Called time on his career cause of his body not able to recover.

 

In charge of Hearts kids, good interview on BBC Radio Scotland about his new position.

Saying that helping younger players in their development is not as easy as it sounds.

 

[maryhilldon]

I never had a problem with him.  Gave everything for Scotland. 

[aberdeen1970]

In the negative column, the tackle on Milsom 

In the positive column, the press conference with Whittaker after Rangers died. Comedy gold 

[The Gee Man]

On 6/16/2021 at 5:44 PM, Durrant Dived said:

Stupid hun cunts gave him a long deal,so no option but to keep him as a coach.

Surely if he retires the contract would be null and void if Hearts wanted too 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

33 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

In the negative column, the tackle on Milsom 

In the positive column, the press conference with Whittaker after Rangers died. Comedy gold 

This.  Cunt.

[shut up meg]

54 minutes ago, The Gee Man said:

Surely if he retires the contract would be null and void if Hearts wanted too 

He might have pitched it as if you make me a coach,  I'll retire, if no, I'll play on.

[The Gee Man]

1 hour ago, shut up meg said:

He might have pitched it as if you make me a coach,  I'll retire, if no, I'll play on.

I’d have made him play on and when totally broken claimed on the insurance 

[Durrant Dived]

On 6/18/2021 at 10:23 AM, shut up meg said:

He might have pitched it as if you make me a coach,  I'll retire, if no, I'll play on.

100% this. He is hardly agreeing to walkaway 2 years into a 4 year contract for fuck all.

[Proud Dandy]

Played a blinder getting that 4 year deal at a point when everyone knew his legs were already gone. 

[Durrant Dived]

9 hours ago, Proud Dandy said:

Played a blinder getting that 4 year deal at a point when everyone knew his legs were already gone. 

Hearts chuck out long contracts for fun. Usually to old or foreign muck.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

I say Robbie will be away by Christmas and Naismith will be the new manager.

Naismith isn't hanging around for a 40k a YEAR job when he was on a minimum of 40k a WEEK for 10 years before he got to Hearts. He has that annoying, angry, competitive, never satisfied edge to him with a top career behind him to probably be successful. 

Robbie has been given this season by Budge but fans anger is only on pause and will reignite quickly if fans back in the stadium and we lose our opener to Celtic and struggle thereafter. Of our first 5 fixtures, 4 are Celtic, Aberdeen, Dundee Utd and Hibs. 3 of these at home. These will tell us right away the season to expect. The other of the 5 is away to St Mirren, the last fixture that saw us relegated and a benchmark of how we compare now. Calls for Robbie's head could be fever pitch after these 5 games. 

I'm concerned at a lack of names or rumour about our recruitment progress. From very close sources. This is Savage's moment of truth. He needs to deliver. Findlay and Campbell were targeted, which is fair, and we got neither. 

Signing Ginnelly is decent. But it's hard to say how we'll do until the recruitment picture is complete. We need 5 or 6 quality additions. This will determine if we're challenging Aberdeen and Hibs or, just trying to get top 6 as Budge has asked. 

[NEM]

14 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Ginnelly LOL.

Decent ice cream back in the day.

 

Hearts LOL

[The Gee Man]

35 minutes ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

I say Robbie will be away by Christmas and Naismith will be the new manager.

Naismith isn't hanging around for a 40k a YEAR job when he was on a minimum of 40k a WEEK for 10 years before he got to Hearts. He has that annoying, angry, competitive, never satisfied edge to him with a top career behind him to probably be successful. 

Robbie has been given this season by Budge but fans anger is only on pause and will reignite quickly if fans back in the stadium and we lose our opener to Celtic and struggle thereafter. Of our first 5 fixtures, 4 are Celtic, Aberdeen, Dundee Utd and Hibs. 3 of these at home. These will tell us right away the season to expect. The other of the 5 is away to St Mirren, the last fixture that saw us relegated and a benchmark of how we compare now. Calls for Robbie's head could be fever pitch after these 5 games. 

I'm concerned at a lack of names or rumour about our recruitment progress. From very close sources. This is Savage's moment of truth. He needs to deliver. Findlay and Campbell were targeted, which is fair, and we got neither. 

Signing Ginnelly is decent. But it's hard to say how we'll do until the recruitment picture is complete. We need 5 or 6 quality additions. This will determine if we're challenging Aberdeen and Hibs or, just trying to get top 6 as Budge has asked. 

Again wrong forum for your thoughts! Unless you are taking the piss and laughing at hearts as we want

[Durrant Dived]

5 hours ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

I say Robbie will be away by Christmas and Naismith will be the new manager.

Naismith isn't hanging around for a 40k a YEAR job when he was on a minimum of 40k a WEEK for 10 years before he got to Hearts. He has that annoying, angry, competitive, never satisfied edge to him with a top career behind him to probably be successful. 

Robbie has been given this season by Budge but fans anger is only on pause and will reignite quickly if fans back in the stadium and we lose our opener to Celtic and struggle thereafter. Of our first 5 fixtures, 4 are Celtic, Aberdeen, Dundee Utd and Hibs. 3 of these at home. These will tell us right away the season to expect. The other of the 5 is away to St Mirren, the last fixture that saw us relegated and a benchmark of how we compare now. Calls for Robbie's head could be fever pitch after these 5 games. 

I'm concerned at a lack of names or rumour about our recruitment progress. From very close sources. This is Savage's moment of truth. He needs to deliver. Findlay and Campbell were targeted, which is fair, and we got neither. 

Signing Ginnelly is decent. But it's hard to say how we'll do until the recruitment picture is complete. We need 5 or 6 quality additions. This will determine if we're challenging Aberdeen and Hibs or, just trying to get top 6 as Budge has asked. 

We really couldn't give a fuck.

[Dr_Manhattan]

5 hours ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

I say Robbie will be away by Christmas and Naismith will be the new manager.

Naismith isn't hanging around for a 40k a YEAR job when he was on a minimum of 40k a WEEK for 10 years before he got to Hearts. He has that annoying, angry, competitive, never satisfied edge to him with a top career behind him to probably be successful. 

Robbie has been given this season by Budge but fans anger is only on pause and will reignite quickly if fans back in the stadium and we lose our opener to Celtic and struggle thereafter. Of our first 5 fixtures, 4 are Celtic, Aberdeen, Dundee Utd and Hibs. 3 of these at home. These will tell us right away the season to expect. The other of the 5 is away to St Mirren, the last fixture that saw us relegated and a benchmark of how we compare now. Calls for Robbie's head could be fever pitch after these 5 games. 

I'm concerned at a lack of names or rumour about our recruitment progress. From very close sources. This is Savage's moment of truth. He needs to deliver. Findlay and Campbell were targeted, which is fair, and we got neither. 

Signing Ginnelly is decent. But it's hard to say how we'll do until the recruitment picture is complete. We need 5 or 6 quality additions. This will determine if we're challenging Aberdeen and Hibs or, just trying to get top 6 as Budge has asked. 

Imagine taking the time to type all that pish out for a bunch of people who

a) couldn't give a fuck

b) think you're a wank

[WesthillWanderersFC]

5 minutes ago, Dr_Manhattan said:

Imagine taking the time to type all that pish out for a bunch of people who

a) couldn't give a fuck

b) think you're a wank

You missed out

c) Both 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

5 hours ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

I say Robbie will be away by Christmas and Naismith will be the new manager.

Naismith isn't hanging around for a 40k a YEAR job when he was on a minimum of 40k a WEEK for 10 years before he got to Hearts. He has that annoying, angry, competitive, never satisfied edge to him with a top career behind him to probably be successful. 

Robbie has been given this season by Budge but fans anger is only on pause and will reignite quickly if fans back in the stadium and we lose our opener to Celtic and struggle thereafter. Of our first 5 fixtures, 4 are Celtic, Aberdeen, Dundee Utd and Hibs. 3 of these at home. These will tell us right away the season to expect. The other of the 5 is away to St Mirren, the last fixture that saw us relegated and a benchmark of how we compare now. Calls for Robbie's head could be fever pitch after these 5 games. 

I'm concerned at a lack of names or rumour about our recruitment progress. From very close sources. This is Savage's moment of truth. He needs to deliver. Findlay and Campbell were targeted, which is fair, and we got neither. 

Signing Ginnelly is decent. But it's hard to say how we'll do until the recruitment picture is complete. We need 5 or 6 quality additions. This will determine if we're challenging Aberdeen and Hibs or, just trying to get top 6 as Budge has asked. 

No-one cares you hun prick.

Fuck. Off 

[Dr_Manhattan]

1 minute ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

You missed out

c) Both 

It wasn't intended as multiple choice, but a list.

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

I say Robbie will be away by Christmas and Naismith will be the new manager.

Naismith isn't hanging around for a 40k a YEAR job when he was on a minimum of 40k a WEEK for 10 years before he got to Hearts. He has that annoying, angry, competitive, never satisfied edge to him with a top career behind him to probably be successful. 

Robbie has been given this season by Budge but fans anger is only on pause and will reignite quickly if fans back in the stadium and we lose our opener to Celtic and struggle thereafter. Of our first 5 fixtures, 4 are Celtic, Aberdeen, Dundee Utd and Hibs. 3 of these at home. These will tell us right away the season to expect. The other of the 5 is away to St Mirren, the last fixture that saw us relegated and a benchmark of how we compare now. Calls for Robbie's head could be fever pitch after these 5 games. 

I'm concerned at a lack of names or rumour about our recruitment progress. From very close sources. This is Savage's moment of truth. He needs to deliver. Findlay and Campbell were targeted, which is fair, and we got neither. 

Signing Ginnelly is decent. But it's hard to say how we'll do until the recruitment picture is complete. We need 5 or 6 quality additions. This will determine if we're challenging Aberdeen and Hibs or, just trying to get top 6 as Budge has asked. 

Not reading that.  Honestly,  why would anyone on here give a fuck. 

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

7 hours ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

I say Robbie will be away by Christmas and Naismith will be the new manager.

Naismith isn't hanging around for a 40k a YEAR job when he was on a minimum of 40k a WEEK for 10 years before he got to Hearts. He has that annoying, angry, competitive, never satisfied edge to him with a top career behind him to probably be successful. 

Robbie has been given this season by Budge but fans anger is only on pause and will reignite quickly if fans back in the stadium and we lose our opener to Celtic and struggle thereafter. Of our first 5 fixtures, 4 are Celtic, Aberdeen, Dundee Utd and Hibs. 3 of these at home. These will tell us right away the season to expect. The other of the 5 is away to St Mirren, the last fixture that saw us relegated and a benchmark of how we compare now. Calls for Robbie's head could be fever pitch after these 5 games. 

I'm concerned at a lack of names or rumour about our recruitment progress. From very close sources. This is Savage's moment of truth. He needs to deliver. Findlay and Campbell were targeted, which is fair, and we got neither. 

Signing Ginnelly is decent. But it's hard to say how we'll do until the recruitment picture is complete. We need 5 or 6 quality additions. This will determine if we're challenging Aberdeen and Hibs or, just trying to get top 6 as Budge has asked. 

If you want to capture the hearts and imagination of AFC Chat posters that quite simply won't do.

You need to go to AFC chats most popular thread, the one where everyone talks about Sevco, and write about them for paragraphs and paragraphs. That will go down a treat.

[afc1903mad]

1 hour ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

No-one cares you hun prick.

Fuck. Off 

Settle Westhill min.

Hearts are indeed added value in comedy terms