The Parklife thread of Dons WAGs

[Poodler]

How did you notice that you poofter

[Betty Swallicks]

31 minutes ago, Poodler said:

How did you notice that you poofter

Poods after 5 weeks in Oz...

[manboobs109]

15 hours ago, CCB III said:

Do you fuck. 
 

You're like a sentient curly wurly min. 

I hate saying this, I really do, but I've got to stick up for the boy here. Over the years, somehow, he's done some power of shagging, tidy ones as well.

He's a hairy, gormless, cunt and I can't explain it.

[manboobs109]

33 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

What were the lads’ names? 

Bobby was one of them. Big ginger cunt.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

What's a sentient curly wurly?

A curly wurly is black.

It's a compliment if anything.

[Parklife]

Sam Cosgrove's mrs is some specimen 

[1903Fitba]

Looks like a dog chasing a balloon when he’s playing football. 
 

Not surprised with a Mrs like that

[Ke1t]

On 6/23/2022 at 9:26 AM, milne_afc said:

 

Okay, I finally figured out who she looks like. 

She's a dead ringer for Tony James oot Sigue Sigue Sputnik. 

[jamiesd]

On 6/25/2022 at 4:06 PM, Parklife said:

Sam Cosgrove's mrs is some specimen 

She’s probably scored more than that cunt as well. Fair rack, fair play to her.

[Guest findlay_1903]

On 6/25/2022 at 4:06 PM, Parklife said:

Sam Cosgrove's mrs is some specimen 

 

12 minutes ago, jamiesd said:

She’s probably scored more than that cunt as well. Fair rack, fair play to her.

Seen better at lossie this weekend. 

[Parklife]

29 minutes ago, findlay_1903 said:

 

Seen better at lossie this weekend. 

Pics? 

[Guest findlay_1903]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Pics? 

I’m. 
not.

a.

PERVERT.

[Dunty]

Tasha from love island follows Ross McCrorie on Instagram, which makes me wonder if he's been in about.

[CCB III]

Just now, Dunty said:

Tasha from love island follows Ross McCrorie on Instagram, which makes me wonder if he's been in about.

Get to fuck from this website. 
 

This can not be tolerated 

[maryhilldon]

32 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Get to fuck from this website. 
 

This can not be tolerated 

You watch it though, you even knew the narrator was from Edinburgh.

[Poodler]

3 hours ago, findlay_1903 said:

I’m. 
not.

a.

PERVERT.

?

[CCB III]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

You watch it though, you even knew the narrator was from Edinburgh.

I have watched one episode in a setting where it wasn't my house. 
 

I know that because he was on Sunday kitchen/gogglebox, min! 
 

Don't worry about me. 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I have watched one episode in a setting where it wasn't my house. 
 

Hmm, I'm not convinced.

[CCB III]

3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Hmm, I'm not convinced.

Yi should be 

 

I'd admit if I watches it 

 

Just chucked on Charlie XCX there- she's ace!