The Parklife thread of Dons WAGs

[Parklife 950]

8 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

manceva.a

Bojan’s bird

Oaft.

[Poodler 3,149]

Fuckin lovely 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,089]

5 hours ago, milne_afc said:

 

A lot of belly fat there.

Cant see Darren McGregor or Lewis Stevenson stooping that low.

4 pinter.

[Don Fonte 1,407]

5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

A lot of belly fat there.

Cant see Darren McGregor or Lewis Stevenson stooping that low.

4 pinter.

Fuck off you fucking hibee poof.

She's the world's sexiest woman as of about 12 hours ago.

Cunt.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,089]

7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Fuck off you fucking hibee poof.

She's the world's sexiest woman as of about 12 hours ago.

Cunt.

She's married to an Albanian gangster from Moldovia and Herzegochlamydia. 

Probably has a hairy back - like your ma.

[Don Fonte 1,407]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

She's married to an Albanian gangster from Moldovia and Herzegochlamydia. 

Probably has a hairy back - like your ma.

She only developed that after shagging you.

You AIDS ridden turd burglar. 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,089]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

She only developed that after shagging you.

You AIDS ridden turd burglar. 

She has the belly of a woman who has shat out 14 full term children and has had 19 miscarriages- and she's only 22.

 

 

[CCB III 364]

18 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

A lot of belly fat there.

Cant see Darren McGregor or Lewis Stevenson stooping that low.

4 pinter.

For a guy who's got a head like a balloon with weetabix on it, for you to be slagging off this absolutely stunning specimen, is pathetic. 
 

She's from the garden of earthly delights. She's angelic. Beautiful. Stunning. 
 

You're a pit of fucking despair in comparison. 
 

You swamp water drinking idiot. 

Edited yesterday at 07:35 PM by CCB III

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,089]

5 minutes ago, CCB III said:

For a guy who's got a head like a balloon with weetabix on it, for you to be slagging off this absolutely stunning specimen, is pathetic. 
 

She's from the garden of earthly delights. She's angelic. Beautiful. Stunning. 
 

You're a pit of fucking despair in comparison. 
 

You swamp water drinking idiot. 

[CCB III 364]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Was it not you that took so much coke you got paranoid about council tax and booked a one way ticket to Shreks swamp?

 

Dont try this with me. 
 

"Eh cannae beleive it"

[Don Fonte 1,407]

9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

She has the belly of a woman who has shat out 14 full term children and has had 19 miscarriages- and she's only 22.

 

 

My mother is not 22 you heathen.

[Don Fonte 1,407]

9 minutes ago, CCB III said:

For a guy who's got a head like a balloon with weetabix on it, for you to be slagging off this absolutely stunning specimen, is pathetic. 
 

She's from the garden of earthly delights. She's angelic. Beautiful. Stunning. 
 

You're a pit of fucking despair in comparison. 
 

You swamp water drinking idiot. 

Top posting Consi min.

[Ohjimmyjimmy 821]

11 minutes ago, CCB III said:

For a guy who's got a head like a balloon with weetabix on it,

[CCB III 364]

Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You seem to be a little exercised Sir.   

May I suggest some dancing of samba ou calypso. 

 

You've been rekt. 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,089]

5 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Was it not you that took so much coke you got paranoid about council tax and booked a one way ticket to Shreks swamp?

 

Dont try this with me. 
 

"Eh cannae beleive it"

You seem to be a little exercised Sir.   

May I suggest some dancing of samba ou calypso. 

 

[frankie_mac's_4 214]

6 hours ago, milne_afc said:

 

Bleached Ronson - guaranteed

[milne_afc 1,997]

1 minute ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Bleached Ronson - guaranteed

Shined to a high polish in any case, if she wants

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,089]

23 minutes ago, CCB III said:

You've been rekt. 

Happy to call this one a draw, Westbrook.. 

Maybe you shoulda done that in the Ukraine thread with @Ke1t

[Ke1t 4,258]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

A lot of belly fat there.

Cant see Darren McGregor or Lewis Stevenson stooping that low.

4 pinter.

She reminds me of someone... might be the bassist from Kajagoogoo, though not sure that's it.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,089]

7 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

She reminds me of someone... might be the bassist from Kajagoogoo, though not sure that's it.

Standards are low in the North East of Englandshire.

best photo gallery

 

Me, I'm used to and do fuck better. It's just the way it is.  @CCB III

[milne_afc 1,997]

9 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

She reminds me of someone... might be the bassist from Kajagoogoo, though not sure that's it.

Steffi Graf, with less of an abomination on her face

[Studebaker-90 902]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Standards are low in the North East of Englandshire.

best photo gallery

 

Me, I'm used to and do fuck better. It's just the way it is.  @CCB III

What was his name? 

[Roberto 2,374]

16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

 

Me, I'm used to and do fuck better.

We can all lie on the internet.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,089]

46 minutes ago, Roberto said:

We can all lie on the internet.

Would you fuck that fat pig on the magazine cover Berto?

[Don Fonte 1,407]

5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Would you fuck that fat pig on the magazine cover Berto?

I take the reins here.

A fucking massive YES (if noone would find out)

[Sooper-hanz 2,054]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

She reminds me of someone... might be the bassist from Kajagoogoo, though not sure that's it.

A cross between Liz Hurley and Luka Modric. 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,089]

20 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I take the reins here.

A fucking massive YES (if noone would find out)

You can fuck off you big kebab fanny loving Invernesian cunt. 

 

[CCB III 364]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Standards are low in the North East of Englandshire.

best photo gallery

 

Me, I'm used to and do fuck better. It's just the way it is.  @CCB III

Do you fuck. 
 

You're like a sentient curly wurly min. 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,089]

54 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Do you fuck. 
 

You're like a sentient curly wurly min. 

Fat. 

Get to the gym. 

and clean your room. 

[CCB III 364]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Fat. 

Get to the gym. 

and clean your room. 

Get on the regaine and have some protein for the love of fuck.