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5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

A lot of belly fat there.

Cant see Darren McGregor or Lewis Stevenson stooping that low.

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Fuck off you fucking hibee poof.

She's the world's sexiest woman as of about 12 hours ago.

Cunt.

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7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Fuck off you fucking hibee poof.

She's the world's sexiest woman as of about 12 hours ago.

Cunt.

She's married to an Albanian gangster from Moldovia and Herzegochlamydia. 

Probably has a hairy back - like your ma.

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1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

She's married to an Albanian gangster from Moldovia and Herzegochlamydia. 

Probably has a hairy back - like your ma.

She only developed that after shagging you.

You AIDS ridden turd burglar. 

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2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

She only developed that after shagging you.

You AIDS ridden turd burglar. 

She has the belly of a woman who has shat out 14 full term children and has had 19 miscarriages- and she's only 22.

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

A lot of belly fat there.

Cant see Darren McGregor or Lewis Stevenson stooping that low.

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For a guy who's got a head like a balloon with weetabix on it, for you to be slagging off this absolutely stunning specimen, is pathetic. 
 

She's from the garden of earthly delights. She's angelic. Beautiful. Stunning. 
 

You're a pit of fucking despair in comparison. 
 

You swamp water drinking idiot. 

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5 minutes ago, CCB III said:

For a guy who's got a head like a balloon with weetabix on it, for you to be slagging off this absolutely stunning specimen, is pathetic. 
 

She's from the garden of earthly delights. She's angelic. Beautiful. Stunning. 
 

You're a pit of fucking despair in comparison. 
 

You swamp water drinking idiot. 

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1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

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Was it not you that took so much coke you got paranoid about council tax and booked a one way ticket to Shreks swamp?

 

Dont try this with me. 
 

"Eh cannae beleive it"

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9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

She has the belly of a woman who has shat out 14 full term children and has had 19 miscarriages- and she's only 22.

 

 

My mother is not 22 you heathen.

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9 minutes ago, CCB III said:

For a guy who's got a head like a balloon with weetabix on it, for you to be slagging off this absolutely stunning specimen, is pathetic. 
 

She's from the garden of earthly delights. She's angelic. Beautiful. Stunning. 
 

You're a pit of fucking despair in comparison. 
 

You swamp water drinking idiot. 

Top posting Consi min.

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Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You seem to be a little exercised Sir.   

May I suggest some dancing of samba ou calypso. 

 

You've been rekt. 

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5 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Was it not you that took so much coke you got paranoid about council tax and booked a one way ticket to Shreks swamp?

 

Dont try this with me. 
 

"Eh cannae beleive it"

You seem to be a little exercised Sir.   

May I suggest some dancing of samba ou calypso. 

 

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1 minute ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Bleached Ronson - guaranteed

Shined to a high polish in any case, if she wants ūüĎč

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1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

A lot of belly fat there.

Cant see Darren McGregor or Lewis Stevenson stooping that low.

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She reminds me of someone... might be the bassist from Kajagoogoo, though not sure that's it.

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9 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

She reminds me of someone... might be the bassist from Kajagoogoo, though not sure that's it.

Steffi Graf, with less of an abomination on her face

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16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

 

Me, I'm used to and do fuck better.

We can all lie on the internet.

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5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Would you fuck that fat pig on the magazine cover Berto?

I take the reins here.

A fucking massive YES (if noone would find out)

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1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

She reminds me of someone... might be the bassist from Kajagoogoo, though not sure that's it.

A cross between Liz Hurley and Luka Modric. 

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20 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I take the reins here.

A fucking massive YES (if noone would find out)

You can fuck off you big kebab fanny loving Invernesian cunt. 

 

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1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Standards are low in the North East of Englandshire.

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Me, I'm used to and do fuck better. It's just the way it is.  @CCB III

Do you fuck. 
 

You're like a sentient curly wurly min. 

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54 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Do you fuck. 
 

You're like a sentient curly wurly min. 

Fat. 

Get to the gym. 

and clean your room. 

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4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Fat. 

Get to the gym. 

and clean your room. 

Get on the regaine and have some protein for the love of fuck. 
 

 

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